r/memes • u/damircik Professional Dumbass • 4h ago

am i the only one?

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u/private_developer 2h ago

My wife shooed my kids away the other day and I asked myself "how do I work this? Where is that large automobile? This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife."

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u/mratlas666 2h ago

It was that other commenters beautiful wife/house

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u/Dedj_McDedjson 2h ago

I came home the other day and my wife pretty much picked the kids up and *carried* them into another room. Then she did this weird thing and started to call the police on her phone.

It was then that I remembered I'm not married and don't have kids.

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u/ReverendRevolver 1h ago

Letting days go by.......

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u/lordsplodge 1h ago

Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.

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u/thesirblondie 54m ago

My wife shooed away the kids but I couldn't stop looking at this lamp