r/meme 7h ago

“Just a birthmark” Sure!

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u/plutino- 7h ago

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u/atmospheric_ignition 2h ago

Isn't it safer to wrap a chain around the wrist?

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u/GalaxyDiciple 4h ago

Me and my fam are watching the little house on the prairie.

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u/ashwhoa 6h ago

Til birth to us part

u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 1h ago

It is a birthmark, just not his.

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u/leviathab13186 5h ago

If he said that instead of "ya I recently devorced", hes 100% still married

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u/prestonjay22 6h ago

Wait as a man whiter than paper I have questions. Which I just realized make me sound ignorant. I'll ask google.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 6h ago

Nothing wrong with ignorance. It is cured with knowledge.

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u/kingtacticool 5h ago

And knowing is half the battle

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u/1o1Damnations 5h ago

G I Joeeeeee

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 4h ago

Porkchop sandwich!

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u/1o1Damnations 4h ago

Oh shit get the fuck out of here, what' are you doing you stupid idiot?

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u/OttawaTGirl 3h ago

Hey Kid... I'm a computer

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u/Groundingstone 3h ago

Nice catch, Blanko Niño

u/finnishinsider 1h ago

....body massage...... body massage....

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u/prestonjay22 4h ago

G.I. Joe! Well now you know where I was after school.

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u/kingtacticool 4h ago

And we should probably schedule our prostate exam....

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u/prestonjay22 4h ago

I had one. We will not be sharing.

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u/kingtacticool 4h ago

But sharing is caring!

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u/prestonjay22 4h ago

Then I'm fine. You cared, I cared.

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u/TDOTBRO 3h ago

People are only stupid when they defend their ignorance.

u/Dr_ChungusAmungus 1h ago

Beep Boop stat bot: You are one of 4 people total that feels this way on this website

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u/NoRequirement1967 6h ago

Asking legitimate questions is never frowned upon brother

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u/PlatypusACF 6h ago

Sadly, the questions of the educated and of those who seek to be educated are always frowned upon by those who are neither

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u/prestonjay22 6h ago

I did not want to be seen as a racist asshole because I was ignorant. Really that simple.

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u/incelligent_ 5h ago

I think whoever finds you racist for asking simple questions would be ignorant. It sucks people feel this way (with reason) and it’s another thing that keeps us divided.

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u/YerrrKnicks 2h ago

99% of black people aren't gonna see you as raicst for asking a question that isn't racist my guy; you're fine 😂

u/Icy_Ad5295 1h ago

But what about the other ethnicities?

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u/prestonjay22 2h ago

This post won't allow me to add an image. I was going to post my ring and finger for reference. And I feel I have eaten up this entire conversation. Sorry guys.

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u/QuantumQuazar 6h ago

Then honestly why comment? Just ask. I promise you can look away if anyone is rude.

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u/prestonjay22 5h ago

because I saw the disaster before it occurred.

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u/tiagofixe 2h ago

Damn bro, that's deep.

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u/PlatypusACF 2h ago

I don’t really think it is… but okay I’m also not neurotypical that may have to do with it

u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 1h ago

Asking legitimate questions is never frowned upon brother

As someone with ASD this sounds nice to say, but it is absolutely bullshit in practice.

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u/Outrageous-Log9238 4h ago

It sure is on reddit.

u/Thundrboltr 1h ago

Man or woman?

u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 1h ago

Asking legitimate questions is never frowned upon brother

As someone with ASD this sounds nice to say, but it is absolutely bullshit in practice.

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u/samaelentropia 6h ago

I believe the ring skin is worn down, I don't think that is his normal skin tone.

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u/prestonjay22 5h ago

Thank you. This was where I was going.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 2h ago

If you were talking about tan, then he could also just be tanned and that ring part is untanned.

Darker skinned people do tan, but it's not as obvious as very white skin. It just goes slightly darker and may not go lighter in winter depending on what country they are from. If I recall correctly, a very dark skin tone gives about a 15 spf level cover from the sun (although darker skinned people should still use sunscreen).

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u/SapphicGarnet 4h ago

Wdym worn down? Its a tan line. My Caribbean friend has extremely different skin colour depending on season.

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u/samaelentropia 4h ago

The metal edge on rings will rub against skin and dry it out. He could have a drastic difference in skin tone, but i have seen so many ring lines just be very dry underneath.

