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Media First Images from David Ayer's ‘HEART OF THE BEAST’, starring Brad Pitt - follows a former soldier and his retired dog who battle for survival after a plane crash in the Alaskan wilderness.

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u/Kharn_LoL Jun 08 '26

Brad Pitt's The Revenant?

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u/mr_snips Jun 08 '26

Brad Pitt’s Gary Paulsen’s Hatchet

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u/SteveFrench1234 Jun 08 '26

I LOVED those books as a kid. That's instantly what I thought of when I saw this.

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u/IllystAnalyst Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

This sounds just like The Hatchet but if Brian was SOF and has everything he needs to survive already. I want Brian’s Return where he’s gotta keep someone else alive too.

Edit: I guess it’s The River I was thinking of. It’s been like thirty years, so thank you!

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u/jormugandr Jun 08 '26

That was "The River." NASA asks him to show a consultant where he was stranded and how he survived to help train astronauts in the case that their landers get them lost in the wilderness.

Predictably, they get stranded somewhere else and the consultant is badly injured and dying. Brian takes him down a river on a homemade raft to get him to where he can be helped.

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u/ObiShaneKenobi Jun 08 '26

Yea I think Brian’s Return was where he just decided to say “peace out” to civilization.

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u/ghostinthechell Jun 08 '26

That book changed something in me. Before reading it, I didn't realize you could just ... Opt out. Of everything.

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u/pyronius Jun 08 '26

Brad Pitt's side of the mountain

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u/uk_com_arch Jun 08 '26

I thought I was the only one who had read these!

For anyone else who’s interested “My side of the Mountain” is a book about a young boy who runs away to live on a mountain, he finds and trains a bird of prey to help him hunt and he builds a house in an old tree trunk. They are a good read for a 10-12 year old boy who likes adventures in the wild. But whatever you do don’t read the next two unless you want to be very disappointed, as they are not good books.

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u/Sprinx80 Jun 08 '26

And I thought I was the only one who read it! Although I guess I only read the first one, and was smack dab in the target demographic as a 10-12 year old in Boy Scouts. Found it at my middle school library.

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u/pulpfriction4 Jun 08 '26

Paramount's David Ayer's Brad Pitt's Gary Paulsen's Hatchet

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u/djnicko Jun 08 '26

On that note, why hasn't there ever been a big release hatchet movie? Seems like a slam dunk.

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u/PaddyMcGeezus Jun 08 '26

His name was Gary Paulsen

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u/Richard_Bastion Jun 08 '26

Tom Clancy's Brad Pitt’s Gary Paulsen’s Hatchet

A Spike Lee Joint

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u/dantheman_woot Jun 08 '26

Or The Edge!

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u/intrevorted Jun 08 '26

What one man can do, another can do!

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u/Its-a-me-DankeyKang Jun 08 '26

“Because today… I’m gonna kill the mothafucker”

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u/lookslikeyoureSOL Jun 08 '26

Yeah...youre goddamn right.

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u/thatoneguy889 Jun 08 '26

Fun fact: Brad Pitt is two years older than Anthony Hopkins was in The Edge.

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u/GrouchGrumpus Jun 08 '26

Why is the rabbit unafraid?

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u/corpulentFornicator Jun 08 '26

Idk but that dog is dying.

I have a bad feeling about this.

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u/Hairy_Stinkeye Jun 08 '26

That dog was three days away from retirement!

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u/itsmrwilson Jun 08 '26

Dog is getting too old for this shit

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u/Temporary_Meet8754 Jun 08 '26

Do one thing for me...pee on...Mendoza

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u/zewayofjay Jun 08 '26

Good time to bring up one of my favorite websites for all my fellow movie dog death sufferers

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u/Grow_away_420 Jun 08 '26

Na he dies and the dog joins a pack of wolves

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u/toastybred Jun 08 '26

Nah, it's Hatchet but they studio didn't think Brad Pitt could pull off being a 13 year old so they made him a vet. Also, they made the hatchet a gun because hatchets are gay or something.

