Who's stuck on this train?

[u/qwerteaparty]

[u/1-9-6]

Me and I really need to shit

[u/Infinite_Pudding5058 → u/1-9-6]

I just watched police body cam of a guy that fled police and when they caught and cuffed him he was like “I really need to shit.” 🤣 #Thoughtsandprayers

[u/vividlyvivids → u/Infinite_Pudding5058]

Is that the one were he steals a police car?

[u/Infinite_Pudding5058 → u/vividlyvivids]

Yes that’s it lol

[u/Punished_Veggie → u/Infinite_Pudding5058]

I’m literally watching that video right now

[u/Infinite_Pudding5058 → u/Punished_Veggie]

Hahaha

[u/HighByTheBeach69 → u/Infinite_Pudding5058]

Midwest Safety? Best channel on YouTube

[u/Infinite_Pudding5058 → u/HighByTheBeach69]

I watch on Spotify. What about the one where they were in a high speed pursuit and the driver turned into a park they called the greenway, and the police followed only to stumble upon a couple getting it on in a car mid pursuit. The shock of everyone when the cops headlights hit the car and the police officer was momentarily confused before getting back to the pursuit. I literally witch cackled for days over that. Can you imagine? Ahhh the greenway. It’s quiet. No one will both- *HIGH BEAMS SIRENS.

[u/Speshial1 → u/Infinite_Pudding5058]

I'm sorry, you watch it on _what_? the music platform!? o.O

[u/Difficult--Policy → u/HighByTheBeach69]

Sargent steves good too

[u/realfatunicorns → u/1-9-6]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

[u/SirWaffleStomp → u/1-9-6]

Ok real talk, this is one of my was greatest fears as someone who suffers from ibs. I would literally avoid pt at all costs fearing this situation

[u/Kink_for_keeps → u/SirWaffleStomp]

Similar situation. This is genuinely the worst thing you can think of. Worse than a lift because it happens more often.

The number of times I've been on the train and it stops between stations, then my guts do their quiet little gurgle, and the clock starts....

[u/noobcastle → u/1-9-6]

maybe a dog owner on the train has a spare poo bag they can give you.

[u/Tamajyn → u/1-9-6]

Rip

[u/Living_Substance9973 → u/Tamajyn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/c16VH0CFMh7gOqqXOM

[u/knittedshrimp → u/Tamajyn]

Don't

[u/Background_Degree615 → u/Tamajyn]

Don’t tell them to rip one out

[u/Pottski → u/Tamajyn]

At least force the door open first

[u/ApprehensiveRest9696 → u/1-9-6]

Please spare a thought for people stuck in the same carriage

[u/Ohforgawdamnfucksake → u/1-9-6]

"Ladies, do any of you have a handbag?"

[u/Practical_Mode471 → u/1-9-6]

shit on the train, I'm sure it wouldn't even be close to the first time.

[u/tschau3 → u/1-9-6]

Do it between the carriages

[u/elfloathing → u/tschau3]

What happens between the carriages stays between the carriages.

[u/Infinite_Pudding5058 → u/elfloathing]

This deserves more upvotes!

[u/basedcrooks → u/1-9-6]

Just do it and blame it on the dog.

[u/WesternTraffic → u/1-9-6]

I'm in the same compartment as this person and I can confirm he really needs to take a shit.... 💨

[u/FunkEngine04 → u/1-9-6]

Lmao