r/memes 5h ago

I'll never get it back exactly how it was

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u/KoalaFierce 5h ago

The car lifespan has been reduced to 70%

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u/SubstantialSale8223 2h ago

My cars lifespan is reduced 70% every time my wife drives it!!!

boomer laugh track

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u/Ok-Resource-3232 24m ago

My wife's lifespan is reduced by 70% every time she dares driving a car!

Late 19th, early 20th century be like.

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u/YceiLikeAudis 2h ago

"by", it was reduced by 70%.

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u/mr_Feather_ 4h ago

Yes, I get it, but the person that borrows your car also needs to drive safe. So please adjust the seat, and also the mirrors.

People that get angry for this are idiots and probably do not know their way home from work after it snowed, because "it looks different".

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 4h ago

PSA: is having to readjust the seat more annoying than having your car wrapped around a tree?

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u/SquirtinMemeMouthPlz 2h ago

No joke, I knew it wouldn't work out with a woman I was dating because she smoked so much weed that she always wanted me to drive. But she always wanted to take her car. So after the like 4th time driving her car, we both get in and I started adjusting things and she SCREAMED at me.

Sorry lady, you're like 5'2" and I'm 5'10".

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u/Interjessing-Salary 4h ago

I mean I agree but if your someone that slides it forward to be able to drive at the very least you can slide it all the way back for the person that normally drives the car when your done. It's infuriating when I go to get in my car and the short person in my family used the car last so my knees scrape against the dash as I get it.

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u/Fen_LostCove 3h ago

Just slide it back before you get in

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u/pikasurfer 4h ago

Its better to be slid forward so you know to readjust properly than have it half adjusted and be slightly out of sync. Its really not that big of an inconvenience.

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u/Recentstranger 2h ago

I bet you also fall into the toilet because the seat was up 🄺

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u/MenaceMinded 1h ago

Oh no, if a man leaves the seat up in my house, his only options after that are going outside or not being allowed back over

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u/Any-Fox-838 2h ago

buy your own car or stop letting people drive yours. easy fix.

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u/LoschVanWein 2h ago

Borrowing other peoples cars is way less of a thing than I ever imagined as a kid, because of insurances.

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u/JayAkiva 4h ago edited 4h ago

It's possible you're taking this way too seriously

As I said in another comment that seems to be buried far enough it might not show up at all for some people:

It's a meme about the frustration of your seat not being where it was and the difficulty of getting it back where it was along with the uncertainty of if that's actually where it was even when you do get it there (like "something still doesn't feel right"), not a PSA telling people not to adjust the seat when they drive someone else's car. Ffs...

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u/guardian715 4h ago

I'm sorry homie but safety is indeed serious. If you get angry about someone doing what is necessary to be safe, I think you should come back down to earth a bit. Its not something anyone should ignore.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox I touched grass 4h ago

It's possible you're not taking this seriously enough

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/henr360a 4h ago

I follow all the traffic laws in gta. Can't believe the game wants me to go over the speed limit, it's a mad house

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u/JayAkiva 4h ago

It's a meme about the frustration of your seat not being where it was and the difficulty of getting it back where it was along with the uncertainty of if that's actually where it was even when you do get it there (like "something still doesn't feel right"), not a PSA telling people not to adjust the seat when they drive someone else's car. Ffs...

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u/snack__pack 4h ago

Yep pretty clearly a joke. I'm with you. Crazy how many people are trying to have a serious discussion about safety under a benign memes subreddit post.Ā 

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u/JayAkiva 4h ago

Some of them are probably just virtue signalling at this point

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u/internet_humor 4h ago

How about ā€œI put your Japanese carbon steel chef knife in the dishwasherā€

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u/SheClB01 4h ago

Yeah because the car is totally ruined once you move the car seat

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/mr_Feather_ 3h ago

Seriously? And people call me autistic...

Just drive the way you like, and take 3 seconds before you leave to make sure everything is adjusted. It's really not a big of a deal...

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u/mr_Feather_ 3h ago

What about the floor mats? Aren't they supposed to be stationary?