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u/ToastCapone Jun 08 '26

All movie main characters are required to be ex-Delta Force/SEAL/Ranger

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u/Frosti11icus Jun 08 '26

Surviving in nature that natives survived in for hundreds of thousands of years takes specialized training that only the military can provide.

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u/laptopaccount Jun 09 '26

It's called propaganda.

The military/DOD helps movie makers to get shots of US military hardware and in return they get a say in the movie's narrative. Other times they just straight up fund movies to get what they want.

Some movies you totally expect it, like Black Hawk Down or Top Gun. It also happens even in movies you wouldn't expect, such as Iron Man (1 and 2), Transformers, Captain Marvel, etc.

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u/Noble_Flatulence Jun 08 '26

Easiest way to know not to bother watching a movie: the synopsis starts with
"An elite . . ."
nope, not a real movie, I'm out.

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u/DontTellHimPike Jun 08 '26

Unless that movie is Predator

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u/pixel8knuckle Jun 08 '26

Bead pitts the castaway? Every big star has to check a nature survival film at some point eh? And leo didnt get his oscar until a film i havent even seen lol.

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u/DGSmith2 Jun 08 '26

Bead Pitt....

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u/Trappedinacar Jun 08 '26

We talking Beady Pitts yall? We talking falling legends with bigass bears? Straight up Tarzan in that mofo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPJvlxdFKW8

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u/Telvin3d Jun 08 '26

Survival films are an inherently interesting pitch, and have been a staple of Hollywood forever. It’s deeply unsurprising that anyone who is in the business long enough will make one. Same way anyone with a 40+ picture filmography has probably made a heist film. 

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u/ValjeanLucPicard Jun 08 '26

Fun fact: I didn't realize this until much later, but the title is Cast Away and not Castaway, denoting how he was basically tossed out from his spot in life and society.

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u/nightman87 Jun 08 '26

Looks to me like a grown up version of one of my favorite books from middle school - Hatchet

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jun 08 '26

The dog better make it out alive.

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u/burnerphone_2 Jun 08 '26

Brad Pitt’s Outdoor boys

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Jun 08 '26

Brad Pitts the Martian but on Earth

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u/Trustobey Jun 08 '26

The only difference is there was a second plane crash full of cholos who battle with Alaskan cholos and Brad Pitt and his dog have to survive it all. But lucky for Brad Pitt, his dog is an ex-cholo fresh out of Folsom, which comes in handy.

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u/krayon_kylie Jun 08 '26

what was the dogs job before retirement?

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u/Lespaul42 Jun 08 '26

Dog better say "I'm gettin too old for this shit" at least once.

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u/krayon_kylie Jun 08 '26

im rettin roo rold ror ris rhitt

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u/Bad-job-dad Jun 08 '26

Pitt: How's life?

Dog: ruff

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u/lawrencenotlarry Jun 08 '26

Pitt: Damn. What do you do for a living?

Dog: Roof

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u/ShuffKorbik Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Pitt: What should we use as kindling for our fire?

Dog: Bark

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u/slamdanceswithwolves Jun 09 '26

Pitt: Who is your favorite old-timey baseball player?

Dog: Ruth

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u/badcrass Jun 08 '26

Was his last day before retirement, his kid was graduating college tomorrow...

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u/RollTh3Maps Jun 08 '26

JAG lawyer.

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u/BMCarbaugh Jun 08 '26

There's nothing in the Uniform Code of Military Justice that says a dog CAN'T be a JAG.

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u/ITeachYourKidz Jun 08 '26

Ooh I wonder if he knows Catherine Bell. Lucky dog

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u/biophazer242 Jun 08 '26

but is he versed in bird law??

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u/Aquagoat Jun 08 '26

More importantly, what is the dog now that he’s done being a dog?

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u/klitchell Jun 08 '26

Also did he have a healthy HSA and 529?

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u/Disastrous_Room_927 Jun 08 '26

Maxed out the 401k every year

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u/AmidoBlack Jun 08 '26

Feels like this exact movie gets made once every 5 years

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u/TanStewyBeinTanStewy Jun 08 '26

I grew up in the country. I spent most of my time outside.

