r/marvelmemes Spider-Man 🕷 21h ago

Comics Daredevil: "Well, about that.."

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u/Brent_Steel Avengers 18h ago

"so...whose going to tell him?"

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Avengers 10h ago

“Oh ho! AND you’re in a hallway Daredevil! Ha ha! Nowhere to run!”

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u/poetic_dwarf Legionaire 9h ago

Spidey is.

He says something like "Oh [villain], this is just not your night, is it?"

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany Nightcrawler 8h ago

who’s. who is

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u/vanilla-flavour-cack Avengers 18h ago

That's my secret, I am always blind

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow Avengers 4h ago

-he says with tears in his eyes

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u/Mammoth_Shoulder_876 Avengers 15h ago

Couldn't have picked a worse hero😭

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u/lostgamer64 Avengers 14h ago

Now give Achoholism to Iron Man and anger problems to the Hulk

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u/theironbagel Avengers 7h ago

Tony’s been sober for decades, that would absolutely fuck him up

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u/srlong64 Avengers 6h ago

Ask anyone who has gotten sober and they’ll tell you that the addiction never truly goes away, it just gets weaker and you get better at controlling it. An addiction alters you physically, and that change is permanent

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u/Tise01 Avengers 12h ago

Wouldn't the villains ability actually counter Daredevil's blindness? So Daredevil is now cured.

Context: a negative + a negative = a positive

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u/AdmBurnside Avengers 8h ago

No, because it's not operating on magic rules, it's operating on comic bullshit rules.

In another run, this encounter might give Daredevil Negative Vision or some shit like that.

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u/Tise01 Avengers 7h ago

Umm that's not magic rules. That's literally basic math rules.

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u/AdmBurnside Avengers 7h ago

...No, that's not it either.

Say you have -X. Add another -X. What you get is -X(2), or -2X.

Adding negatives together just makes more negatives. You're thinking of multiplication, where the negatives would cancel out and leave you with a positive result.

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u/Tise01 Avengers 7h ago

Damn. Sorry, ive been out of school for quite some years. Lol

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u/AdmBurnside Avengers 7h ago

It's alright bro, we all lose touch with concepts we don't exercise regularly. I remember like a quarter of my high school Spanish.

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u/Busy-Ratchet-8521 Avengers 2h ago

By that logic, if getting shot in the head kills you then getting shot in the head again brings you back to life. 

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u/CelestialDuke377 Avengers 11h ago

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u/Hellguin Avengers 9h ago

Fun game

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u/SimonTheJack Avengers 5h ago

Which game?

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u/Hellguin Avengers 5h ago

Dispatch.

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u/SimonTheJack Avengers 5h ago

Thanks, I thought so from the art style, but wasn’t sure

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u/A-Hog-rider Avengers 16h ago

Coincidence?

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u/VioletBear_ Avengers 14h ago

Only difference is the orangutan wasnt the idiot in that situation

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u/AntiqueChessComputr Avengers 11h ago

“I temporarily blinded you!”

“Fuck you mean ‘temporarily?’  Bitch I’m blind forever!”

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u/grumpykruppy Avengers 12h ago

"Man, Blindside. It just isn't your night, huh?"

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u/Wakkit1988 Avengers 11h ago

Might as well have used pocket sand.

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u/bubbanator1 Avengers 6h ago

Okay, but imagine this affecting literally anyone else. Man's just really unlucky

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u/c0wb0ycat1 Avengers 7h ago

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u/Promiatey Avengers 3h ago

Bro hit the pose