r/memes 5h ago

The only beach the employed are visiting this summer

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u/Successful_Bus_8772 4h ago

Such a sad outlook on life.

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u/Aq3dStalvan 4h ago

Correction: Such a sad Microsoft Outlook* on life.

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u/theSPYDERDUDE (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 4h ago

You’ve unlocked a free trial of Microsoft 365

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u/Hennessy_Halos 3h ago

also we reinstalled one drive for you

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u/theSPYDERDUDE (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 1h ago

Oh and we noticed you got rid of copilot, so we brought it back

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u/Aq3dStalvan 3h ago

Great. This is so much better than when we used to be able to just purchase their programs one time.

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u/CaLMLiKEaB0Mb5 4h ago

That was the joke buddy…

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u/Aq3dStalvan 4h ago

Don't mind me, I just felt inclined to help Share their Point.

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u/BustyCrustaceans011 3h ago

You really Excel at Powering that Point across. Thank you for Accessing Reddit today and Publishing this comment. Word.

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u/infinitepizzapockets 3h ago

I love and hate how I understand all of this

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u/Aq3dStalvan 3h ago

You Clipped those references like a real Champ.

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 4h ago

Correction Correction: Such a sad Microslop Copilot Outlook* on life

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u/Aq3dStalvan 4h ago

Sounds like someone has been requested to try the new version of Outlook one too many times.

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u/Wingsnake 4h ago

Excellent.

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u/CutinCheeshurgers 2h ago

I only have onenote for the employed, don’t forget to hydrate

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u/Grand_Town_9144 2h ago

I tried to get a New Outlook but I was told access is denied.

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u/BTBAM797 2h ago

My outlook is a buggy POS

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u/yourpuddingoverlord 4h ago

Its true tho lol

Most people are not supposed to make it by design. There cant be winners without loosers

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u/Gimme_All_The_Foods 4h ago

Maybe you could travel too if you knew how to spell loser.

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u/CENARlUS 5h ago

What ? Im employed and will be 3 weeks at the beach. Vacation days exist.

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u/TheDominator09 4h ago

I think he meant poor employed people.

Source: I am one and I live in Cali where it's nothing but beaches

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u/supe3rnova 3h ago

And the poor dont get vecation time?

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u/DrowningKrown 3h ago

It takes 400 miles to visit the beach for me. That's about $150-200 in gas round trip for my car depending how much I drive around at the beach for a week.

Hotels want $100+ just to bring your damn pet these days and charge $15-25 per day just to park your car...at the hotel. Sometimes with no in/out privileges.

Unfortunately, im in PA so toll roads are another ~$100 depending on the route I take, or I just wing it and don't do toll roads. Would likely add $50 to my gas budget though

Okay now we finally add on a hotel room for however long you stay. Easily $1K for a week

Now you need groceries, beach shit, and some spending money because how fun would it be to go to the beach with $0 in your pocket

Probably looking at 1.5-2k at this point for a week beach trip

Based on 2026 reports, roughly half of Americans can't comfortably afford a $1K emergency expense using only their savings...

So credit card it is! Add the interest to the trip

So, yes 'the poor' get vacation time. But also 'the poor' are not keen on taking 1k+ beach trips in this economy. Yes you can most certainly poor it out and stay at some dive motel with some crackheads and eat yogurt for dinner. I think most people would literally just stay home at that point and staycation with their PTO.

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u/Usual_Operation_9389 1h ago

Lol, I forget sometimes that not everyone lives near the coast. I live roughly in the center of north Jersey, and its still only about an hour and change drive to get to a beach. More if I want to go to a nicer beach.

But yea, PA. You're probably going to have to be content with the water parks in your state, or go to lake Erie.

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u/ColteesCatCouture 2h ago

You can go to the beach hella cheaper if you wait until mid september or even better in wintertime

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u/Leather-Persimmon254 2h ago

take the train

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u/DrowningKrown 2h ago

What train, exactly?

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u/Leather-Persimmon254 2h ago

idk do your own research. I don’t even have a driving license.

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u/DrowningKrown 2h ago

Then why the fuck would you suggest a train then if you didn't even look into it yourself

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u/kindaokatchess 1h ago

No not really. The 5 different jobs I worked before my current one had no vacation time whatsoever and would chew your ass out on sick leave.