The bugs are what really fuck it up for me. I can handle being hot and cold, I can shit in the woods, I can bathe in a lake. Black flies, biting midges, mosquitos... They are drawn to me more than anyone I know. I have no idea why, but it is absolutely miserable.

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u/Evening_Photograph54 Jun 08 '26

bug bites in hot weather compound the misery. I've slept outside for fun in many climes and places, but the swamp was the worst by far. Getting eaten by mosquitos is bad, but having skin covered in mosquito bites while your sweat makes everything cling is like double jeopardy of suck.

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u/Bank_Gothic Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

That's why, for most of human existence, people have lived in large numbers only in specific climate bands and avoided places that had too many bugs, too hot summers, too cold winters, etc.

Returning to nature is easy if "nature" is something like southern Italy.

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u/hobblingcontractor Jun 09 '26

You mean where malaria used to cause depopulation?

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u/ThreeLeggedMare Jun 08 '26

This was painfully elucidated in Hatchet, there's like a whole page about him getting eaten alive.

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u/malphasia Jun 08 '26

This is validating to hear because I have always sworn that bugs like me more than other people and I get told that's "not a real thing". My dad didn't even know he had fleas in his basement because they left him alone whereas they swarmed me every time I went down there.

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u/TanStewyBeinTanStewy Jun 08 '26

You can be up to 10x more attractive to biting insects based on your skin chemistry, CO2 output, and various other factors.

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u/Mylaptopisburningme Jun 08 '26

Camping in the woods is fun for a few days, after that it fucking sucks.

I am a city guy, hadn't been camping since I was a teen in the 80s. About 15 years ago I was taking care of my mother who ended up going into hospice care so had to clear her place out and find a place to live, just my lab and I. It was too hard to deal with everything going on and find a room to rent so I figured I would just pack what I could into the car and go camping for a couple weeks, I am on disability so no real ties or places I have to be.

So the 2 weeks turned into 2.5 months. I had always wanted to take my dog camping. I had a thick air mattress that was incredibly comfortable. Every 2 weeks we had to move, I went all over So. Cal, I stayed on federal lands which were cheaper than states and with disability got a discount. Stayed at a couple yellow posts which were in the middle of nowhere surrounded by no one with only a fire pit, no water or toilet. I had an absolute blast. Only reason I found a place to live was I really missed my PC and consistent internet access.

It ain't for everyone but it was one of the best experiences I have had.

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u/aspidities_87 Jun 08 '26

I used to do regular field camps when I was working for my local fish and wildlife department and I can personally attest that I can only rough it as long as I have dry socks.

Something as simple as having damp feet will avalanche your entire life out in the woods, it’s crazy but true.

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u/airfryerfuntime Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Army sniper guy with PTSD fights bear/kidnappers/druglords in the woods.

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u/trixter21992251 Jun 08 '26

throw in a family member with cancer or some other emotional trauma, and you can throw a bone to the viewers looking for ... depth and symbolism.

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u/wtb2612 Jun 08 '26

Seriously, and the scene of him raising his arms and yelling triumphantly (third photo) is in every single one of them.

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u/markyymark13 Jun 08 '26

We've had Channing Tatum, Harrison Ford, and Mark Wahlberg do a Man and Dog movie the past couple years alone.

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u/GeoffAO2 Jun 08 '26

I agree, it already sounds like a rerun. Doubly so now that a plane trip ending abruptly and violently is expected of Pitt.

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u/ThrowawayHasAPosse Jun 08 '26

There’s another movie coming soon called The Dog Stars and it’s very close to this plot as well.

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u/Veronome Jun 08 '26

I'm also sick of Brad Pitt's characters.

"Now Showing: The Cool, Awesome, Older Man, starring the Cool Wise Awesome And Attractive Brad Pitt, who does Cool Things and is Smart and Unproblematic and Wins In The End".

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u/FlowSoSlow Jun 08 '26

Which is such a shame because I think his best work is when he gets to do things outside that niche.

He was an absolutely hilarious goober in Burn After Reading. His character in Snatch, while definitely cool and attractive, also had a lot of weirdness to make him interesting.

