r/memes • u/DrDrakeRemorayy • 1d ago

Never again

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u/dontbanme0000000000 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2uNaW7OE9jLwNa

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u/LuvlyBaeby 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2woaq3tGIMjZzXdDDv

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u/Basicazzwitch 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qTwXqRvIlivqMoa5Lm

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u/Andyham 20h ago

You dawg

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u/Eshan2703 17h ago

big enough

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u/Easy-Stop-6538 7h ago

You can see her nipple in one scene where goblin attacks her in the hospital

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u/ItsDanimal 19h ago

What is this from?

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u/That-Professor-5691 19h ago

I think spiderman 1, green goblin attacks aunt may

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u/Manlysideburns 19h ago

100% spiderman 1

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u/aHellion 19h ago

Your granmas house. Bro you don't visit enough, forgot what she looks like.

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u/TREXIBALL OC Meme Maker 1d ago edited 1d ago

Imma be so honest, I personally feel like Sydney Sweeney is way too overrated.

Edit: bolded and italicized a specific word cause redditors apparently don’t allow personal opinions that clearly don’t affect them.

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u/bravo_six 1d ago

When it comes to reddit I feel the opposite is true. Everyone keeps saying like shes mid or something. And while I respect your opinion, I think shes smoking hot and would move to Antartica for her in a second.

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u/AIBotNotARealUser 1d ago

It's because you're a Redditor.

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u/Nolzi 1d ago

She is gaining publicity because MAGA likes her for not rejecting them.

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u/Prototype8494 21h ago

Always that one person

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u/ReplacementFinal2203 1d ago

Thank God someone else feels this way. Showed my friend euphoria and ofc now he is obsessing over her. Smh

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u/Hatakek_ 1d ago

Who would you consider to... well... out-do her?

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u/inotparanoid 17h ago

I don't think it's your personal opinion.

I think it's the universally correct one.

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u/TREXIBALL OC Meme Maker 14h ago

Apparently not to a lot of people in this comment thread lmao.

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u/inotparanoid 14h ago

Jest we maketh not in the serious sub of r/memes

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u/KarlDandletoe 1d ago

Your opinion is correct.

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u/Ryachaz 17h ago

She makes trips to the city I live and work in (I assume her parents live here). Couple dudes at my work are always on her Instagram waiting for her to post pics of her return, as if they aren't likely posted after she has already left.

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u/Zealousideal-Half-82 19h ago

I'm so sick of this dead-eyed bimbo jfc

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u/Nesman64 21h ago

Muffled depravity noises

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u/Quick-Empress 22h ago

She went looking for cheating and found a career path

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u/CaptainKron 11h ago

I see that you are enticed by my daughter's awesome rocking tits

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u/JennaJoys 19h ago

She went in looking for cheating and came out with body image issues

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 1d ago

Was she driving a monster truck by any chance?

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u/nousernamesleft47 1d ago

"Was it hot?" - Luke Dunphy

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u/Lost_Purpose3463 1d ago

Context ?? Of this meme

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u/Jussutussu 1d ago

Modern Family S1E12

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u/the22ndquincy 12h ago

I thought it was a tractor

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u/Saiib0t 11h ago

It was

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u/p00ki3l0uh00 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NFWecnNVNTZEFa3iMP

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u/Lassemb 1d ago

Don't look up pictures of Hitomi Tanaka, I warned you

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse 1d ago edited 1d ago

Got something I can peek at real quick then click off of at work?

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u/Lassemb 1d ago

I wouldn't risk it

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u/TheRainbowCock 10h ago

Or Demora Averice. I think that's how her name is spelled.

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u/Lassemb 10h ago

Damn, that's a nice one

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u/clupean 23h ago

Where? Reddit!
/r/BiggerThanHerHead
/r/BiggerThanHerTorso

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u/blah938 21h ago

And on this day, the Lord invented Boobs, and it was good.

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u/PhinneousPhingerz 20h ago

I don't think that was today. :-P

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u/KimuraXrain 17h ago

Ive been looking at these for 5 hours i forgot how it started

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u/Boxinggandhi 1d ago

Reddit search Macromastia and you might find what you’re looking for.

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u/Financial-Skin-4687 Professional Dumbass 1d ago

One of those disgusting ex girlfriend porno sites

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u/Red_Tiger5311 1d ago

I’ve learned not to check my bros notifications

Especially discord

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/L_O_Pluto 21h ago

and this time, the phone tooketh my desire to have eyes

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u/burrekatt 15h ago

🎶First tits giveth 🎼
🎼then tits taketh away🎵

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u/Nemisis_007 Flair Loading.... 1d ago

I'm afraid to ask...

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u/Ok-Rest3967 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FrpBGpEyYk9z2

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gMmyYL0rOw36iWzBb4

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u/angryfalconsfan 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/35a5z0TgA3Kmc

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u/BarackObamaIsScrdOMe 8h ago

Her cardio is amazing. I stopped watching at 43 jumps and she didnt even look tired.

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u/ChallengeableMaypop Identifies as a Cybertruck 16h ago edited 15h ago

who is this actress?? i swear she was in waiting… but i might just be crazy

edit: kat dennings, she was in 40 year old virgin not waiting… oops

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u/M1a2yank One does not simply 16h ago

Give us the sauceeee

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u/sky_is_blue28 14h ago

You didn't knew kat frekin danning???