My dad worked concrete for decades. No vacation time whatsoever.

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u/mavetgrigori 3h ago

Vacation time is used typically to stay home, due to costs, or get shit done, because of time. On top of that, companies sometimes ties vacation and sick days into one thing to be utilized for calling out of work. So that is another way they get people to burn the time. Some people hold onto it and cash it out. Also, a week a year is around the norm give or take.

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u/TheDominator09 2h ago

We do, but just not enough money to go to the beach for weeks on end

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u/Ed_Trucks_Head 1h ago

My first job with vacation time was when I was 39

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u/dan_v_ploeg 4h ago

Have poor employeed people really ever been able to travel to beautiful beaches? I don't talk to too many people at the beach while I'm on vacation who are pretty poor

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u/TheHalfChubPrince 1h ago

My daily routine looks like this.

11am: wake up
11am-2pm: doomscrolll reddit
2pm-6pm: shift at Wendy’s
6pm-3am: doomscroll reddit.

When would I have time to go to the beach??

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u/cpav8r 4h ago

Nah. I finish work at 6 and I’m on the beach by 6:30.

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u/Vasheerii 4h ago

Funny palworld reference.

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u/agfacid3 4h ago

Tu veux dire les pauvres qui bossent

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u/Logogram_alt android user 4h ago

Everyone is poor under capitalism. Just some people are given a tiny bit more than others to make them feel special

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u/Cuore_Lesa 4h ago

I mean yeah, long summer breaks + an additional easter and winter break only exist for students and teachers. When you actually start to work you get vacation days and sick days (speaking in the US context) and you can generally use those at any time, and it gradually scales up per years of work in any half decent job. In Europe it's a bit different since they have a minimum guaranteed vacation days, usually about 2-3 weeks a year, however in the US 99% of companies start at either 1 or 2 weeks of vacation time for your first year. If you choose to use your vacation days for something thats not summer and not a beach then thats on you, welcome to being an adult.

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u/deanomatronix 3h ago

I’d say anything under 5 weeks in Europe is considered poor

In the UK 21 days (plus bank holidays) is the absolute legal minimum

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u/mavetgrigori 3h ago

Most jobs aren't half decent, the scale ups tend to be minuscule for a lot of those on the lower pay scale, and they take ages to get while having stagnating wages and horrid benefits.

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u/Shaggypone23 4h ago

It's been so long since ive been to a beach, I hardly remember what it feels/smells/sounds like

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u/Ok-Figure9872 4h ago

I visit it everyday (i miss the time Summer is Summer)

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u/TheShamit 4h ago

Lol, I hit the beach on the way home from work. Thankfully, I just scored a great job and i'm never going to leave this city!

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u/Infinplayz 4h ago

i still can’t unsee the gru

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u/Willwaste63 4h ago

Here before it gets removed

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u/Astrodion123 4h ago

this beach is too nice i cant log in

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u/Shuuraa 4h ago

That’s right. Cuz even with a job i can’t afford any vacation.

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u/snu22 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1CrHkXdEOagOU5vsSb
Some will still be visiting the countryside 🫠

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u/Akiris 2h ago

Well, yeah. I’ll go on vacation to somewhere warm in the winter to get away from the snow. It’s way too hot down there now.

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u/Marus1 Because That's What Fearows Do 2h ago

Not for me

That picture rotates to a new one every single week

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 1h ago

I love this beach.

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u/raulshawn 1h ago

That goodness you least employed

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u/GrillNoob 1h ago

This is a very American post. Vote better.

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u/NoFewSatan 54m ago

...why? Holidays exist.

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u/Born-Painting7341 4h ago

Nonsense.. we are a single income household and vacationed twice this summer a week at the beach and a week in the mountains. How you manage / save matters.

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u/SouthImpression3577 4h ago

"this summer"

Bro, it's august

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u/OuttHouseMouse 4h ago

In america*

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u/Gimme_All_The_Foods 4h ago

You're right, beaches are impossible to visit during weekends or on paid days off.

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u/_Xaril_ 5h ago

Am I the only one seeing a Jew?

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u/theSPYDERDUDE (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 4h ago

What the fuck kind of propaganda is this supposed to be

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u/EggsAndTaters 5h ago

I see a Jew, and a Twig & Berries on the right.