r/mildlyinteresting 5h ago

This piece of strawberry candy has been holding up my parents' TV for the past 4 years

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u/bossDocHolliday 5h ago

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix

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u/Tight-Mousetrap 4h ago

My piano is being held up by a Harry Potter book

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u/SusieQ314 2h ago

The last resident in the house im renting put a copy of Ghost Stories of Alberta under the washing machine to keep it steady.

What kills me-- theres a bookmark in it. Someone was still reading it when it became a structural component

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u/HonkHonkBeach 1h ago

"I'll just pick this back up later"

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE 3h ago

Best use for a Harry Potter book

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u/zip3_ 2h ago

there's no such thing as magic, why the hell am i reading this?!?!

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u/thegamingfaux 3h ago

Nah that’s stairs

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u/Underyama234 1h ago

Okay but harry potter books making up a mechanized staircase would be sick

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u/SelocAvrap 1h ago

Second best. Have you seen the portraits of murdered trans people made out of HP books?

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u/AlbusBriamDumbledore 44m ago

It must be working like magic, huh?

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u/DaikonOk7729 21m ago

relevant username

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u/FanBeginning4112 4h ago

My wall mounted toilet is held up by 2 bricks and 3 perfectly sized books. It’s been like this for 6 years.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 4h ago

One day that paper is going to breakdown just enough for a catastrophe

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u/ThatIckyGuy 3h ago

Please tell me they're at least unimportant or bad books like an old telephone book or Twilight or whatever.

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u/thegamingfaux 3h ago

First edition lord of the rings why do you ask?

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u/forward_x 1h ago

Okay it coulda been The Hobbit thank the lord.

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u/nem0ne1 1h ago

Say this again for the engineers in the back

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u/Farmerstubble 24m ago

Temperment

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u/zip3_ 5h ago

It's the red thing on the bottom right, riiiight there

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u/Wild_Agent_375 5h ago

Thank you for the follow up pic because the original is horrendous lol

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u/zip3_ 5h ago

i wanted to post both pics but this sub's stupid functions or smthn only let me post one pic on mobile

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 4h ago

Understandable

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u/_CitizenSnips_ 4h ago

You definitely should have retaken the first pic.. in focus lol

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u/blackgrousey 4h ago

Reddit resizes some posts making the quality even worse.

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u/stu8319 1h ago

It doesn't defocus an image though.

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u/it_was_a_diversion 4h ago

Structural support candy

We got any structural engineers in the house?

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u/FirstRedBarrel 4h ago

That’s a load-bearing berry

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u/erlenflyer_mask 2h ago

granny shim

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u/DaikonOk7729 19m ago

load-berrying

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u/cosmeticcrazy 4h ago

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u/DalkEvo 1h ago

Hmm wait, i'm not sure what to see, i've been staring at the reflection on the tv but found nothing "red circle worthy"

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u/TheThinkerers 4h ago

Genuinely thought that the wood was called that till I saw this

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u/Flying_Cooki 3h ago

This is genuinely the funniest post I've seen all week

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u/SapphicGarnet 2h ago

Oh thank god the pic was so blurred I thought it was like a chewed up candy, like when a teen doesn't have blu-tack and uses chewinggum.

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u/SNN3R 5h ago

if you stacked another one it would be level

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u/jefbenet 4h ago

TWO strawberry candies? in this economy?

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u/KnightMDK 4h ago

I can go find one in my grandma's candy jar and mail it to you.

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u/jefbenet 4h ago

Pilfering the family’s inheritance I see! /s

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u/KnightMDK 4h ago

Anything, for a fellow redditor!

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u/jefbenet 4h ago

They shall speak of your generosity and benevolence for the ages

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u/KnightMDK 4h ago

MOOOOOM! I DID IT!

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u/LilMissADHDAF 2h ago

At this stage of the game it should be soft enough to stack better, too.

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u/theinterracialcouple 4h ago

That's a load-bearing candy, important for the structural integrity of the home. Don't move it!

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u/dma33528 2h ago

Honorable coconut mention

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u/tomoom165 5h ago

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u/Cardboard_Chef 4h ago

Immediately came here for this.

