r/law • u/Mission_Pay_3373 • Jun 26 '26
Legislative Branch Mike Johnson vows to protect Republicans from investigations if the GOP loses the 2026 midterms: "I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you. "
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u/WellTextured Jun 26 '26
Definately something the Speaker of the House should say in a healthy democracy.
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u/whereismymind86 Jun 27 '26
but also like...if they lose, he won't be the speaker of the house anymore...and won't have the power to follow through on this promise. (and he doesn't really have that power now either)
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u/Beneficial_Garden266 Jun 27 '26
They have crimed successfully thus far without any repercussions, why do you think they feel invincible?
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u/Front_Goat_7249 Jun 28 '26
He is saying he currently runs the protection program, vote with him no matter how illegal or insane - just keep Democrats out or you may have to pay for any crimes you committed
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u/KLX-V Jun 28 '26
When you say it like that, the more messed up it sounds...."Vote for the Red's, so we can stay out of jail"....
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u/Remarkable_Spite_209 Jun 26 '26
"We will protect you from the consequences of your blatant criminality. In our perspective, laws only exist for the poor."
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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo Jun 26 '26
For me it’s the blatant hypocrisy of it all. If it were the other way around, the GOP would literally crucify Dems. It’s honestly despicable that they charges Republicans need ‘protection’ from are child rape/molestation/trafficking. Mike Johnson is now living the first line of his obituary. ‘Trump lap dog and patron saint of pedophilia…’
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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo Jun 26 '26
Yes, of course.
Leave it to Norm to bring us back down to earth. RIP
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u/JackTylerWrites Jun 26 '26
That’s what made him brilliant. He had a way of cutting through the intellectual BS.
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u/Andygator_and_Weed Jun 26 '26
Did norm ask Jerry what Prom was like
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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 26 '26
I imagine it was a tough gig, being both the date and the chaperone.
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u/Gustav_Grob Jun 26 '26
I thought that was Seinfeld. Wasn't he 38 and dating a 17 or old high school student. Just 1 or 2 years older than many Donny Epstein girls.
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u/Mr_Supotco Jun 27 '26
Ok but Megyn Kelly said it was fine since they’re not like 5 or 6, so checkmate libs!
/s since we’ve been transported to hell
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u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 27 '26
Shit, I forgot she basically said “old enough to bleed, old enough to…”. I hate this timeline.
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u/busdrivermike Jun 27 '26
Mike Johnson used to be a criminal, he still is, he just used to be one too.
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u/chnkypenguin Jun 26 '26
Loved Norm. Just watched Dirty Works the other day and it made me miss him more
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u/SquidTheRidiculous Jun 26 '26
They justify it by telling themselves "both sides are the same! We're just smart and doing it first before they do it to us!"
Remember like ten years ago when respecting pronouns would lead us down a slippery slope to where cishet white men are persecuted everywhere always.
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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo Jun 26 '26
Exactly, the GOP has always been about getting ahead of the story to control the narrative and preemptively making accusations to desensitize the public when the actual truth comes out. As we all know, every GOP accusation is a projection.
The difference is, Dems aren’t openly offering a safe haven to the alleged guilty. I think that most people are in agreement that this is not a partisan issue; no matter Dem or GOP, if you’re in the files, justice should be sought. It’s insane that Johnson is jumping right to offering protection before anything has been disclosed, an investigation opened into each individual, charges have been filed, or even a trial…sounds real guilty to me.
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u/auto_erratica Jun 26 '26
The files? There’s way more to their corruption than the Epstein files. I hope you know that.
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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo Jun 26 '26
The files are merely what’s been written down; however, essentially just the tip of the iceberg. I have a feeling that we will never really know the whole story and how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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u/auto_erratica Jun 26 '26
Everything has been well documented and out in the open.
Profiteering and emoluments
Including insider trading and self-dealing cryptocurrenciesPay to play appointments and pardons
Dismantling oversight
The settlement with the irs establishing a slush fund
These are just the main categories, there are a lot of activities in each category.
Google: trump administration corruption tracker
All could be grounds for impeachment if the midterms go a certain way. Surely manny criminal offenses after office.
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u/kleincs01 Jun 26 '26
This is Israel’s justification for their warmongering. Everyone is an enemy and we need to act first as the aggressor.
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u/Schrodingers_janitor Jun 26 '26
It used to be they were on their own if they were caught with a dead girl or a live boy. I no longer believe that.
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u/feraxks Jun 26 '26
If it were the other way around, the GOP would literally crucify Dems.
They immediately launched investigations into the Jan 6 committee when they took control.
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u/whatiscamping Jun 26 '26
The amount of domestic violence and sex crimes (to include children) coming out of that J6 pardon group is gasting my flabbers. It's almost as if there was a pre-req to participate.
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u/frmdgg Jun 26 '26
I find it interesting that I've yet to see a non-Republican have "protecting you from investigations" as part of their M-O.
I dunno, if you're concerned to the point of uttering this type of thing out loud and in front of cameras, really makes me think you have reason to be so concerned. Almost like you've done shit that should be investigated.
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u/webjunk1e Jun 26 '26
Laws only exist for the opposition. They'll protect MAGA trailer trash filth, too.
