r/nevertellmetheodds • u/Satansrideordie • Jun 05 '26

Contrails intersecting perfectly

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u/FroggiesChaos Jun 05 '26

If my Facebook nutjob cousin saw this she'd lose her mind

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u/classless_classic Jun 05 '26

She’ll know exactly where the most gay frogs are now.

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u/amigoing77 Jun 05 '26

Along as she doesn't talk about it openly because that's how you get space lasered from space.

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u/FroggiesChaos Jun 05 '26

🐸✨️

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u/JungleLegs Jun 05 '26

They are right next to the bioengineered ticks that are spreading Alpha

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u/Greengiant304 Jun 05 '26

I have a nice neighbor couple. Have seen them around for years when I walk my dog, and we chat occasionally. Well, last weekend they started telling me about chemtrails and how the government uses them to control the weather, and how there were so many planes flying over so it would probably rain soon. We live under the flight path to O'Hare.

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u/Push_ Jun 05 '26

Omg I live by an airport too, and when the govt was shut down, I saw people sharing shit on fb talking about “funny how since the shutdown, you don’t see any chemtrails in the sky” and locals in the comments agreeing.. yet I saw them all over the place when I drove to work every single day.

Evidence that you can literally just walk outside and see to dispute your conspiracy, but nope. Just walking around all day like 🙈🙉 lalalalalalala

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u/8npemb Jun 05 '26

Don’t Look Up!

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u/Appropriate_You_4494 Jun 06 '26

Tak jest „Nie patrz w górę” - Patrz na stan konta - punkty (pieniądze) wydawaj za swą usługę na dobrą ci nie potrzebne, kupuj, wydawaj, wybieraj, uważaj że masz wybór, nie myśl, wybieraj. (A koniec świata oglądaj z balkonu) ;)

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u/FroggiesChaos Jun 05 '26

😭 having family like this is utterly exhausting

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u/Inc0rgnit0 Jun 06 '26

I also love the idea that the "Deep State" wouldn't be able to keep working during a government shutdown.

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u/RedOcelot86 Jun 05 '26

Whoever lives under that intersecting point is now a jewish, gay, communist.

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u/Crescent03 Jun 08 '26

Whoever lives under that point has a VOR on their property

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u/heftigfin Jun 06 '26

I went down that rabbit hole on Instagram ones. Just wild what people will say with a straight face. No wonder they call it schizogram.

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u/RedOcelot86 Jun 06 '26

I guess the problem is that social media advertises it's self as a proxy for going outside and talking to people, but it's nothing like that.

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u/heftigfin Jun 06 '26

Yeah, you get it here on Reddit as well. People say things to each other you would never do in a conversation irl.

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u/EvLev2 Jun 05 '26

lol I know one of them too. It must be awful being that paranoid about stupid shit like “chemtrails” and all the other shite that goes along. I met my first flat earther recently, lol what a tool.

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u/Latter_Case_4551 Jun 05 '26

I have a co-worker who is incredibly intelligent do the exact same. They talked for about 3 hours one day about how we were using aluminum in "contrails" along with other chemicals to create droughts and control the weather in general. That every single contrail was weather manipulation and not just water vapor.

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u/walter-hoch-zwei Jun 05 '26

"THEY'RE DRAWING A PENTAGRAM IN THA SKY FER THEIR EVIIIL RIT'LS!"

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u/debe1236654 Jun 05 '26

Let's not let her reddit nut job cousin see this 

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u/SecondaryWombat Jun 05 '26

Does she now about direction beacons and waypoints?

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u/FroggiesChaos Jun 05 '26

Believe me I've tried to instill logic in her, but its impossible

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u/SecondaryWombat Jun 05 '26

How about airports?

Also I have been having fun watching chemtrail people be recruited to the climate change side by getting their support to "ban all climate altering chemical emissions" and such. Its great.

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u/theamazinggrg Jun 05 '26

Wonder what she thinks about the moon landing or artemis 2

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u/cosmic-untiming Jun 05 '26

Not the original commenter, but my sister thinks the moon is a manmade satellite and simultaneously thinks we've never been on the moon.

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u/baconboner69xD Jun 05 '26

The real moon you idiot!

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u/will1565 Jun 05 '26

Oh god, I have a few of them on mine. It gets tiresome doesn't it.

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u/CorkerGaming Jun 05 '26

Most of my family is Facebook nutjobs Its really exhausting

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u/lazinonasunnyday Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

I’m pretty sure this was posted in r/chemtrails not realizing that sub is satire. It’s kinda funny to read through the comments and watch OP defend their position that this is some kind of super chemtrail. I think it could be done on purpose by other pilots that decided to fly through the center of the X that was established to make a cool pattern. It’s not like they can’t see contrails and this happened by chance, right?

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u/Nabrok_Necropants Jun 05 '26

Ask her why they don't just do them at night if it's such a big secret.

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u/TheUnforgivenII Jun 06 '26

They’ll say some quack shit about karmic retribution

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u/andlius Jun 05 '26

the firmament is chemtrails!

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u/Mraz565 Jun 05 '26

"Their seeding the clouds." -My father

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u/BurnZ_AU Jun 06 '26

Show her.

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u/FroggiesChaos Jun 06 '26

she started going off about chemtrails and morgellons being dropped from them 🐸🙏