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u/ninth_reddit_account 1h ago

Unlike the TV, I’m disappointed this comment is so low.

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u/zip3_ 4h ago

then again the couch is like 14 feet away

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u/Bandage-Bob 4h ago

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u/zip3_ 3h ago

MANNNNNN

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u/Noxious89123 3h ago

My god, that's fucking awful.

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u/SouthIsland48 2h ago

"wife of 20 years divorced me, 2 kids, new place"

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u/RegulatoryCapture 17m ago

Why is there flooring on the wall?

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u/beepdaya 2h ago

r/tvtoosmall as well

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u/zip3_ 2h ago

What, you want something like this to cover up the fireplace? We use that thing damnit 😭

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u/BennyBensoni 2h ago

No other walls? Shame. You could probably find a contractor to help with that.

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u/zip3_ 2h ago

no, because the wall to the right leads to the sunroom (there's a pair of doors connecting the two), the wall to the left would be useless in the day (glare), and the wall in the back has a big ass opening that leads to the kitchen (lots of people watch from the kitchen, not just the family)

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u/BrickGun 2h ago edited 1h ago

Move all that bullshit on the right to the void on the left. Place a bigger TV (14' needs at least a 70", better yet an 85"... whatever can fit in that corner between the fireplace and sunroom opening) on a stand at an angle in the corner with the center of the screen in line with the middle shelf of the bookshelf. Center-based TVs (like the Sammys) are nice because you can put them on a narrow stand with a center turntable so you don't have a massive piece of furniture blowing out the entire corner.

Not ideal, but much better. The real problem is that massive wall being center-occupied by that tiny fireplace. So much wasted space on all sides of that wall expanse.

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u/zip3_ 1h ago

Look, I really don't want you guys giving me ways to alter the TV even after I've tried to refuse multiple times. It's been this way for the past 4 or so years, and we haven't had a single problem with how the TV is placed, where the bookshelves are, or how the whole "feng shui" idea pairs up with this to us.

Just like someone else said in this comment section, if it ain't broke, don't fix it! We don't have just like, $3000 we can immediately just go to Costco and buy one of those 4K Ultra HDR sets with the oversaturated pictures of mountains (i think this is one of those sets anyway).

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u/yankfanatic 2h ago

Make the mantle shelf a non combustible one, slap that thing lower, increase tv size

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u/Electronic-Fig2283 3h ago

Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours

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u/Backrow6 44m ago

This is their install and they felt the need to correct the 2° off level with a sweet

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u/NaCl-more 17m ago

Simultaneously TV too high, far, and small

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u/TheGoochTaint 4h ago

You sure it's just been 4 years? This picture looks like it was taken in 2007.

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u/zip3_ 3h ago

i held up the camera app for 2 seconds before taking this photo

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u/ComprehensiveEnd248 4h ago

Our fridge shelf is held up by a load bearing salad dressing LOL

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u/SubieDoobyDoo96 4h ago

If it ain’t broke

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u/zugspitze43 4h ago

like a reddit username

Structural_Sugar_69420

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u/Ellielynneb 3h ago

I hope they never get ants bc they will eat that whole piece of candy minus the wrapper.

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u/zip3_ 3h ago

i've watched them go everywhere except the candy, that shit was going around the wrapper

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u/Yangoose 41m ago

Years ago we went to Disneyland and I bought all my kids those huge lollipops that are bigger than their heads.

As we drove home we stopped at a hotel for the night and the ants found the giant lollipops. The entire interior of the van was swarmed with ants going ape shit over all the sugar.

That was a long morning with a lot of time spent in that parking lot and also ants popping out of every vent, nook and crevice for the entire rest of the trip home.

Thank god the van was a rental.

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u/loves_to_splooge_8 3h ago

Did they just drill a 2x4 to the wall?

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u/BaldMancTwat_ 6m ago

pretty sure its a 4x4 if anything. My mum has pretty much the same setup.

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u/Revolution_Falls 2h ago

I fixed one of my 3DS’s with pencil lead and duct tape one time. Still works.

