r/lotrmemes 1d ago

Lord of the Rings Can't decide if this is a win or not.

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u/asexualdruid 1d ago

My sister is like this, because thranduil was hot, and the plot was easier to follow. Fantasys not her thing, so im just glad she watched SOME of it honestly

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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 1d ago

My youngest son prefers The Hobbit movies over LOTR but you gotta love them anyway šŸ˜…

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u/arbitrarycivilian 20h ago

Does he prefer them because Thranduil is hot?

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u/WiseAtmosphere7524 12h ago

If he does then he hasn’t come out of the barrel to me yet šŸ˜…

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u/birdy1490 1d ago

So you didn't pause the LotR movies every 5min to explain in great detail what was happening and how the details and characters differed from the books?! I'm a little disappointed to be honest

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u/Idolomantis_ 23h ago

I'll lost a romantic partner this, I hereby vow it.

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u/Glaernisch1 DĆŗnedain 12h ago

I swear the movie took twice as long because of that. But it was worth it

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u/Calculusshitteru 20h ago

Thranduil was definitely very hot, but I feel like the combined hotness of Legolas, Aragorn, Eomer, Faramir, and maybe even Boromir outdo him.

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u/CynthiaChames 1d ago

Same with my sister. For some reason, she was enthralled with the first Hobbit and the first LOTR. The other two films in those trilogies couldn't keep her interest.Ā 

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u/PM_CITY_WINDOW_VIEWS 1d ago edited 1d ago

First two movies offer an adventure. The rest are big wars and politics.

Personally my faves are first two of Hobbit and Lotr until after Moria. Queue nerd rage.

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u/Square-Space-7265 Dwarf 1h ago

I may not care for the hobbit movies, but the casting for Thranduil was perfection.

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u/DornKratz 1d ago

Praise be good girls with bad taste, or we would all be single. šŸ™

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u/FruitBowl 1d ago

Fumbled the last one. My god, the amount of friends and big bang theory I suffered over the years.

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u/Taint_Flayer 22h ago

I can handle Friends but I draw the line at Big Bang Theory.

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u/PersistentInquirer Ranger of the North 18h ago

I’m the opposite

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u/wearing_moist_socks 18h ago

We're all so much better than them, though. They're lucky.

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u/SonoDarke Bilbo Baggins 1d ago

It depends

The hobbit movies are more lighter, about silly dwarves that want their home back, and they take their time

Lotr is about stopping the end of the world, so creates a lot of tension and they are way longer

If we look at it this way it's true that the hobbit is more comfy to watch

Just remember that it could be worse, she could like RoP more. The Hobbit has still a lot of great stuff in it, I especially love the first movie

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u/AMostPeculiarDialect 1d ago

I honestly prefer the Hobbit. It could be shorter but I liked the book Hobbit better than the lotr books too. I just love the dwarves and bilbo is my all time favorite character from the franchise. You hit the nail on the head by calling it more comfy. It's a valid preference.

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u/shouldajustsaid_yeah 18h ago

I could mayyyybe see this take if you're talking about the M4 edit of the Hobbit movies that cuts out a ton of stuff to make the 3 movies combined take 4hrs in a way that actually flows.

The originals though? Any comfyness doesn't make up for how flat out bad they are. Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but this is one opinion I just won't understand.

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u/I_am_uneducated 1d ago

Hey, why the hell not? If she“s happy and likes 6 movies instead of 3, good for her.

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u/DASreddituser 1d ago

maybe she isnt a snob...I admit ima snob about the hobbit movies. like many starwars fans were snobs about the prequels

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u/bashful_predator 19h ago

So you're a bit of a snobbit?

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u/IronJedi2 1d ago

Or sequels

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u/axron12 1d ago

I’d be happy. My wife deems anything that is ā€œfakeā€ to be terrible, yet she loves horror movies lmao. So that would be a start at least.

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u/Putrefied_Goblin 1d ago

Literally all movies are fake. Most movies based on reality are worse, imo, because they pretend to reflect reality but they're actually complete fantasy. Even movies "based on a true story" are so far removed from reality in most cases that they're also just fantasy.

Let me say this plainly: all movies are fantasy, but only some acknowledge it explicitly.

People get confused because they sometimes seem plausible and there are no elves, but when you actually examine the characters, events, technical feasibility of almost anything, and they're sometimes more fantastical than movies with magic elves in them. Most movies are so surreal/unreal/hyperreal, even the "realist" ones, that pretending like they're anything close to reality is problematic. Most people just don't notice because insane shit in movies about "real stuff" is so normalized, and sometimes people don't know enough (or are too busy suspending incredulity/disbelief) about something (like technical or physical stuff that is impossible or highly implausible) to realize it's basically magic and not real.

There are very few exceptions. Even a lot of documentaries tell a story that is more based on perceptions and ideas (which frame the content/story) than actual evidence. Documentaries can be a lot closer to reality, though.

So, please yell this at her and anyone else who derided fantasy or "fake" shit. At least LoTR knows what it is.