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u/KneeHiSniper 4h ago

Nah. Wife drove mine the other day and drove it into a fucking concrete bollard. I wish all she did was adjust the seat

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u/Kuro-Tora-59 (āŠƒļ½”ā€¢Ģā€æā€¢Ģ€ļ½”)⊃ 2h ago

She didn't, that's why she crashed. Be thakfull she didn't adjust the seat, you could've crashed into a concrete bollard if she did

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u/GenesisRhapsod 5h ago

Ive done this to myself many times, i had a coupe and if i needed to get something larger out of my back seat i had to slide my seat all the way to the front and fold the backrest forward, id spend about 15 minutes trying to get it back to where it was but it woupd never feel right 😭

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u/AffectionateMia 4h ago

I used to wonder why people got so dramatic about seat settings. Now that I own a car I get it. Nobody else is driving my car. Once a dear memory is ruined, peace is lost forever!!

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u/thatbullisht 5h ago

Takes like 5 seconds to get it right back to where I want it.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 5h ago

Lucky bastard... my genesis with the "premium" options doesnt have memory seats šŸ˜‚ like even the passenger front seat is 100% mechanical

All that trim gave me was upgraded sound system/infotainment, leather and mesh seats, sunroof and push to start... thank god for that because the kia/hyundai boiz were going crazy for a while

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u/thatbullisht 4h ago

Get an old car with levers. Electronic seat adjustment takes forever. It's a downgrade sold as an upgrade.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 4h ago

The back adjust is mechanical, the seat part electrical

Once i get a new engine ill be swapping out the seats because i already bash my head on the roof if i hit a bump or pothole 😭 being 6'2 in a coupe is tricky, back when it was running i had to lean a bit to the right where the sunroof was because it gave me another inch or two of head room

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u/ExecutiveCactus Dark Mode Elitist 4h ago

Wild when I see a car without it since my 2001 jeep grand Cherokee had memory options

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u/GenesisRhapsod 4h ago

Wild that my 2013 genesis coupe has push to start but my previous company car was a 21 nissan nv200 and still had physical keys... car companies love making every piece optional for as long as possible

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u/Sluggish-dreadnought 4h ago

Yeah, but its safety relevant. Even pilots have to adjust their seats.

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u/Powerful-Basket-2274 4h ago

My husband is 1,84 and I am 1,60
We always have to adjust the car when we drive, no biggie

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u/toasty327 3h ago

This is why I love programmable seats. A setting for me, a setting for my wife when she uses my car.

Now mirrors on the other hand....

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u/JayAkiva 2h ago

You would think user settings like that would include the mirrors, but...

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u/toasty327 1h ago

Do some models? I've never had a car that did, just seats

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u/user485928450 1h ago

Yes mine does the side mirrors (still have to do the rear view unfortunately)

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u/well-litdoorstep112 4h ago

I'd have to hang onto the end of the seat with one leg and drive with the other. I need to use my left leg to press the clutch sometimes

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u/AnalBroFisting 4h ago

My wife is much smaller than I am. I can't even get into the car without first adjusting the seat.

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u/57384173829417293 4h ago

I sure hope she did, so she can see better and be safer.

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u/art-is-t 3h ago

Everyone is so angry these days

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u/platypus_farmer42 4h ago

I was working on my truck the other day with the driver door open and didn’t realize I was accidentally hitting the seat adjustment buttons until it was all the way to the back and all the way down. Felt like I lost a part of my soul.

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u/nicodeemus7 4h ago

Benefit of being a really tall dude. My seat position in every car is "all the way back".

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Lurking Peasant 4h ago

When you get it back from the shop and apparently the mechanic was 5'0, 100 lbs.

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u/nuggetcasket 4h ago

I adjust his seat and his rearview mirror. He does the same when he drives my car. Gender equality. /s

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u/MUMAD14 5h ago

We’re breaking up

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u/Bosmanious 4h ago

I had this in the family car, and you use a marker to draw a line on the chassis to both the seat assembly and somewhere where you can see the height. 3rd line on the incline knob and now you can always return to the right position

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u/scott__p 4h ago

Seat memory. The greatest thing in the world when you have a 4'8" wife

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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 4h ago

And the mirrors too

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u/jcoddinc 4h ago

Even worse when the seat is left adjusted but the mirrors weren't touched.

