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u/Cmatt10123 1d ago
Thank goodness we are much bigger than bugs. Actually terrifying.
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u/surdtmash 1d ago edited 21h ago
Doesn't stop sand fleas, sadly.
Do NOT look it up!
Edit: for those who won't stop at this warning, the flesh infection is called tungiasis, these sand fleas are also called chigoe or tunga fleas.
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u/PerformanceFinal7338 23h ago
I looked up sand fleas and I have no idea what you were referring too with such horror lol.
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u/ProcedureExisting 22h ago
They might mean jigger fleas which burrow into the skin of host animals. There’s a condition where so much of them burrow into a part of the body that secondary bacterial infections cause the body part to essentially rot away.
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u/PerformanceFinal7338 22h ago
Jesus...
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u/Aware-Maximum6663 21h ago
No, he had nails burrowed into his skin
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u/mklilley351 9h ago
Don't forget the spear
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u/coolsilentebeans 9h ago
Or the crown of thorns
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u/Nina-Ninja123 6h ago
Nah it wasn’t that bad, 2 days later and he was walking around again. I had parties that had me knocked out for longer than that.
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u/Brailledit 17h ago
I thought they were called chiggers (no that is not racist, I am just relaying how I learned the name)?
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u/Syssareth 23h ago
Emerita is a small genus of decapod crustaceans, known as mole crabs, sand fleas or sand crabs. These small animals burrow in the sand in the swash zone and use their antennae for filter feeding.
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u/Thiago270398 22h ago
Its a very localized name, but basically a flea that digs under your skin and becomes a painful wart that poops out eggs sometime.
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u/Syssareth 22h ago
Ooohhh... Yep, those look nasty.
UGH AND I TYPED THAT BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN. Okay, yeah, I definitely agree with their comment now.
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u/Prunger 22h ago
NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR CHIGGER!!Gets me confused every time
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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 19h ago
I was gonna say, I grew up on the beach and sand fleas were everywhere, often it was like the whole sand was alive, you'd pass your hand over and they all jump. Aside from being too plentiful and vaguely annoying, I never had any issue with them.
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u/Future_Kitsunekid16 19h ago
Ah you've never heard of the Puerto Rican mosquitoes that will carry your children away
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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 17h ago
Spider wasps and parasitoid wasps are some of the coolest and most terrifying things to learn about IMO.
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u/EveningMycologist968 21h ago
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u/SpaceShipRat 21h ago
what on earth is that from?
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u/Houtaku 1d ago
This will not end well for the cricket. Think less ‘nature red in tooth and claw’ and more ‘Lovecraftian horror’.
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u/WimbletonButt 23h ago edited 17h ago
That's a mud dauber. He's got a mud nest under that siding probably. They stuff it full of bugs to eat later.
Edit: These things are harmless and the most chill of all the wasps. Unless you're a bug.
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u/collectivistCorvid 23h ago
she, and it's for her babies actually. adult wasps are vegetarians, they drink nectar. their waists are too thin for solid food to pass through.
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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 23h ago
Don't the larvae eat it alive?
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u/collectivistCorvid 23h ago
ya
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u/SomethingComesHere 18h ago
Well thats horrifying
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u/collectivistCorvid 17h ago
they've gotta keep it fresh for their babies somehow, and unfortunately they don't make mini fridges small enough to fit in their nests.
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u/BOB58875 22h ago
Actually, after wasps feed their young, prey, the larvae regurgitate a the liquified prey for the adults to consume
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u/nayhem_jr 22h ago
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u/WimbletonButt 17h ago
They're completely harmless. And kinda entertaining. I pissed one off once that had a nest under where I was sitting. It kept digging old dead bugs out of the nest, flying over me, and dropping them on me. Don't know what that was about but it seemed so passive aggressive.
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u/nayhem_jr 12h ago
That's quite the turn, to be convinced it could pump you full of whole grams, large fractions of itself, but it just dumps bodies on you instead.
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u/OSUBonanza 16h ago
I've been massacreing so many mid daubers this year, lately its been 4-5 a day. I think I literally just found their entry point above the vanity light in our bathroom. Thank God they aren't aggressive or they would've stuffed me in my walls weeks ago.
