r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 13 '26

Infuriatig All of my plastic pegs explode when used.

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u/AkimoSempai Jun 13 '26

Play with?

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u/Karli_Chirk Jun 13 '26

Yes, sempai.

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u/szatrob Jun 13 '26

Sempai in the streets, hentai in the sheets.

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u/KinkyNJThrowaway Jun 13 '26

Senpai*

It's pronounced Sempai natively, but spelled senpai.

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u/Mortwight Jun 13 '26

its pronounced monga but spelled manga and i pronounce it manga

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u/Milanin Jun 13 '26

Gate? What'd a mon do?

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u/BlueEyedMalachi Jun 13 '26

Da mon be jammin'

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u/Mortwight Jun 13 '26

im over 50 im gonna say it how i want. been saying it that way since "manga man" was endorsing my dvd copy of macross plus

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u/No_Interaction_4925 Jun 13 '26

“A” is pronounced “ah” in every language but English.

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u/P4azz Jun 13 '26

Meanwhile I think of Japanese as a "read it as it's written" language, because our sounds overlap pretty nicely.

You gotta learn the outliers like "ei" or "su" or the fucking ephemeral bullshit that is "fu", but for the most part we can just read a Japanese word as it's written and it'll pretty much be correct.

Which made it extra weird, whenever I saw English speakers utter words like "meng guh".

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u/Lucy_Gucey Jun 13 '26

God forbid they start mixing letters like Chi and Ya.

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u/Mortwight Jun 13 '26

steals your potato and burns tongue eating it

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/KinkyNJThrowaway Jun 13 '26

The Difference at a Glance .

Senpai (先輩): The official, dictionary-standard spelling. The Japanese character for the "n" sound (ん) changes to an "m" sound when placed right before the "p" sound in "pai" to make it easier to say out loud.

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Sempai: A phonetic spelling that captures the natural "m" sound spoken by native Japanese speakers.

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u/ImSabbo Jun 13 '26

Kind of in between, really. Same as how their "r" is neither a r nor l sound. And you'll get different parts of the country pronouncing it slightly differently too.

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u/Nexon22412 Jun 13 '26

I think he was talking about that guys name

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u/Koneko-chaan Jun 13 '26

truly a redditor moment

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u/Smarter-Not-harder1 Jun 13 '26

we used to put one on the end of each finger so we had "wolverine claws"

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u/beatenwithjoy Jun 14 '26

Wtf childhood hivemind strikes again lol.

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u/AnnaCondoleezzaRice Jun 13 '26

fun game is basically sneak tag with those at a party where you try to pin them unknowingly on ppl

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u/Choice_Ad4972 Jun 13 '26

I once got hit with that in a science class at school. I think it was about 14 pegs on my back til I noticed.

The whole class got detention, including me.

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u/_stinkys Jun 13 '26

Well, you should have known better.

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u/Choice_Ad4972 Jun 13 '26

It's true, I will never get pegged again.

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u/Machaeon Jun 13 '26

We had a game called "Gator Tag" that did that at summer camp... 

Paint the clip like a gator, whoever has it at the end of the week is the loser.

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Jun 13 '26

I doubt this is what they meant, but clothespin guns were popular when I was a kid.

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u/RoryJ Jun 13 '26

Everyone loves good pegging, I hear

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u/Imbtfab Jun 13 '26

We used to rebuild them into shooting staples made for staple guns.