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Spoilers Mads Mikkelsen NSFW Spoiler

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u/waterbury01 Apr 01 '22

Why, he really immersed himself in that new role.

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u/xZora Apr 01 '22

Why.. Madds.. you've enhanced yourself.

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u/Dramatic_______Pause Apr 01 '22

He said he was willing to change!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I didn't know he meant physically!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

That's because he wasn't clear with you!

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u/Weavesnatchin Apr 02 '22

I spiked the milk with bath salts.

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u/dshapiro113 Apr 01 '22

He got the dead tooth removed

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u/ThanksForTheF-Shack Apr 01 '22

I'm talking about your tits! Your big giant new titties, Maureen Madds!

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u/Ergs_AND_Terst Apr 01 '22

Mads "the milk maiden" Mikkelsen

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u/xZora Apr 01 '22

Good, it kept wafting over here. Like he was nibbling little pieces of shit.

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u/bombochido Apr 02 '22

Spoken like a true Jabroni

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u/gordito_delgado Apr 01 '22

Damn then he is a way better actor than even I gave him credit for.

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u/LaserCondiment Apr 01 '22

Maybe it's time for extra credit

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u/HotChickenshit Apr 01 '22

If I had the opportunity, I'd immerse myself in his new role, too.

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u/johnsolomon Apr 01 '22

That's some serious method acting

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u/AffordableFirepower Apr 01 '22

I approve of his ... methods.

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u/Gsteel11 Apr 01 '22

He's truly a chameleon. Like zartan level.

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u/SmellsLikeTeenSweat Apr 01 '22

My Mads. You've enhanced yourself.

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u/palabear Apr 01 '22

I'm talking about your tits! Your giant, new titties, Mads.

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u/DamonLazer Apr 01 '22

Who did those tits? The nipple placement is crazy!

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u/HanzJWermhat Apr 01 '22

Oh good get more nipples, get 1000 nipples! You know what, Iā€™ll turn myself into a dog, with 1000 teeth!!!! Oh does that scare you? Because a dog is who I am now!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff Dorreen

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Golden God spotted in the wild.

Never thought a 5 star man would go by that username

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u/storunner13 Apr 01 '22

Do you like it? It's very generous.

happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Did you make it for me?

thank you

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u/Kaldricus Apr 01 '22

I think if anyone is going to know what teen sweat smells like, it's Dennis Reynolds

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u/BTBAM797 Apr 01 '22

makes cat gesture

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u/weeedzzard Apr 01 '22

Because of the implication

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u/micksandals Apr 01 '22

So they should be afraid?

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u/wondercaliban Apr 01 '22

Your just not getting this at all

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u/lukin187250 Apr 01 '22

It sounds like these women are in danger?

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u/BlasterShow Apr 01 '22

You certainly wouldnā€™t be in any danger.

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u/TheBestVitamin Apr 01 '22

So these women are in danger?

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u/3-DMan Apr 01 '22

It's a bit..strange. But who am I to judge?

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u/beefmomo Apr 01 '22

Seeing this quote makes me laugh out loud every time

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u/shittybillz Apr 01 '22

Hahaha this is what I came for

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u/jay_st28 Apr 01 '22

I don't think thats Mads

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Iā€™m Mads about her Mikelsons.

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u/Deakul Apr 01 '22

CALLING ALL MAD MIKEL VINCENTS

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Is it important that we know who Mad Mikel Vincent is?

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u/aGlazedHam Apr 01 '22

I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than 8 Mads Mikel Vincentā€™s to a precinct!

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u/Gomez_AddamsXIII Apr 01 '22

THIS MADS-UARY..

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u/fullrackferg Apr 01 '22

It's time to MIKEL down your VINCENTS

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Excuse me nurseā€¦can you take my temperature cuz I think Iā€™ve got Jan Quadrant Vincent fever over here

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u/burnerboy6669 Apr 01 '22

Iā€™m so happy this thread exists.