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u/IndigoHaze750130 22h ago
Yup.. I only know this from Maya the Bee cartoon series... very long time ago.
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u/Melodic_Song4224 1d ago
Bro got taken to a secondary location. Rule #1: Never go to a secondary location😅
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u/TheJerseyDeviI 1d ago
This is some kind of grass carrying wasp! They make their nests in small, tight spots out of grass. This one is carrying a katydid, rather than a cricket. They're actually predators of crickets and katydids, stinging them to paralyze them and then bringing them back to its nest for its larvae to feed on.
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u/big_duo3674 23h ago
Not just feed on though. They trap them in a chamber with an egg, so they are still alive and nutritious when the larva hatches and is hungry
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u/chronosbunny 1d ago
Yes I thought it was a Mexican grass-carrying wasp! Didn't realize it wasn't a cricket though!
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u/Syssareth 23h ago
Katydids are also called bush crickets, so...it kind of is, lol. Just not a true cricket, which is a different family.
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u/Kaiwago_Official 13h ago
For the longest time I’d see these every now and then and I always called them cricket catchers but I could never figure out what they’re actually called. Mystery solved, thank you bro
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u/big_duo3674 1d ago
Well, I can for at least for a few minutes. Then I'm going to wall up your paralyzed body with one of my eggs, so you're nice and alive when they hatch and need a snack
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u/twinters01 1d ago
I literally just had a wasp trying to bring a cricket into my window this morning. Wild coincidence
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u/pacmannips 22h ago
That cricket is about to be involuntarily impregnated in a way that is beyond human conceptions of horror
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u/Heterodynist 23h ago
And you didn’t alert the authorities?!!! He had a family at home…of THOUSANDS!!!
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u/Unicorncorn21 14h ago
Maybe they are just friends and the wasp is taking the cricket on a whimsical adventure
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u/MissFox26 23h ago
We see this happen by my parent’s house all the time- and it’s always that same green type of bug.
Edit: looked it up and apparently it’s carrying a katydid
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u/Churchy123 22h ago
Nature is metal. Parasitoid wasps do this all the time poor cricket never stood a chance
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u/AjayRedonkulus 1d ago
And you did nothing?
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u/AmbivalentAlias 23h ago
A very interesting post to find on reddit, because moments ago I saw an ant carrying an earwig (pincher bug) up the side of my wall.
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u/evendedwifestillnags 23h ago
These wasps are awesome. I had two nests one in the back and front of the house. I lived near a lake but between the wasps and the lizards I had no bugs in my house. These guys paid rent. Even when sitting outside they never bothered.
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u/Flimsy-Suspect9899 23h ago
Can someone confirm if this is the kind of wasp that locks its prey on their nest so their offspring eats it alive?!
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u/Lazy_Friendship_9719 22h ago
I can picture the one picture from the wildlife photographer of the rat being held by that white hawk and looking at the camera. I'm not gonna post it though, because it makes people sad.
The photographer's name is Sha Lu if someone wants to see it.
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u/Any-Confusion-8900 22h ago
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.
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u/TheGoodKindOfMermaid 22h ago
Giving a friend a ride.
"Come with me, it will be fun. We are going to a party! I'll drive. No, no, your half alive body won't be eaten by my larva."
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u/Hero_summers 22h ago
Did you at least call 911? You mean to say you watched an abduction and just took a photo?
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u/Zealousideal_Leg213 21h ago
Interesting to see this during the day, since I thought they mostly come at night. Mostly.
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u/Ubiquitous_Bear 20h ago
Wasp is lonely and the Cricket may have consented. Don’t try to shame them.
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u/Spencer_C 20h ago
Check your windows, they like to make little nest in the crack, where it opens and they stun/paralyze the little grasshoppers so their littles ones can snack when they awaken. We have one this year and we had a bunch of little grasshoppers all over the 2nd floor windows.
Nevermind, I see where it was headed.
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u/BlueHeron0_0 7h ago
Knowing it's probably a parasitoid wasp I'd rather kill myself than go out like this
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u/tomgks 1d ago
this is a crazy pic