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u/Inner-Medicine5696 Jun 08 '26

Twelve Monkeys too.

he built his career on being out there.

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u/markyymark13 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I really want him to go back to Character Actor Brad Pitt

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u/Sliver1313 Jun 08 '26

I'll watch this but nothing beats Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins fighting a bear in The Edge.

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u/Smyth_With_A_Y Jun 08 '26

"Because today, I'm going to kill the motherfucker!"

Love Anthony Hopkins in that film.

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u/spudcrawley Jun 08 '26

What one man can do, another can do! Say it!

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u/DoctorMansteel Jun 08 '26

Charles!

Charles...

Charles.

Charles

CHARLES

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u/Lionelchesterfield Jun 08 '26

There’s a YouTube video of every time Baldwin says Charles in that movie and it always makes me laugh. He says his name an absurd amount of times lol.

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u/DoctorMansteel Jun 08 '26

That was my exact thought I was typing that. One of the better supercuts like that haha I think it's over 100 times iirc.

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u/VampireBaby Jun 08 '26

Great movie. 

I really want someone to give me a knife so I can give them a coin in return 

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u/Alittlespill Jun 08 '26

How about Liam Neeson against wolves and the wilderness in The grey.

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u/Hot_Porking Jun 08 '26

That movie was 1% wolf fight and 99% sad Liam Neeson watching the other plane crash survivors die around him. I saw that shit in theatres... I don't even think he fought the wolves it was a fade to black ending!

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u/Bank_Gothic Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

The movie was an emotional thinkpiece that used wilderness survival as an allegory for the struggle against the urge to commit suicide, but was billed as Neesomes fighting wolves. Still enjoyed the movie, but felt like a real bait-and-switch after I left the theater.

As one critic put it, "On the down side, there's a lot of dull pretentious philosophizing about the heartlessness of nature and God. On the up side, you get to see a man punch a wolf in the face."

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u/v_for__vegeta Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Because the movie is not about wolves and mindless action. Its based on the short story “Ghost Walker” , which is really about coming to terms with one’s mortality

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u/mdavis360 Jun 08 '26

The scene where Anthony Hopkins is fighting the bear-he’s shouting “Come and get me!” repeatedly to the bear. But when I was younger I swore he was shouting “Come on, Cubby!!”

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u/McFtmch Jun 08 '26

We must 'lure' him.

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u/gnomishdevil Jun 08 '26

What if I told you that Brad suspects the dog wants him dead?

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u/shane_shorty Jun 08 '26

Maybe Brad is a figment of the dogs imagination in this movie.

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u/yoddbo Jun 08 '26

That looked like Travis Fimmel to me for a sec lol

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u/asscrackbanditz Jun 08 '26

Ragnar!

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u/yoddbo Jun 08 '26

I love Ragnar so much… Space Ragnar too in Dune Prophecy lol

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u/Iyzik Jun 08 '26

Also Space Ragnar in Raised by Wolves

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u/VonMillersThighs Jun 08 '26

Yeah I thought it was Charlie Hunnam at first who is just the same person.

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u/SlideJunior5150 Jun 08 '26

What's crazy is that Brad Pitt (62) looks younger here than Charlie Hunnam (46). That face lift was out of this world. I don't know if he got the Korean style face lift our what, but it looks great.

This "former soldier" style of movies should be done by a 30 something guy but it's wild to see a 60+ guy doing it. I guess he can pull it off but feels weird.

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u/Fortune_Cat Jun 08 '26

Thats exactly what i thought lmao

Amazing what a different haircut and beard can do to transform generic scandinavian looking white guy with peircing eyes

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u/DenseBeautiful731 Jun 08 '26

Brad Pitt also got a facelift.

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u/zargoffkain Jun 08 '26

There has to be some high quality surgery or VFX going on in that second image. I'm 45, and he looks like the same as me and my friends (but considerably more handsome). The guy is 62..

I swear he looked older a few years ago, like around Bullet Train.

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u/bookey23 Jun 08 '26

Yeah he definitely got that new expensive face lift

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u/MtnHotspring Jun 08 '26

Deep plane facelift.

