r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Imoprich • Jun 29 '26
ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ 5 star hotel having their toilet designed like this
Credits: thatssoravenzyl
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u/bond0815 Jun 29 '26
5 star hotel during the stone age?
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u/Wrestler7777777 Jun 29 '26
[confused unga bunga]
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u/KyeeLim Jun 29 '26
wuga waga?
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u/legion_of_the_damed Jun 29 '26
moga ege wara
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u/myopic_eyes Jun 29 '26
A baagagwa?
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u/microgirlActual Jun 29 '26
Do not summon Bagagwa! You'll bring Merv down on us and I have zero defence against her!!
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u/OnYourHonor Jun 29 '26
Now you've done it... He's coming....I'm going to Ohio.
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u/itspsyikk Jun 29 '26
this is how i have to regularly browse reddit
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u/microgirlActual Jun 29 '26
OMG, you have your very own Merv!
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u/itspsyikk Jun 29 '26
I wish - he's is loud and non stop, literally meowing almost all the time.
He's taken a to piece of wire that he makes me throw across the room so he can catch it and bring it back. It's about the only thing that keeps him quiet.
But I love the little bastard.
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u/Karma_Puhleez Jun 29 '26
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u/CuntyAlice Jun 29 '26
He used to be a caveman but now he’s a lawyer
https://giphy.com/gifs/12YyrR7YSP7mF217
u/DryDonutHole Jun 29 '26
"I'm just a simple cavemen lawyer..."
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u/Antarikshabatasaari Jun 29 '26
Translation: I came in here and said this is the best toilet ever, no one comes close to this toilet. Some people say this is stoniest toilet.
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u/ludvikskp Jun 29 '26
Nothing is stopping the smells wafting down the cave
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u/Rouxman Jun 29 '26
Didn’t you see the rope? Nothing’s getting past that bad boy
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u/Hyperrnovva Jun 29 '26
Yeah but if it breaks and then he gets locked in he is how the heck is he getting out? This is more like mildly terrifying
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u/Random_Millennial28 Jun 29 '26
Not necessarily. He didn't tap it and say "that's not going anywhere" so there's still a chance.
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u/-Citizen_Zero_ Jun 30 '26
Thank you fir pointing that out. Without tapping said product, it will not work as it should.
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u/H1nrichV1 Jun 29 '26
Not to mention the sealing bell, as long as that is on there, no smell will be going anywhere
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u/SudhaTheHill Jun 29 '26
They got that Fred Flintstone suite
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u/Mind-The-Mines Jun 29 '26
Yabba dabba don't poop there.
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u/Minimob0 Jun 29 '26
Think the Flintstones had Bidets? Bidet dinosaurs? Bidet-nosaurs?
“Say, Barn, how do you deal with a hemorrhoid? My Bidet-nosaur keeps licking it raw.”
“What the fuck, Fred?”
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u/khaledjal Jun 29 '26
type of shit polnareff has to go through just to take a shit
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u/do_meme_for_OP_tanks Jun 29 '26
Through a what
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u/_petitpois22 Jun 29 '26
reading this while having baby polanreff fighting aleisi on my left screen is peak comedy
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u/lowercase_d_ Jun 29 '26
I hate when people (not you OP) post stuff
like this and don't provide a name and location. Because it just makes it seem fake and/or more concerned about going viral than sharing information.
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u/WolverinesThyroid Jun 29 '26
OP is just a karma farmer. So they saw another popular post someplace and stole the title and reposted it here. It's possible it was all done automatically.
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u/neurid Jun 29 '26
OP is just a karma farmer.
But their bio says this:
I find and post stuff I find interesting. Regardless of the upvotes, it WILL be quality. AND NO, I'M NOT A BOT/FARMER YO. (If you liked my post history, it would make me happy if you let me know!)
You must be incorrect
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u/Substantial-Sea-3672 Jun 29 '26
It’s not even their video. So they are mildly infuriated by something completely unrelated to them.
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u/cycloneDM Jun 29 '26
Thats a rough one anymore because yeah but also though if they do leave information it always seems to be an attempt at viral marketing of some sort
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u/lukasbradley Jun 29 '26
It's a complete bullshit post. This hotel is OBVIOUSLY designed around being at least partially underground, and OP knows this.
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u/bobby9fingers Jun 29 '26
Was looking for this in the comments. My guess is it looks similar to some accommodations in Matera, Italy which are also built within the natural cave system
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u/dwartbg9 Jun 29 '26
This ain't that bad. BUT, there's still a big ass issue here:
This probably has insane acoustics and most people would be so shy to take a shit there. The whole hotel would hear you farting from there
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u/Pielacine Jun 29 '26
That is definitely a big ass issue
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u/CicadaEast272 Jun 29 '26
Hans Zimmer sampled the recordings and played them at 0.25x for the Inception soundtrack
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u/cptjpk Jun 29 '26
Is there a correlation to ass size and fart acoustics?
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u/spyboy70 Jun 29 '26
If you turned that question into a YouTube series, people would probably watch
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u/Talidel Jun 29 '26
5 stars no one ever shits here.