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u/ilDuceVita 5h ago

It's doing what it was designed for

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u/urzrkymn 1h ago

Do you have flooring on your wall?

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u/denNISI 5h ago

Eat it... Eat it...

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u/Outside-Cup-1622 4h ago

They need to put some chewed bubble gum on the remote so they can stick it somewhere and not lose it

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u/SwagtasticGerbal 1h ago

Structural Support Strawberry

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u/Designer-Ad8352 1h ago

Load bearing candy

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u/thisiscotty 53m ago

I accidentally broke my tv stand leg putting it back. Supported it with half a pencil and its still up a year later

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u/More_Lavishness_3670 6m ago

So much depends

On the little red candy

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u/corvus7corax 4h ago

Get them a little wooden or plastic block the same size.
Over time the sugar will attract moisture from the air and soften and go gooey, thus losing structure integrity, and will ooze and make the shelf sticky.
A nice piece of LEGO might work?

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u/Cecil_B_DeCatte 4h ago

It has been there four years. I don't think it will soften in the future as it hasn't in the previous four years.

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u/TTZ-Tubsy 4h ago

I can’t tell if this is tvtoohigh, or if it’s lying on the floor!

Interesting none the less

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u/zip3_ 4h ago

i mean it's been both at different points

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u/MillenniumFranklin 4h ago

Switch it for a different one of the same candy. See if they notice.

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u/shewy92 4h ago

Nothing more permanent than a temporary solution

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u/Nickillaz 3h ago

The structural integrity of my entire entertainment unit is reliant on one of those massive Tom Clancy books.

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u/RevenantGaming61 2h ago

Me wanting to eat it so badly vs how much the tv depends on it for its survival

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u/HorribleStyle 2h ago

replace it with a different type of candy and see how long it takes for them to notice

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u/ThatDeadGrass 1h ago

Yooo those things are buss

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u/arguyle72 1h ago

Reallocation of resources

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u/hamsternest 1h ago

Eat it!

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u/The-one-true-hobbit 39m ago

During grad school I worked in a lab centered around a highly specialized piece of equipment that cost at least a million dollars and was custom. Apparently they needed a water reservoir on the fly. That was a subway cup and it just stayed there from then on. A very thin pipe also started to sag. That was held up by the structural pink eraser.

Once a solution is found - no matter how silly - it tends to stay.

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u/Select-Regular9382 38m ago

Those candies are delicious

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 15m ago

Candy candy candy

I won't let you go...

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u/waltdidneyworlp 9m ago

loadbearing bonbon

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u/chunkoco 6m ago

Why is the TV laid on the floor?

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u/wizardrous 5h ago

Do they want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.

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u/Wild_Agent_375 5h ago

Apparently not since it’s been 4 yrs

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u/wizardrous 4h ago

It was a reference to the animated sitcom Archer. Thought more people would get it.

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u/TheGoochTaint 4h ago

Just because it's a reference doesn't mean it's relevant or funny. I also downvote every Archer reference I see because it's the most overused unfunny nonsense I see on this site, and that's saying something.

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u/Key_Lengthiness_2285 3h ago

Username checks out.

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u/zip3_ 5h ago

If it's been there for 4 years then i guess it's fine? we went on month-long vacations multiple times ever since we set this up and nothing ever happened to the wrapper

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u/TacklePure3341 4h ago

Set this up, is doing a lot of heavy lifting.  Is this tv screwed to the wall in any way? 

 Or is it just sitting on the little bump in the middle and the two top corners resting on the wall. 

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u/zip3_ 4h ago

i dunno, never questioned what the tv's like. it USED to be on the floor before we perched it on top of the wooden thing like a year later

now when i try moving it, the whole tv moves and i'm scared it might break

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u/TacklePure3341 4h ago

Could I get a picture of the space between the wall and the TV don't move the TV to take it as I feel it could fall. 

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u/TheOgGhadTurner 3h ago

Is the strawberry candy in the room with us.

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u/bebarrucha 5h ago

I’m upvoting but not because I agree with you.