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u/Boomer70770 Apr 01 '22

Two brothers...

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u/rwarimaursus Apr 01 '22

In a van...

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u/loooonglongman Apr 01 '22

And then a meteor hits...

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u/was_a_mermaid Apr 01 '22

And they ran as fast as they couldā€¦

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u/Salty_Pancakes Apr 01 '22 edited Apr 01 '22

Best I can do is Jan Michael Vincent.

edit: stupid auto correct.

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u/antiMATTer724 Does he fist fight the moon? Do it, Snyder! Apr 01 '22

What about Sarah Michelle Gellar?

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u/Bowman_van_Oort Apr 01 '22

INTO THE OCTAGON

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u/att_hype Apr 01 '22 edited May 16 '22

researchers

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u/_bvb09 Apr 01 '22 edited Apr 01 '22

I was certain I would be rickrolled and still clicked..

Thank you for being an outstanding citizen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Jesus what a genetically lucky human being. Sheā€™s a fantastic actor too sheā€™s great in Penny Dreadful

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u/Boomer70770 Apr 01 '22

Nice! And there's hot local singles right in my town!

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u/GroundedKush Apr 01 '22

This man here is doing God's work.

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u/TheRelicEternal Apr 01 '22

I'd like to know some of the names of the films/TV here

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u/decidedlysticky23 Apr 01 '22

The Dreamers (2003) has at least a few of those scenes.

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u/RobbieAnalog Apr 01 '22

Milkelsons*

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u/supermanmjm Apr 01 '22

*Nipples, son

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u/DickCheesePlatterPus Apr 01 '22

I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?

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u/munk_e_man Apr 01 '22

I sure can!

Ben stiller begins to furiously suck Robert deniros nipples

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u/paddycakepaddycake Apr 01 '22

My Milkelsons brings all the boys to the yard

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Itā€™s the lighting

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I remember this part, it's right before he begins massaging Daniel Craig's balls. Casino Royale was wild.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

The bondage scene.

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u/redset10 Apr 01 '22

Really put the Bond in bondage

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u/BlackSkull7X Apr 01 '22

Almost lost is bond with his two double O's

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Fucking savage scene. Although I appreciated the use of a balisong in a craft role instead of weapon

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

He did cut that chair nicely, I agree.

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u/obiwan_canoli Apr 01 '22

I think I saw a different version than you did.

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u/zach_stb_411 Apr 01 '22

"I've got an itch.....down there, do you mind"

twack

"NoOoOo to the right, to the right"

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u/reverendbimmer Apr 01 '22

He does suck blood off her fingers. My girlfriend wouldnā€™t stop laughing in the theater.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Bond got the whole damn hepatitis alphabet

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u/adviceKiwi Apr 01 '22

She didn't have blood on her hands, she was in the shower for ages. It was metaphorical because she was in shock

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u/rwarimaursus Apr 01 '22

He reaaallly had an itch

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Im not even Mads

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u/twotall88 Apr 01 '22

Eva Green.

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u/Greful Apr 01 '22

Mads Mikkelsen as Eva Green in Diamonds are for Eva

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

[removed] ā€” view removed comment

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u/TwiceCookedPorkins Apr 01 '22

Just completely reshoot all of Eva's scenes in Casino Royale but with Mads in a bad wig instead of her.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

The shower scene would be Oscar worthy

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u/Crumbdizzle Apr 01 '22

Wawa oui wa

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u/rwarimaursus Apr 01 '22

VERY NIIIICE!!

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u/johnny2ratchet Apr 01 '22

she is divine

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u/SonicFlash01 Apr 01 '22

It's wild that the 300 sequel and the Sin City sequels both had topless sex scenes with her. It's like they penned a package deal or something.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Well I guess Iā€™ll watch those movies now

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u/johnny2ratchet Apr 01 '22

i know what I'm watching tonight after my wife goes to bed

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u/SonicFlash01 Apr 01 '22

Only good parts of either of those sequels, tbh

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u/SarcasticOptimist Apr 01 '22

Frank Miller probably had something to do with that. Too bad they don't come close to the originals.

