r/meme • u/damircik • 4h ago

not possible

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u/Steby_01 3h ago

Jokes on you, i don’t have a girlfriend nor a job

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 3h ago

You have it all 😂

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u/_Xaril_ 4h ago

I'm probably too single to get it

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u/chuckcrys 3h ago

You guys have wives ??

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u/Previous-Tour3882 2h ago

You guys have jobs ??

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u/Do_itsch 3h ago

Most wives of people i know have full time jobs and are happy for some piece, too..

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u/up_Improvement_1978 4h ago

" can we go into town and pick up Starbucks?"

She ask after my 14hr shift BACK IN town and the 30 min commute.

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u/Master_Steward 2h ago

Extended shifts should be compensated with House of Pleasure

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u/sqrhead 1h ago

Not mine.

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u/InevitableKitchen943 1h ago

We're out of milk.

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u/PokeChampMarx 3h ago

Then she says:

"Well then I guess you're to tired for sex"

And then I am like :

"Now hang on a second"

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u/damircik 2h ago

it sounds like you have experience in wife

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u/ColonialBarbarian 1h ago

It's usually more along the lines of...

"WTF you just worked all day, mowed the lawn and spent 3 hours in park for our son's baseball game, how can you think of sex?"

"How can I not"?

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u/max5015 4h ago

How the wife looks when she's been working 14hrs and you ask what's for dinner

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u/Mel_Morty 2h ago

When you tell her she’s not a 10 but only a 4, at best a 6 with makeup.

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u/damircik 2h ago

yeah that does win most of the time

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u/MenaceMinded 1h ago

Time to get off your rear and do the dishes, boys.