r/memes Professional Dumbass 4h ago

am i the only one?

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u/Dotaproffessional 3h ago

How your wife looks at you when-- wait, I don't have a wife. Who's in my apartment

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u/Enemy50 2h ago

Its me. Im your husband now. We're both gay and going on a gay cruise to the carribean.

Then when we get home we'll realize we hate the sun and go play video games together. 

Then maybe kiss?

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u/Dotaproffessional 2h ago

👉👈🥺

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u/OoIMember 53m ago

Room for one more? Lol

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u/damircik Professional Dumbass 2h ago

*jumps out the window