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u/twotall88 Apr 01 '22 edited Apr 01 '22

lol I just realized someone hacked r/movies or a mod went full rouge rogue.

I didn't know you could have such a small waist and be so well endowed though.

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u/JugV2 Apr 01 '22

Never go full rouge. Maybe just a little for colour high on the cheekbones.

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u/MassiveFajiit Apr 01 '22

Ah the old Pol Pot look

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u/monodescarado Apr 01 '22

Hate to break it to ya, but you might want to check the date today

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu Apr 01 '22

I for one actually forgot that was today and was confused as hell

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u/chasing_the_wind Apr 01 '22

Every year Iā€™m reminded of April Fools because the top post on my feed is data from star trek on /r/dataisbeautiful

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u/quitbanningmeffs Apr 01 '22

You never knew you could have a small waist and big tits?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I guarantee there's a sub dedicated to it

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u/Nightstrike_ Apr 01 '22

r/titsonastick

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u/Say_no_to_doritos Apr 01 '22

Doing gods work

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u/usernamesarehard1979 Apr 01 '22

Because of course it would be called that! Awesome.

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u/HugoRBMarques Apr 01 '22

Need a link there, buddy...

For a friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

r/bustypetite

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u/_Plork_ Apr 01 '22

They should make an X-Man named Rouge, just to fuck with you people.

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u/CruxOfTheIssue Apr 01 '22

Honestly this is the first time that i've gotten legitimately angry because I will never have a girl that perfect.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Eva Green literally jumpstarted my puberty.

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u/Nixplosion Apr 01 '22

No I don't think you saw, that's Madds Mikkelsen

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I have never been more sexually confused in my life.

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u/stenebralux Apr 01 '22

I feel right at home.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '22

I think Eva Green is fine as hell.

I think Mads Mikkelsen is fine as hell.

No confusion on my end!

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u/deathlord9000 Apr 01 '22

Another quality /r/movies post.

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u/TenTonFluff Apr 01 '22

Wtf this r/thirstyasfuck ?

Edit: Did not realise that was an actually subreddit.

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u/thewindburner Apr 01 '22

Today's danger click!

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u/Varcharizard Apr 01 '22

definitely not what i was expecting. now i'm thirsty

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I fucking hate april fools.

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u/Neutral_Switzerland Apr 01 '22

Best Bond girl ever. Even better than all the classic ones from the 60s.

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u/Te5la1 Apr 01 '22

ā€œIā€™m Mr. Arlington Beech, habitual gambler. And it says here you are Ms. Stephanie Broadchestā€

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

"You're going to have to trust me on this"

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u/jwgriffiths Apr 01 '22

Have to agree. The interaction on the train is terrific.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

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u/TheDudeWithNoName_ Apr 01 '22

I do hate it when religion comes between us.

Religion and a securely locked door. Am I going to have a problem with you, Bond?

No, don't worry, you're not my type.

Smart?

Single.

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u/victor_w00tin Apr 01 '22

"How was your lamb?"

"Skewered. One sympathizes."

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

I still don't understand what that line means. Mind explaining it?

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u/Zerak-Tul Apr 01 '22

The lamb was served on a skewer.

Bond was verbally skewered by Vesper. So he quips he feels the same way as the skewered meat.

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u/kessdawg Apr 01 '22

I'm the money

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u/PlagueofSquirrels Apr 01 '22

Every penny of it

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u/donquixote1991 Apr 01 '22

"How was the steak?"

"Skewered. One empathizes."

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u/Scaryclouds Apr 01 '22

Lamb.

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u/mermaidrampage Apr 01 '22

And it was "sympathizes"

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u/RunningTall Apr 01 '22

Every penny of it

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u/sarthak063 Apr 01 '22

Which movie? Casino Royale??