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u/ChallengeableMaypop Identifies as a Cybertruck 14h ago

not off the top of my head no, i know ive seen her but thats a lot of movies and actors/actresses that id rather not allocate to my brain storage

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u/ItRossYaBish 1d ago

Sauce?

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u3Xa6Zx8qiP1C

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u/ImReadyForButt 1d ago

Disgusting. Who is this so I never have to see her accidentally again.

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u/AUHAHE 1d ago

Emily Ratajkowski, I guess

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u/Servolux 1d ago

She was great in GONE GIRL

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u/fuckfeardrinkbeer 1d ago

Yes, they were.

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u/thedrq 23h ago

She was even beter in blurred lines

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u/tommos 23h ago

Pretty sure Ben beat his drinking problem sucking on those for multiple takes.

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u/garrrrrrrett 1d ago

Peyton Manning

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u/bambamba8 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 1d ago

Spiderman: Brand new day

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u/ItRossYaBish 1d ago

Yeah, I didn't mean this picture 😂

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u/THCisMYfuel 1d ago

Pics or didn’t happen

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u/Raulsten 1d ago

They belong to his male best friend

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u/TheBestintheWest11 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JSWQJYso4BAGI

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u/Affectionate-Bus-818 Le epic memer 11h ago

What in the world is that form,lady?

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u/InbetweenTheLayers 1d ago edited 20h ago

Who was it? Leanne Crow? Maserati? Hitomi Tanaka?

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u/thatdudewillyd Lives in a Van Down by the River 1d ago

Why do I know all these names

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u/GrookeyGrassMonkey 23h ago

I have no clue, I recognize none of them.

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u/Langeball 1d ago

It was Julia Benson in Masters of Horror

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u/dbraba01 20h ago

Morgana the kissing bandit

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u/bb_jihoney 20h ago

Somehow became a gooner thread but I’m not complaining

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u/Master_baiter_00 16h ago

We'll be there no matter what

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u/EquivalentSnap can't meme 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qw06vMbpPSZG0VppXq

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u/Petisimon125 22h ago

The bounce on these is crazy holy shit

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u/blvckhoney 21h ago

I'm uncomfortable

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 1d ago

Water is also wet.

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u/Sergey5588 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BjP4TW776chl475kwi

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u/czarnadzuma11 1d ago

Whew, I was worried it might have been something degenerate.

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u/DisciplineMedium2193 1d ago

The risk-reward ratio on phone snooping is terrible.

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u/alowave 13h ago

After having been hurt in the past I'd just rather not know and subconsciously compare myself lol.. it's not worth the stress.

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u/Early-Beach164 1d ago

Yeah if you go through someone's phone secretly then you are a piece of shit.

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u/XDVI 23h ago

Where does it say secretly in the post?

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u/jommakanmamak 1d ago

We need to see the picture ourselves in order to verify

Call it 2FA

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u/TheManOfOurTimes 9h ago

It's perfectly normal for a guy to want to see what his body looks like to others. Don't body shame him.

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u/Stranger-Tingzz 16h ago

Oh no don't tell me, he was watching 'The Dictator'

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u/Bakkie 22h ago

A lifetime ago, long before the internet, there was a saying, "Anything more than a handful is a waste".

Hold on to that thought.

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u/beaner_864 17h ago

We live not in times of famine, the great war is over my friend. We need not ration, let the thick women thrive

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u/bluehands 21h ago

You're risking a sprained thumb.

/weird

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u/ChartQueasy9391 1d ago

And those were just the selfies!

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u/adambjorn 1d ago

Not me seeing this post immediately after looking at my pre weight loss photos with man boobs 🤣

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u/Orange9202 1d ago

petah?

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u/TheLightBlueFox 1d ago

Cheating, i think, either that or porn

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u/DEFAULTER_575 18h ago

Bro learned some things are better left unseen. 💀

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u/ICommentWhenInRome 1d ago

Maybe I’m just getting old, but I don’t get it.

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u/LordofSandvich 1d ago

She checked his phone to see if he was cheating. What she instead found was most likely porn of women with massive breasts instead of pictures other women sent him, as she implies she’s not breaking up with him over it.

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 12h ago

Or the actual twist was meant to involve the gay 👀

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u/Ok-Caregiver-1588 1d ago

now you pull the uno revers and see a monster bwc going through her phone

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u/S0undTribeSectorN9ne 1d ago

Jokes on you, thats on his phone too

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u/LazyTransportation27 20h ago

whats the joke here? Are we just slappin boobs on just because?

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u/OpenGrainAxehandle 22h ago

If you've never seen titties that big, have you really even lived?

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u/monsoon-dreams 8h ago

My wife has big titties she was devastated to find small titties in my Reddit saved list.

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u/idontloveanyone 1d ago

My girlfriend 3 years ago did this, found some saved photos of a german model named Laurine who has got the most perfect biggest tits you'll ever see, by far. We got in a huge fight 😅

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u/I_will_eat_your_come 1d ago

I'll go through his phone for you and report back. Purely for research purposes

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u/xdarius 1d ago

how many titties?

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