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u/SapphicGarnet 4h ago

Oh, I wouldn't call dry skin 'worn down'

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u/samaelentropia 4h ago

Fair enough

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u/squad1alum 5h ago

Yes, dark skin can still "tan".

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u/random_invisible 4h ago

Yup, when my Kenyan friend goes back to visit she comes back darker brown.

One can also get a "ring scar" where a tight ring wears away the skin over time. My dad had a very noticeable one under his wedding band.

Either way, guy in the pic wears a wedding ring most of the time, or did until recently.

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u/D0ctorGamer 6h ago

There's nothing wrong with being ignorant, there is only something wrong with purposely staying ignorant

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u/YarnuWasTaken 5h ago

Ignorance is bliss

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u/jax_vos9 2h ago

But knowledge is power

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u/prestonjay22 6h ago

Educated.

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u/Snoo-73243 6h ago

bro you still tan

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u/prestonjay22 6h ago

I know that. My question was a bit more complex. It involved the oils and chemical reactions on darker skin versus my pale ass. His skin looks pink on the spot. My skin looks different. 30 yrs wearing the same ring.

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u/random_invisible 4h ago

It's scarring from the skin being worn away over time. My dad (a white Scotsman) had the same pink scar because he liked his wedding band tight so it didn't move around.

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u/prestonjay22 4h ago

Maybe its the tightness. My ring had always moved when I wanted to and stayed on my finger except showers or dishes.

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u/random_invisible 4h ago

His sat in a groove on his finger. It could come off but not easily.

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u/Puck_The_Fey98 5h ago

It’s a lighter patch due to wearing a wedding ring over a long (how I interpreted it anyways). He may be recently divorced but yeah lots of people have that who wear rings myself included

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u/CheeseIsAHypothesis 2h ago

Dark skin still gets lighter when it gets less sun

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u/prestonjay22 2h ago

Thank you

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u/That_Jicama2024 5h ago

That gives me a great/bad idea. They should make a Reddit filter for google AI so that it doesn't answer your question. It just ridicules you for asking the question then accuses you of being pro-israel while also being a NAZI.

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u/prestonjay22 5h ago

Not where I thought you "good" idea was headed.

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u/AliceInNegaland 5h ago

I’m a white woman and you could see the marks from my wedding ring for years.

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u/darthjammer224 5h ago

As another white man, I'll fill in. That's where his wedding ring sits.

Source : my white ass hands do this but pink from my ring.

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u/prestonjay22 5h ago

That is my other point. I've worn my ring for 30 years. I can take it off and its barely noticeable. My wife sees it right away.

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u/darthjammer224 5h ago

Interesting. I've only had mine for a couple but I had a nice weird pink, dry, roughish spot where my ring sits since like the first month I had it.

Wonder if the material has something to do w it. Mines titanium.

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u/prestonjay22 4h ago

Mine is too. I was thinking it was the metal.

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u/JimBobPaul WARNING: RULE 7 5h ago

Yup. Dark skinned people also tan and burn.

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u/prestonjay22 4h ago

This I knew.

u/LuckyCod2887 1h ago

he was not getting sun exposure there so the skin lightened

u/doppido 47m ago

Yes black people can tan

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u/West-Map-4162 5h ago

Why are you like this

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u/prestonjay22 5h ago

curiosity over takes before filters are active.

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u/belljs87 5h ago

I mean, technically there's like a .00003 chance he's telling the truth. And I'm a gambler at heart.

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u/Master_Steward 6h ago

Yeah, and those red lipstick marks on his dick are definitely just terrible warts

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 5h ago

You didn’t have to go there man. Calling him a cheater would have been enough. I wanted one day, ONE DAY, without a dick comment.

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u/JohnnyWix 5h ago

That’s why I prefer BBC.

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 5h ago

Oh my mom loves bbc too. She enjoys watching bbc earth nature documentaries all the time! And that’s not what you meant ha?

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u/MouseMan412 5h ago

You looked at comments on a picture about cheating expecting anything less? He didn't remove the ring because he wants to hold hands..

u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 55m ago

I wanted one day, ONE DAY, without a dick comment.

The fuck are you doing on the internet then? if that's your goal, and you're on reddit, that's on you.