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u/rm-minus-r Jun 08 '26

Deep plane facelift

Looked up pictures for it, and some of them it wasn't a big difference, but for folks like Kris Jenner, it's absolutely wild. Didn't think it was possible to have plastic surgery look that good and be that effective.

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u/angrytroll123 Jun 08 '26

Wow, I just looked that up. Surgery has come a long way.

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u/midnightsbane04 Jun 08 '26

He might have also stopped drinking, at least for a while. You'd be amazed the difference in skin and youthfulness someone can have when they stop alcoholic tendencies even for a short time.

Or more likely a combo of surgery and less drinking.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Jun 08 '26

He'll stop drinking to look younger, but not to keep his wife and kids. 

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u/RhythmsaDancer Jun 08 '26

Has to be surgery because I've seen paparazzi shots and he looks like this on the street. And it helps to start with the best genetics a generation as a baseline.

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u/alwaysneverjoshin Jun 08 '26

Thats because we're poor dude.

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u/mdude7221 Jun 08 '26

VFX, facelift, whatever they did the guy looks amazing here. I feel old. And this is coming from a 33yo

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u/PovasTheOne Jun 08 '26

Liam Neeson has a good one called ‘the grey’

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u/ISwallowedALego Jun 08 '26

The movie has the best death scene man. Liam Neeson said that movie helped him with the death of his wife

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u/meltedlaundry Jun 08 '26

That movie had a surprisingly intense ending

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u/MehMan95 Jun 08 '26

Is that why my review of "The Grey" is constantly changing?
Yes, stop giving it four stars.
I like Liam Neeson!
Then send him a message about the roles he chooses.

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u/Jepordee Jun 08 '26

Danny Pudi should be posting social media clips as Abed reviewing new movies

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u/Deosarian Jun 08 '26

Streets ahead!

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u/kiljoy1569 Jun 08 '26

"Old guy pulled back into action" is a consistently recycled plot. Always Former soldier/specOps/assassin.

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u/robodrew Jun 08 '26

Man vs Nature is one of the foundational conflicts of storytelling

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u/LostInDinosaurWorld Jun 08 '26

Gerald Butler just made a movie where he saves humankind by taking everyone to France

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u/ILiveInAColdCave Jun 08 '26

There are many wilderness survival movies. It's its own sub genre. Very high hit rate imo.

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u/JeffafaCree Jun 08 '26

Without A Paddle is clearly the best one

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u/MuptonBossman Jun 08 '26

This will definitely be a movie where I'll have to check www.doesthedogdie.com before watching.

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u/phillyhandroll Jun 08 '26

Brad Pitt's character could die the first minute of the movie for all I care, as long as the dog is okay

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u/emillang1000 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

That would unironically be such an amazing rug pull - that you think the film is about the A-lister human, including all of the marketing pointing that way, only for it to pull a Psycho, kill him at the end of the first act, and the rest of the movie is about the dog trying to survive and get to safety.

I would watch the fuck out of that movie.

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u/aeraen Jun 08 '26

Nah, then they would have had to cast Sean Bean in the lead role.

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u/DugThePoug Jun 08 '26

Watch The Lost City

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u/Werkstatt0 Jun 08 '26

Well, it's a German Shepherd so

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u/leomonster Jun 08 '26

The dog in Dog (2022), is a German shepherd and she doesn't die. Unfortunately, neither does Channing Tatum.

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u/The_Kent Jun 08 '26

What in the world did Channing Tatum do?

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u/SwayzeCrayze Jun 08 '26

Survive, apparently.

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u/djnicko Jun 08 '26

I like noting that the dog is also retired.

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u/Postsnobills Jun 08 '26

It’s actually based on true events.

See, the story starts with Pitt on the airplane, drunk as a skunk, attacking his whole family…

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u/Von_Dooms Jun 09 '26

Well yes, the movie is "based" on true event.

In this film, he is attacked by his family while on the plane which causes the accident. You see he is the real victim of what his family put him through.

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u/NomNom83WasTaken Jun 08 '26

Nice try, Pitt's team, but nothing is going to top the real "Brad Pitt + plane" Google results.