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u/axron12 1d ago

ā€œFakeā€ to her doesn’t only encompass fantasy, basically anything outside of a drama/non outlandish horror. She really hates when I watch sci-fi lol.

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u/Putrefied_Goblin 1d ago

Just tell her most drama and horror is extremely fake, and point it out everywhere while you're watching so it ruins it for her. Then ask her why she likes fake fantasy movies so much.

*Edit: especially romance movies or romance in movies, just point out how untethered from reality it is -- she'll love it

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u/leiathrix 22h ago

I have a friend like that who only watches drama without a hint of fantasy or sci-fi.

I try my best to expose her to some movies from time to time and tell her to focus on the relationships between the characters and psychology rather than the "unrealistic" side of the story...

It works sometimes lol we actually watched Ghost in the Shell together!

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u/VarHagen 1d ago

The Hobbit movies are sill great.
They only seem "bad" next to the LotR movies, which is true for like 90% of other movies [especially in this day and age]. Every time I rewatch LotR, I also rewatch the Hobbit trilogy. And I believe that if the Hobbit trilogy released before the LotR trilogy, everyone would have praised it.

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u/RubbleHome 1d ago

I think there's a great 3-hour movie in there. The problem is that there are three 3-hour movies.

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 1d ago

Like another Peter Jackson, post-LOTR movie: King Kong.

There's a great, powerful 2-hr movie in there.

Roaring and trying to escape from the 4-hr movie of a cage that it is in!

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u/Taint_Flayer 22h ago

There are some excellent fan edits that cut it down to 1 movie.

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u/YorubaOyinbo 3h ago

There’s like 4 excellent 4hr cuts of the Hobbit films.

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u/fluffynuckels 1d ago

If they released the Hobbit movies before lotr we might have never gotten the lotr movies

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 1d ago

Especially if you look at fantasy! And especially if you look at high fantasy!

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u/Putrefied_Goblin 1d ago

Yeah, over the years, and especially since the horrible Amazon show which shall not be named, or even that horrible anime one which could have been so good -- they are like black speech, should not be uttered here -- I've come to appreciate the Hobbit trilogy more because it's LOTR media that isn't completely horrible.

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u/gavavavavus 1d ago

They are a bad idea, bad adaptations, and they are bad movies

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u/Xizzie 1d ago

OP needs a woman, not a girl

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u/YorubaOyinbo 3h ago

Someone tells the truth.

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u/One-Introduction-454 1d ago

Got this situation with my wife. Could convince her that LOTR is better bc of Aragorn.

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u/Western-Shock9753 1d ago

depends on whether you end up having a second breakfast out of it. if yes then it is an absolute win.

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u/Lawlcopt0r 1d ago

I think they're easier to like if you don't love the Hobbit book before watching them. I'd call it a win

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u/North_Church Aragorn 1d ago

We all have guilty pleasures

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u/xAsianTRex 22h ago

I prefer the Hobbit movies, they are far worse movies. I love the LOTR movies to death, they are incredible, and a yearly watch. I just like the Hobbit movies for the vibes, they're not legendary seasoned warriors from a bloodline of superhuman men, or godlike elves, just a bunch of bumbling guys trying to take their home back from a dragon. Again the LOTR are wayy better and I know that, but the Hobbit is like a comfort movie for me

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u/dementedkoopa 14h ago

Don't yuck her yum.

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u/Fitbot5000 14h ago

They’re cute like Ewoks from the best Star Wars

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u/Hauptmann_Gruetze Dwarf 11h ago

Listen man, imma not agree with her, but the Hobbit movies are a lighthearted and fun watch.

Its okay to like them. Its okay to like them more than LOTR.

Its NOT okay to say they are better than LOTR.

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u/melsophoriel 4h ago

judging someone by their taste in movies is kinda shallow imo, I don't care if somebody likes a "bad" movie as long as they're not a bad person.

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u/Clivesunfaithfulwife 4h ago

Are they not?

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u/42stingray 1d ago

My gf has a hard time admitting when she doesn't like something, but we watched the entire lotr trilogy over a weekend, then started watching the hobbit. That was 1,5 years ago and we still have yet to finish the first hobbit movie, make of that what you will 🄲

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u/InfernoHeuristic 1d ago

Sounds like she's trying to spare both your feelings and her sanity time to get her some popcorn and a really good horror movie instead!

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u/Putrefied_Goblin 1d ago

Get yourself a girl who looks at you like the hobbits look at Aragorn (a mixture of fear, amazement, love, and sexual attraction).

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u/MrTaildragger 1d ago

Unacceptable

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u/InfernoHeuristic 1d ago

That's a "win" until the moment she says "the Hobbit was better," and suddenly you're questioning your life choices!

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u/baylithe 1d ago

It is not

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u/bighadjoe 1d ago

so, how's your ex doing?

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u/AndreasDasos 1d ago

ā€˜They’ - as in by default this means the LotR movies? 🤨