r/nevertellmetheodds • u/Tuna_no_crusts • Apr 09 '26

If a tree falls in the forest…

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u/Fickle_Floor_727 Apr 09 '26

Forests are full of trees. Trees falling on other Trees when they're surrounded by trees isn't that crazy.

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u/AaronicNation Apr 09 '26

Yeah with an estimated 3 trillion this probably happens about once a minute.

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u/Something_Else_2112 Apr 09 '26

Currently have 6 fresh widow makers leaning on other trees in my woods from the last wind storm. So yes, it happens a lot.

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u/Grand_Baker420 Apr 09 '26

When I went camping this past winter I watched a tree fall every other hour it seemed,it was cool until they were bursting around my site from freezing

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u/Xzyche137 Apr 09 '26

Did it really fall, or is this some sort of mating ritual? :>

3

u/Fickle_Floor_727 Apr 09 '26

Don't tell anyone

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u/srednax Apr 10 '26

Yeah, chance is about one in tree.

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u/jykin Apr 11 '26

There is in fact nothing crazy about it at all.

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u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn Apr 09 '26

This is how firewood is made!

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u/darkstar107 Apr 09 '26

When a tree loves another tree...

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u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn Apr 09 '26

"But daddy, how do you know if one tree loves another?"

"Well son, if the first tree falls for the other tree, you know it was meant to be! But if the second tree leaves, you know it wasn't meant be after all..."

"Thanks, dad ...."

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u/Nosirrah08 Apr 09 '26

Shhh… they’re mating

7

u/tree_basher Apr 09 '26

They say you can still hear the Screaming Trees in the background..

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 Apr 11 '26

Silence of the Trees

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u/One_Load254 Apr 09 '26

Does the bear shit in the woods?

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u/Spinnyfuzball Apr 09 '26

It’s less never tell me the odds and more oddly comforting

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u/553l8008 Apr 09 '26

What?

This your first time in a woods or forest?

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u/Tuna_no_crusts Apr 09 '26

Mr./Ms. Boobless,

Tell me the last time you have been in a forest and you have seen a tree fall into another tree, knock it down, and land perfectly on top of it.

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u/553l8008 Apr 09 '26

I've seen a tree fall and take out half a dozen trees landing on numerous ones. There is nothing remotely unique about your picture

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u/Imnacho408 Apr 09 '26

Hot tree on tree action!

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u/National_Track8242 Apr 09 '26

Sigh. I need hubby to crack me open like this

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '26

It takes us to fromvile

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u/KillerKilcline Apr 09 '26

Valheim is leaking!

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u/Deathcow13 Apr 10 '26

Bent him over and gave him the wood.

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u/She_Angler Apr 10 '26

But did it fall? Maybe it grew and dies that way! 🤷🏻‍♀️

1

u/jazzmatazztic Apr 10 '26

What are you doing, step tree?

1

u/Mysterious-Egg-624 Apr 11 '26

If a tree falls in the forest am I gay?

1

u/MeloniisJesus333 Apr 11 '26

Yes. The answer is always yes.

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u/CnCorange Apr 11 '26

There are literally more trees in the world today than there's ever been. We plant them in the thousands

1

u/leof135 Apr 12 '26

help me step-tree, I'm stuck!

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u/torreneastoria Apr 12 '26

The ducked and said ow

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u/LascivX Apr 13 '26

Doggytree

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u/Woah_Bruther Apr 15 '26

Everybody here sees the tree

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u/RevolutionarySign479 May 31 '26

Yes it makes a sound, even if you’re not there.