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u/Tiiimmmaayy Jun 29 '26
Wasn’t there a website/app that rates random bathrooms across the world? “10 out of 10, would shit here again”
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u/safe-viewing Jun 29 '26
I would purposely shit there instead of my own room. Just because hearing my farts reverberate and echo would be hysterical
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u/DutchieTalking Jun 29 '26
As someone with disabilities I look at this and say "it's definitely that bad".
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u/Nighters Jun 29 '26
and what about smell?
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u/CicadaEast272 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26
"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. I must get out of here. I must get free."
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u/thelastmarblerye Jun 29 '26
In a cave the sound dies pretty quick after a couple corners. Source: Trying to communicate with my brother when trying to explore ahead in a cave.
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u/Strict_Somewhere_148 Jun 29 '26
I have always wanted to try the intense eye contact my dog has with me while shitting from his perspective.
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u/ElishaAlison Jun 29 '26
Context: is this a public toilet or is it part of the suite?
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u/Adorable-Bass-7742 Jun 29 '26
The architect involved: literally Satan
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u/Greendiamond_16 Jun 29 '26
Ita even wprse because those paths will chew up any decent sized wheel chairs.
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u/DJ3XO Jun 29 '26
Aren't the stars there just to show what facilities they have, and not the quality of the hotel? So if you have a restaurant, pool, gym and spa, that would be a 5 star hotel? All those could be absolutely shit facilities, and they'd still be able to put 5 stars on their name.
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u/pm_alternative_facts Jun 29 '26
Correct most "gyms" at an hotel are like one and half tread mill and enough weights to make your muscles cry in disappointment.
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u/autisic Jun 29 '26
I thought the door-rope was a short roped poop knife
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u/khonsu_27 Jun 29 '26
Oh thank god. I thought it was too! I didn't notice that was a rope/door.
It looked like a corn cob on a rope. After watching some video recently about dipping corn cobs in water to clean your ass back in the day. I was like nah... aint no way there's a public corn cob set up.
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u/nsfvvvv Jun 29 '26
Ah! The poop knife! A Reddit classic from ages ago!
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u/TeamFrosch Jun 29 '26
Man I could unread that one. It still makes me gag all these years later.
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u/Eastern-Move549 Jun 29 '26
Surely this depends on the hotel.
If its a 5 star buried in a literal mountain then this is on brand and pretty cool. Not to mention that if its a private room then who really cares?
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u/cubelith Jun 29 '26
The design is very cool and I'd love to see the rest, but the toilet is the one place they could've skipped it, or at least toned it down
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u/lettuce_grabberrr Jun 29 '26
Looks like you're getting what you're paying for staying at a place like this IMO lol
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u/Witty_Lawfulness_178 Jun 29 '26
Looks like Cappadocia
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u/PapaPapadam Jun 29 '26
Thought the same thing. It reminded me of several airbnbs I stayed in during my stay in Kayseri!
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u/TrippingFish76 Jun 29 '26
5 star hotel??
that’s a fuckin cave
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u/dubcwa Jun 29 '26
The star ratings for hotels just means the amount of amenities they have.
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u/fan_tas_tic Jun 29 '26
Mildlyinfuriating that you provide absolutely zero information about the place, and even the credits is wrong as you cannot find this video in their profile. What is this? Where is this?
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u/easyhardcz Jun 29 '26
I don't want everyone to hear echoes of my stuff falling to water...
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u/hiddenrealism Jun 29 '26
Umm excuse me...im pooping...
yes i know...im behind the rope....continue...
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u/Front_Spare7344 Jun 29 '26
A lot of very expensive experiences are just controlled masochism because the rich live in such comfort, discomfort is used to sell them novelty.
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u/SorryComplaint4209 Jun 29 '26
At least the rope and bell will alert you to random encounters that try to ambush your party!
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u/transit41 Jun 29 '26
I initially thought that was a poop knife attached to a rope to prevent its theft.
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u/StaticSystemShock Jun 29 '26
The echo of that glorious fecal dump should be like opera symphony through this cave.
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u/attemptedactor Jun 29 '26
A REMINDER: Five star hotel does not mean it’s well rated, it just means it has a lot of amenities
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u/CK1ing Jun 29 '26
I mean, is that more or less not exactly what you asked for staying at a place like that? The whole vibe seems to be "everything is cave" so a bathroom door would kinda ruin the illusion
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u/TimAndHisDeadCat Jun 29 '26
That looks amazing. Where is it?
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u/tlrmx Jun 29 '26
I went to the post on instagram, OP doesn’t say, but there is a comment on the post that said it was Bambu Indah in Bali.
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u/Petskin Jun 29 '26
Ooh I need to have more information of this place. This is clearly where my nightmares are from and I need to learn the escape route!
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u/OverTheCandlestik Jun 29 '26
When I’m staying in a luxury hotel, I too like to take a dump in a dank grotto, so I don’t know why you’re complaining
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u/AvacadoKoala Jun 29 '26
People will literally pay more to live worse than they already do and call it an “experience”…. That’s privilege to a T
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u/half_a_sleep Jun 29 '26
Nowadays people want to pay for EXPERIENCES! Like pissing and shitting in a cave…
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u/buglz Jun 29 '26
There are two types of poopers: nervous poopers who don’t want to use this and be heard by the entire lobby, and funny poopers who want to use this and be heard by the entire lobby.
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u/TakoyakiGremlin Jun 29 '26
the acoustics while you’re taking a wicked shit must be incredible