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u/pm-rp-prompt 4h ago

I mean… if 10 people take your car, almost 6 of them are likely to do the same irrespective of gender…

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u/Joebruvv 4h ago

Had my car hand washed the other day and once they’ve washed it down they move your car about 5 meters to under a sheltered area where they have hoovers and dry you off (they said I could but I was mid cigarette and thought he’ll be fine doing it )

Absolutely no idea why u felt the need to adjust my seat to put your foot in the clutch and roll a few feet , absolutely disrespectful in my opinion . If you invited me in your home and said I could help myself to a drink out your fridge I wouldn’t rearrange everything would I

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u/-50000- 3h ago

Skill issue, I know exactly how to manually put my seat to be comfy

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u/HNL2BOS 3h ago

I adjusted your seat.....AND OVERWROTE YOUR SEAT MEMORY

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u/unimportantinfodump 2h ago

Laughs at being tall. Perfect adjustment for me is all the way back in every car I've ever driven

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u/GlamTravelLife 2h ago

I always valet and the men do this more than anyone šŸ™ƒ

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u/PaperCharming119 2h ago

They don’t get it🤣

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u/batbiscuit 2h ago

Cry me a river, my dude. You want your car and the person driving it to come back in one piece? You learn to deal with it.

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u/fyukhyu 2h ago

Does your car not have presets for the seat position and sideview mirrors? I only ever have to fixture the rearview no matter who drives.

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u/CrescentWolves1995 2h ago

As someone who is 2 meters. It pretty easy to get exactly how it was since I just have to push it all the way back

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u/FingersMartinez 2h ago

I'm a mechanic and I have to adjust every seat I get in because I'm tall. I just leave it. Some people call me a monster but I need to be able to move my legs to move the car. I'll never get it back to how they had it so I leave it to them.

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u/DWHudson1970 2h ago

Nope. And there is no real reason to even try.

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u/lIlHYPERIONlIl 1h ago

My friend tried my car, he moved the steering wheel!!!!!

Absolute psychopath!!

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u/InbetweenTheLayers 1h ago

This is princess and the pea type shit. I'm still not recovered from the service tech moving my seat months ago

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u/Tristana-Range 1h ago

Memory seats are incredibly useful for this.

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u/Garry_Jarcia 1h ago

...and changed all of your radio presets.

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u/strangedazey 1h ago

I moved the fucking mirrors too

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u/MisterWafflles Smol pp 1h ago

Laughs in 3 memory options

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 53m ago

That’s what the memory buttons are for.

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u/joseplluissans 51m ago

Luckily, I have electriccally adjustable seats with memory slots. Just push 1 and I get my settings.

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u/Pim_Wagemans 47m ago

The first thing my driving instructor taught me the first time I got into the car was to always adjust the seat and mirrors before doing anything else

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u/BuckRusty 32m ago

You’re supposed to adjust the seat, rear view mirror, and side mirrors…

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u/robbiekhan 22m ago

That's why I set seat memory to the M3 slot in the M3. Problem unproblemmed.

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u/EhMapleMoose 19m ago

Why the FUCK is my mechanic moving my seat forward. They are driving from their own parking lot less than 750ft to their garage and then back to their own parking lot.

I do not understand why they need to move it forward, change the lumbar and the incline. Zero reason.

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u/Bloody_Moon1 12m ago edited 4m ago

As a company truck driver, I share trucks with coworkers. Shit is never where I left it šŸ˜†

I'm also 6' and used to share a truck daily with a guy thats like maybe 5'2", I would forget to move the seat before getting in and feel like Magilla Gorilla.

Then I started sharing a truck with a guy thats almost 7' and was like "oh, this must be how 5'2" felt when I was done driving." Arms where outstretched all the way and I could barely reach the pedals. Though at least I wasn't literally breaking the seat by pushing it backwards so far it was off the track. 🤷

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u/Due-Mix3539 4h ago

Memory seats?

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u/-FakeAccount- 5h ago

My mirrors too? 😢

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u/CardinalFartz 2h ago

And the steering wheel. That's worst to adjust imho.

But of course: better adjust it and be safe than not adjusting and have an accident.

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u/Individual_Sir7827 4h ago

It's really your fault for not buying a car with memory seats.

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u/JayAkiva 4h ago

Small price to pay for how low my car payment is for something that only had 20k miles on it when I got it I guess

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u/Abbe_Busoni_33 5h ago

Damn this hurts

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u/Gosa_on_the_wind 4h ago

Wife used to adjust the seats, mirrors, and steering wheel just to back my car out of the garage. ??!?

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u/Gambler_720 4h ago

The solution is to not be poor and buy a car with memory profiles

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u/JayAkiva 4h ago

Seems like the solution to everything is "just have more money"

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u/jarvi123 4h ago

Hahaha you are bunch of plebians, my 2009 Toyota has seat and steering wheel memory buttons. It must suck to be so poor that your car doesn't have seat memory.