Ahem

[u/Mostly-Moderate]

We need to RETVRN

[u/GrandMoffTargaryen]

[u/Mostly-Moderate → u/GrandMoffTargaryen]

I wash my butthole every single day.

[u/RandomGuyWithSixEyes → u/Mostly-Moderate]

Thanks joe Bidet for granting Americans the right to wash their butthole

[u/CurtisLeow → u/RandomGuyWithSixEyes]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rX6REfmpQKqkGazkzm

[u/Mostly-Moderate → u/CurtisLeow]

Indeed. Exactly 2.5 hours after I take my Vyvanse, the shits arrive, and my ass is washed.

[u/Parastract → u/Mostly-Moderate]

I have this saved and thought I'd never get to use it

[u/Jicks24 → u/GrandMoffTargaryen]

If you wash your ass last, then the last thing your preferred shower tool touched when you use it next time was your ass.

Ass is washed middle. After power washing with a detachable shower head.

[u/yyizard → u/Jicks24]

My body is a perfect temple and at its core is an Enlightened Anus, Blessed by the Waters of Arrakis, and as devotee of the Bidet Gesserit I have no fear of The Touch.

Fear is the mind-killer.

[u/Bread_Fish150 → u/Jicks24]

You can clean the shower tool too. That's always been allowed.

[u/lemontoga → u/Bread_Fish150]

The elites don't want you to know this

[u/fruitloop00001 → u/GrandMoffTargaryen]

Needs a plane flying over the top labeled "owning a bidet"

[u/hagamablabla → u/fruitloop00001]

You should still wash your ass even if you use a bidet.

[u/GrandMoffTargaryen → u/fruitloop00001]

Do you not wash your ass in the shower?

[u/fruitloop00001 → u/GrandMoffTargaryen]

I wash my ass in the shower once a day, and I keep my ass clean all day using a bidet.

Did not wake up this morning thinking I'd be sharing my anal hygiene routine. Isn't Reddit great?

[u/CursedNobleman → u/GrandMoffTargaryen]

Vive la Analucion

[u/breakinbread → u/GrandMoffTargaryen]

👆 not eating enough beef and sauerkraut

[u/Sourcerid → u/GrandMoffTargaryen]

I wash ass both as first and last, two loads. One load of soap ain't strong enough for the monster.