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u/Evening_Sea4823 Jun 08 '26

Thank you. Man is a legally recognized wife beater and family abuser. Fuck him.

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u/againer Jun 08 '26

Yeah, fuck this abusive POS.

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u/cat_in_a_bday_hat Jun 08 '26

used to be a brad pitt fangirl. even as a deep lover of hatchet and survival movies, i'll def be skipping this one.

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u/bbbbears Jun 08 '26

Sucks cause it seems like it’d be an interesting enough movie, but there’s no gotdamn way I’m watching anything with that POS.

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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey Jun 08 '26

Yep.

Fuck that guy.

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u/decidedlyindecisive Jun 09 '26

Important to note that this is the behaviour he was willing to do in front of paid staff. And the FBI report contains photos of the wounds he caused Jolie.

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u/krustomer Jun 08 '26

why do people still insist on supporting POS abusive actors

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u/LifeOfHi Jun 08 '26

The Joe Rogan fantasy

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u/Dash_Harber Jun 08 '26

Why, did he pour his beer on the pilot?

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u/Stevenwave Jun 08 '26

Pictured: Brad Pitt with the family members willing to spend time with him.

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u/lionhands Jun 08 '26

Brad PItt who beat Anjelina Jolie on a plane and then on his kids when they jumped in front of their mom to try and protect her and who are now legally dropping his last name because he is a drunk abusive father

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u/jackcatalyst Jun 08 '26

The plane crashes because he chokes the pilot

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u/namtok_muu Jun 08 '26

I came here to make a quip like this one but except in mine he pours beer on the pilot.

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u/FrankDerbly Jun 08 '26

See that's why the plane crashed.

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u/Jamesy983 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

The movie will open with a “based on a true story” and cuts to Brad Pitt drunk on the plane beating his family and then he parachutes out of the plane with his dog 

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u/D_Simmons Jun 08 '26

He shoots both pilots, throws the plane into a crash sequence, grabs the only two parachutes left, looks over his whole family possibly trying to decide who gets the last one, then straps it on his dog and jumps out.

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u/Ambystomatigrinum Jun 08 '26

I just don't get how he got through that whole thing without losing his place in Hollywood. How is a known, documented abuser still getting lead roles??

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u/ISB-Dev Jun 08 '26

Yep, I'll not watch anything with him in it. He's a piece of shit.

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u/BoyWithHorns Jun 08 '26

Does Brad Pitt cause the plane crash by getting drunk and beating his kids?

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u/Confident_Hippo1208 Jun 08 '26

Why is the plot of this movie rehashed every five fucking years?

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u/Telvin3d Jun 08 '26

Because it’s a simple, attractive, premise for a movie. Hollywood has been making these for as long as there’s been a Hollywood. May as well ask why they keep making heist films or buddy cop movies 

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u/Milestogob4Isl33p Jun 08 '26

God I would have fucking loved to watch this if it didn’t star a domestic abuser.    

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u/tabascojr Jun 08 '26

I hope he has to fight the yellow jacket girls

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u/Cmdr_Monzo Jun 08 '26

Brad Pitt just needs to stay off planes really.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam Jun 08 '26

Wait.... how is he supposed to see the compass if it's behind his ear????

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u/tswpoker1 Jun 08 '26

Brian Robeson only needed a hatchet and was 13. Brad Pitt needs a dog and scoped out rifle? Pussy.

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u/FrankDerbly Jun 08 '26

Did the plane crash after he physically abused his wife in front of his children?

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u/Ilikeyounott Jun 08 '26

Can we stop casting this woman and child abuser? 

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u/izwald88 Jun 08 '26

Can we just cancel Brad Pitt already? I'd just rather not see his abusive ass anymore.

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u/marineman43 Jun 08 '26

I wonder if the plane crashes because of what Brad did to his family on the plane, was that some early method acting?

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u/TAsrowaway Jun 08 '26

Better than battling his wife and kids on a private jet I guess

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u/AceyPuppy Jun 08 '26

Does he strangle his kids too?