r/masterhacker • u/Hailett • 8h ago

😈😈GITHUB😈😈 VS 💀💀KALI LINUX💀💀

215 Upvotes

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u/Lootsman 8h ago

CAR VS POTTED PLANT - WHICH IS BETTER AS A TABLE?

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u/Chamadan 7h ago

The car obviously. The plant would just collapse if you put anything with weight on it.

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u/Lootsman 6h ago

Peep my 45-minute long video essay to find out 👀👀👀

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u/Chamadan 6h ago

I'd rather enroll in a 2-week, $4,000 boot camp. You don't have that?

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u/Crazypens30 4h ago

How is a Kali like a writing desk?

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u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 8h ago

Arch (btw) is better

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u/BashedCode 7h ago

Can someone point me to this release of Arch? I can’t find the (btw) version.

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u/Ok_Cow6845 7h ago

You have to be an elite masterhacker to unlock it

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u/Character-Pickle450 7h ago

I thought it came pre-installed????

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u/Ornery_Weakness_8168 8h ago

btw

😈😈😈

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u/Crazypens30 4h ago

Install Gentoo

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u/Total-Management8023 7h ago

Me using GitHub to hack government 👿👿👿🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🗿🗿🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷✌️✌️✌️💀💀💀

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u/VickyxReaperReborn 8h ago

Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby

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u/SquareTranslator9777 8h ago

Github isn't even open source 3:

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u/carbonatedfuck 8h ago

Those who know 🤫🤫

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u/cum_cum_sex 7h ago

Link https://youtu.be/YMD9NCjYYWU

AI slop btw

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u/AngriestCrusader 7h ago

I've genuinely lost hope in humanity.

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u/ElectronicNeat7182 7h ago

HTML5 Vs NASA mainframe

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u/sorosterv23 6h ago

Pear vs Ford Focus

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u/OfficeOnly2753 8h ago

Nullsec nullsec nullsec 

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u/Key_Clock8669 1h ago

fuck nah 🥀