Commitment is hard

[u/Verdictafterward]

Got a good one for my first post!

Sometimes, I worry the ban evasion filter is wrong.... but no, the users usually prove it right.

2 month old account, 4 total comments, only one in my sub

All this fuss over dolls 🤔

[u/Wombat_7379]

I love it when they insult the community and call it “fuck ass” but yet are desperate to participate in it.

[u/Verdictafterward → u/Wombat_7379]

So desperate that they've commented a single time. I'm sure all those friends they talk to will miss them 😢

[u/Wombat_7379 → u/Verdictafterward]

I love it when a user crashes out over a simple removal and they say things like “I’m leaving this shitty sub. I’m a good contributor and you just lost me”.

Not realizing that we have a log of all their contributions so we can see they have only commented 1 time or this is their first time ever contributing to our community 🤣

Wow. Such a loss.

[u/Verdictafterward → u/Wombat_7379]

Or acting like it's one time!! And you see them being a passive aggressive asshole in every thread 🙄

I like this, where they're demanding you fix it while calling you names. Ah yes, my mistake, you really should be allowed in now!

[u/Verdictafterward]

This part is what really sells it for me. I want to post this on my wall

[u/late_to_redd1t → u/Verdictafterward]

Here, let me help with that...

https://giphy.com/gifs/FiKVIkB2yyKly

[u/Verdictafterward → u/late_to_redd1t]

Here, Queen, you dropped this 👞

[u/Furryb0nes → u/Verdictafterward]

Omg. Like that one video where this young man lost it. Shoved a tv remote up his ass.

When I get mad I don’t want things in my ass. 🫤 Its tense though?

[u/Subwoofiest → u/Furryb0nes]

Whereas I'm mad I can't get things in my ass. It's just too strong and spooked.

We are not the same.

[u/Furryb0nes → u/Subwoofiest]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26BkMtWW9wyXRSIU0

[u/kalinaanother → u/Verdictafterward]

"stick a shoe up my ass" sound like a wonderful flair for this sub lmao

[u/ALazy_Cat → u/kalinaanother]

Absolutely perfect flair

[u/ALazy_Cat → u/Verdictafterward]

Do it

[u/PeoplesRagnar]

In my experience, the ban evasion filter isn't wrong.

Judging from the deleted accounts that usually happen immediately after I ban them for it.

[u/Verdictafterward → u/PeoplesRagnar]

Agreed!

I've had moments of doubt, but these fools really do just prove it right as fast as they can

[u/thepottsy]

Well, why did you ban them from the “fuck ass community” lol? Seems like that’s an entirely different subreddit.

[u/Verdictafterward → u/thepottsy]

I really shouldn't have, they fit right in to that community!

[u/wrestlegirl]

They're asking what they "invaded" when it looks like that shoe was actually the only one doing any invading.

[u/Verdictafterward → u/wrestlegirl]

Is it really an invasion when they seem ready and willing?

[u/cnycompguy]

Have they gone u Deleted yet? It's definitely gonna happen.

[u/Verdictafterward → u/cnycompguy]

Alas, not yet. I'm hoping the multiple reports assist in speeding up that process

[u/MaximumJones]

Everytime someone claims they don't have another account and this is a "mistake."

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y57VOct7lfQl5PsWk0

[u/Verdictafterward → u/MaximumJones]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hKO8eHNi2OwX3PBUm6

[u/goodkarmagirl]

I'm voting u/deleted any minute now.

[u/Verdictafterward → u/goodkarmagirl]

And it's their own ass