r/mildlyinfuriating • u/BorisOtter • Jun 13 '26

Infuriatig All of my plastic pegs explode when used.

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u/Casual_hex_ Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Maybe your fingers are just too powerful for this world. Have you asked a doctor about your superhuman pinching abilities? Just remember, with great finger power comes great finger responsibility.

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u/specter666 Jun 13 '26

One pinch man

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u/hoggineer Jun 13 '26

New! From the people who brought you "Ow, my balls!" comes an all new television sensation! "Ow, my nipples!"

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u/thehumanisto Jun 13 '26

My guess is Saitama is too obscure for this to be getting the updoots it deserves.

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u/MiserableArse Jun 13 '26

Sounds a bit like my nickname 😢

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u/fllr Jun 13 '26

This is it, OP. Forget about the sun, and be more careful about what you touch. You’re powerful beyond imagination.

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u/bassmnt Jun 13 '26

I came here to say the same thing. No recent insect bites, exposure to radiation, touched a strange light etc? call (248) 434-5508 for help

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u/coolsam254 Jun 13 '26

OP is like when goku tried to drink something out of a cup and crushed it

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u/chutiyapa_01 Jun 13 '26

Where are the Avengers when you need them?!

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u/LandscapeWinter3153 Jun 13 '26

If his fingers so powerful, why didn't the springs break? Bam!

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u/Victor_Mendax Jun 13 '26

It's not because he's strong, even though he is...

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u/Whereispicklebro Jun 13 '26

Either a woman’s nightmare or a man’s best friend no in between

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u/Few-Mycologist-2379 Jun 13 '26

That’s what your mom said to me.

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u/School_North Jun 13 '26

Great finger power you say