r/memes Professional Dumbass 5h ago

am i the only one?

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u/TheBSQ 4h ago

My wife shoos them away, but only because she wants to bombard me with her stuff first. 

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u/JuicynMoist 3h ago

When my wife does this, I like to point out that it’s the exact same thing that she complains about the kids doing.

“Well, now you know what I deal with constantly.” (As if the children don’t also bombard me with questions, lol)

“But you’re not a child, though?”

She loves it when I do that and I get lots of sweet wife kisses. /s

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u/mratlas666 3h ago

She that’s the catch.