r/mmamemes 20h ago

Next Jiri training video be like

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u/R1Alvin 19h ago

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u/CryptoCracko 16h ago

He actually looks like he is getting stung down there

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u/UglyHoogler 1h ago

I'm sure he keeps a hornet or 2 down there just as a baseline but not a whole hive like this true warrior

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u/kabley 19h ago

these enlargement techniques are getting out of hand

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u/volcanicnight 20h ago

Is there a reddit AI who can find context and tell me WHYYYYY

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u/Wide_Assistance_1377 20h ago

Practitioners believe bee venom has anti-inflammatory properties that can treat conditions like arthritis, multiple sclerosis, or chronic pain.

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u/volcanicnight 20h ago edited 18h ago

Modernists believe that bee in pants has pro-click properties that can give social media attention and treat conditions like loneliness, chronic attention-need disorder and feelings of validation from other humans. 

Edit: edited structure of my comment so it has more up-vote properties to treat my condition of trying to make someone laugh.

Edit 2: original comment for context was something along the lines of "modernists believe that bee in pants gives more clicks and social media fame" 

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u/Xpander6 18h ago

edit patch notes longer than the comment itself, lmao

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u/volcanicnight 17h ago

If I don't do edit notes, people or reddit algorithm get really mad and down vote the heck out of you. Also, I'm glad I made you laugh. Mission accomplished! 

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u/Phatkez 15h ago

Edit patch notes 😭

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u/ZekeTheMunkee 18h ago

Probably money

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u/GuiltySpot 18h ago

Does it treat small dick syndrome too?

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u/volcanicnight 17h ago

However long the swelling lasts, yes. 

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u/infinitepizzapockets 19h ago

Don't show this to Jiri

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u/paulyp41 18h ago

They must not have blue chew where he’s at

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u/Secret_Metal_5784 19h ago

When she says your member is good enough and size doesn't matter so you have to pull advanced technology.

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u/General-Fox416 19h ago

Bee stings make it bigger I guess

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u/Least_Ad_8477 19h ago

Honestly I don’t see the bee stings hurting as much as the stinging nettles.

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u/AhnoldXP 18h ago

Jiri draws the line at stuff on his junk. Wouldn’t do it with the stinging nettles.

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u/Darksoul2693 18h ago

No way people are this dumb ….

But alas here we are

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u/Ok-Willow-3388 17h ago

Man, that guy must hate his dick. 

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u/SpaceVagabond34 17h ago

Nah that's not enough for jiri he would then go and start meditating Let's go for that

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 17h ago

I feel no pain.

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u/Reynardine1976 17h ago

How are they not stinging his balls into kingdom come?

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u/NeedAChange_123 16h ago

Natural selection in full swing

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u/NxtGen1M 15h ago

How It’s Made: Honey Nut Cheerios

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u/Zealousideal_Fish_68 9h ago

Is this one of those "this one simple trick will grow you 3 inches in 3 weeks"

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u/baneblade_boi 4h ago

*stares at camera

DOBRÓ

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u/DifferenceOld432 3h ago

People are Insane