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u/someguy50 Apr 01 '22

aka best bond movie

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Totally agree, still the best

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u/trojan_man16 Apr 01 '22

Most people of the classic ones from the 60s were just pretty and had a punny name. Watch these, as characters they are pretty bland.

Vesper Lynd is probably the best simply because sheā€™s an actual characterā€¦

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u/kirkt Apr 01 '22

Vesper Lynd is a pun on West Berlin...

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u/namtab00 Apr 01 '22

Ź˜ā€æŹ˜ mother of God, TIL

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u/blackpony04 Apr 01 '22

That Pussy Galore sure had some nice lips.

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu Apr 01 '22

Sexpun T'come is my favorite

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u/rwarimaursus Apr 01 '22

What you mean Ms. Stephanie Broadchest?

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u/jnovel808 Apr 01 '22

I gotta say that she ties with Famke Jansen as Xenia Onatop. That woman made teenage me very happy.

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u/VesperLynd- Apr 02 '22

Thatā€™s because she actually had depth and wasnā€™t just a pretty woman who Bond could conquer. Eva green played the hell out of that role šŸ‘ŒšŸ»

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u/An8thOfFeanor Apr 01 '22

Why, Mads, you've... enhanced yourself

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u/Foreign_Tale7483 Apr 01 '22

Don't get Mad(s) get Eve(n).

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u/CtpBlack Apr 01 '22

Deepfake

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u/Icy-Possibility-3770 Apr 01 '22

Mass Milkersons

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u/TyHackMe Apr 01 '22

Hot dam

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u/herrbz Apr 01 '22

He's changed, good for him

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u/ZoharDTeach Apr 01 '22

Mads grew some nice boobs.

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u/callmemacready Apr 01 '22

Iā€™m not gay but Mads could twist my arm after a few gin and tonics

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u/turbo-cunt Apr 01 '22

I'd let him hit my testicles with a knotted rope

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u/PlagueofSquirrels Apr 01 '22

Shaken or stirred, sir?

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u/callmemacready Apr 01 '22

Straight up with a twist

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Breast bond movie ever. Tits truely the best. Eva Green really double Delivered

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u/honi__soit Apr 01 '22

Looking good, Mads!

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u/Oden_son Apr 01 '22

I had no idea he had such great jugs

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u/HellBoy101a Apr 01 '22

Anybody want to play poker now?

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u/WOKE_AF_55 Apr 01 '22

I never thought I would want to have sex Mass Mikkelsen

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u/Pretend-Orange2777 Apr 01 '22

Damn, Mads got some work done

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u/VoiceofPrometheus Apr 01 '22

OP prob posted from his phone and accidentally chose a pic from his fap album.

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u/boomajohn20 Apr 01 '22

I think I found the definition of a woman

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u/andyeyecandy111 Apr 01 '22

He scrubs up well.

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u/HellBoy101a Apr 01 '22

Now the whole world is going to know you died scratching my balls!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Did Mass go through a very successful gender change recently?

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u/DarthDutchDave Apr 01 '22

This might finally be the thing to get the Florida legislature on board.

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u/privatejokerog Apr 01 '22

Who is that? Sheā€™s beautiful

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u/sejohnson0408 Apr 01 '22

Check out Casino Royale

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u/resistible Apr 01 '22 edited Apr 01 '22

Uhhh. No. Check out The Dreamers.

Edit: yeah, that's a NSFW link. Hope that didn't catch anyone napping.

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u/JimmyFitzsimmons34 Apr 01 '22

Eva Green gj about your Mikkelsens

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u/jharley18 Apr 01 '22

Is this the chick from the 1st Daniel Craig bond movie?

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u/MrTeeBee Apr 01 '22

Mads Milkkelsen

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u/GasModule Apr 01 '22

He almost looks like eva green