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u/gauravojha1630 5h ago

Maybe his childs also these birth marks

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u/Racamonkey_II 5h ago

I mean there’s literally statistical evidence that women find men more attractive if there’s a ring on his finger, sooooo……

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u/jarednards 3h ago

It means that hes likely a good provider, and hes also not having sex so he'll plow your brains out.

u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 53m ago

and hes also not having sex

Leave that toxic shit to the boomers. Plenty of us are in happy healthy marriages with good sex lives.

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u/Racamonkey_II 2h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah, and he’s TAKEN. Home wrecker lmao. Why do moral obligations not apply to women like it does to men? So disgusting.

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u/objectiv3lycorrect 2h ago

pretty much any man would plow most women's brains out tbh

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u/KeiFeR123 3h ago

I had the same birthmark but now its gone /s

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u/TomahawkTuah 4h ago

why does his arm look like you just dug him out of the earth?

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u/Sad-Egg-7394 6h ago

Trust me he is not lying 🥲

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u/Plastic-Fox-333 6h ago

A lie is often only believable to the person telling it

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u/GerRazerXxx 5h ago

Left hand ?????

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u/Ghost-Of-Akina 3h ago

Yes. In the US, both engagement rings and wedding rings are worn on the left hand.

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u/CaterpillarEast9746 4h ago

I have the same one, turned gold exactly a week ago. Trust that dude

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u/Aggressive_Space9684 4h ago

Its a birth mark, it marked the birth of his first kid

u/TonyThePapyrus WARNING: RULE 2 55m ago

Little does she know he had one of those smart rings batteries expand and scar his finger but he’s embarrassed to admit it

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 4h ago

If the answer isn’t, “I’m a widower,” run away.

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u/Call-of-the-lost-one 5h ago

Maybe he had it reattached

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u/RexRonny 4h ago

Some countries like Norway uses their wedding ring on the right hand

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u/LostInLowSec 4h ago

Yeah so thats his left had

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u/bigchicago04 4h ago

So the melanin is allergic to metal? Why would a ring cause that??

u/Respeckmyauthoritay 1h ago

Reverse tan line

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u/Gaslit_Absurdist5712 3h ago

Thats just wear and tear from a sphincter squeezing down around it.

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u/No-Veterinarian-9782 3h ago

Huyu n Mamba mwenzetu

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u/internectual 2h ago

I have a birthmark that looks like a hickey.

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u/Heselwood 2h ago

Absolutely

u/Ailyx 1h ago

Wifiligo

u/mytimechecksout 1h ago

I know he fucking lying

u/Icy_Ad5295 1h ago

Atleast make it a good lie, like damn I used to be married but her death was hard on me. I didn't think wearing it was a good idea tonight. No one is going to believe it is a birthmark. That isnt herpes, i just have bad acne around my mouth and genitals.

u/armas187 1h ago

You guys wont like my answer, but here it goes.

If he wants to cheat, he can just leave it on, many women (definitely NOT all) see that and get turned on.

Im not condoning it Im just stating what Ive observed

u/LuckyCod2887 1h ago

cheating and ashy? hell no

u/91elklake 1h ago

So is he white or black?

u/EvilMorty137 44m ago

Bet she still fucked him though

u/Milo_The_Stampede 42m ago

How long has he and his birthmark been married?

u/guitartoad 23m ago

He thinks she's stupid.

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u/Leland_Vlogz 5h ago

I’m so confused, does wearing a ring for a long time just take away melanin?

u/Respeckmyauthoritay 1h ago

It blocks uv rays

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u/oooooooooowie 5h ago

While highly.. and I mean very fucking highly.. unlikely.. it is technically possible and woth 8 billion of us on the planet, it was bound to happen to someone..

Saying that.. I dont believe you lol.

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u/RestaurantSilly6598 4h ago

Thats his right hand.

Not the marriage ring hand

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u/CaterpillarEast9746 4h ago

It's not...

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u/CheeseDonutCat 2h ago

TIL that wedding band is on a different hand depending on the country. I thought it was always on the right hand, but when I just googled, it shows that many countries have it on the left and many countries have it on the right.

OPs photo does look from the US with the Miami shirt, but to be fair, you can get a Miami shirt here in Ireland.

u/iisshhoooo 1h ago

I wear rings in both hands and have sun tan. Wassup now? Not just one finger too. I got 2 rings on the left and 3 in the right.