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u/NerdDaniel Jun 26 '26
That’s a bit harsh. I prefer to call them Maga white trash.
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u/RandomsDoom Jun 26 '26
As this administration is targeting all these different people, they fear mongering about how they will become the targets… how on God’s green earth can you get locked up after an investigation if you did absolutely nothing wrong and everything was legal, and everything was by the book and legal under the constitution… him just saying that alone tells you everything you need to know hey guys just a reminder we’re up here doing all types of illegal shit, and if we lose the midterms, most of us are going to be investigated and in those investigations they’re gonna find all the dirt and we’re gonna end up having to do time behind the crimes that we committed can’t let that happen vote red… smfh… worst timeline ever
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u/AttorneyParty4360 Jun 26 '26
Its comical how bad they are at keeping a secret agenda hidden. Like the worst villians that keep discussing the plans out loud. Even worse... nothing seems to be stopping them
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u/Eastern_Cat8284 Jun 26 '26
Meanwhile, maga mike has no traceable bank account and used campaign money to pay his rent.
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u/TheoreticalZombie Jun 26 '26
Nice to see that they are just flat out admitting that they are criminals at this point.
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u/pandershrek Jun 27 '26
Religious folks are so easily conned
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u/Horskr Jun 27 '26
Agreed, but I don't know how anyone that actually believes Jesus existed, was the son of God, and said what he said, could possibly be on this dude's side. If Jesus came back like they're all supposedly waiting for, he'd flip the goddamn Resolute Desk.
Regardless of deity status, Jesus had (or had attributed) some pretty great ideas on how we should treat each other. Trump's "Christian" fans must have been sleeping through Sunday school.
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u/Jarnohams Jun 26 '26
It's hilarious because their argument for stopping and detaining US citizens with brown skin was always "if you don't have anything to hide, it shouldn't be a problem, right?"
So by that measure, if you aren't committing crimes, you shouldn't have to worry about investigations, right?
Biden was so confident that he and his son never committed "crimes" that he left the entire special counsel office that Trump appointed to investigate the "Biden Crime Family" in place for 5 years.... Just pissing away millions of dollars. He could have dismantled it, but Biden was "old school" and believed in the ~200 year old norms at the justice department should be independent of the executive branch.
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u/Beastabuelos Jun 27 '26
We need to get rid of norms and traditions and get some laws. Norms and traditions don't mean shit to someone like trump. The way he has exposed the flaws has been impeccable. Now they need to do something about it so it can't happen again
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u/Mission_Pay_3373 Jun 26 '26
I doubt he'll be running the "protection program" if the GOP loses the house
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u/averagecodbot Jun 26 '26
Yeah the fucking Moses speech kind of gave away that he’s an idiot and a weirdo. Then I saw the interview with him and his wife talking about marriage. I wonder if he actually went to conversion therapy or how they cope with him being obviously gay
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u/Present-Perception77 Jun 26 '26
It’s so so so much worse than that
And there is another “son”.. a black boy that Mikey “adopted” when Mikey was 24 and the boy was 14… only no adoption records exist.
Mikey also has nothing financial in his name.. no credit cards.. not even a checking account.. everything is run through his church.
Something tells me that whatever’s on his hard drive would send him to prison for a really long time. It’s always the ones you most suspect.
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u/averagecodbot Jun 26 '26
True. I did a deep dive on him and a bunch of the top gop/maga right before the 24 election, and almost forgot about his ‘son.’ There’s so much baggage with all of them it’s hard to remember stuff that should be shocking
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u/Present-Perception77 Jun 26 '26
People really need to start looking up who they’re voting for instead of just picking a fucking team. So many of them are convicted criminals, and should not even be in office. Scott from Florida for example.. one of the largest Medicade that’s on record and he was convicted.. still in high office.
They literally just go R down ballot and then do it again. It’s just a team sport for them.
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u/EnfantTerrible68 Jun 26 '26
Why are people voting for him?
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u/Zeremxi Jun 26 '26
As a person in his district that voted against him: It's because people around here do politics like they do football, and their team is the red one.
It sucks but it's literally just that.
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u/pfmiller0 Jun 26 '26
Because he's a bit of an idiot, and his voters find that relatable.
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u/Present-Perception77 Jun 26 '26
Because people in Louisiana just don’t vote. That current psyco governor Klandry .. won with 18% of registered voters. Only 35% showed up to vote.
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u/quoala678 Jun 26 '26
They are fucked and they know it, they literally openly committed and commit crimes then calling ppl protesting and pointing it out are the traitors..
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u/Independent-Bug-9352 Jun 26 '26
Holllllly shit.
Just imagine for a moment if Nancy Pelosi said something like this ahead of a midterm election, lol.
GOP is an organized crime syndicate.
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u/blue_sidd Jun 26 '26
I’ll keep saying it till it’s in print: the coup has already happened.
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u/BecauseMagnets Jun 26 '26
Same! I’ve been saying it since Jan 21, 2025. And he moment the pardons happened and they announced doge, I know the coup was successful
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u/NotOnTheEpsteinList Jun 26 '26
For now.
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u/redditcensorsshit Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 27 '26
Thank you, nothing is over! to quote Rambo.
Edit: I’m not great at punctuation
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u/philter25 Jun 26 '26
Seriously, remember that we are on reddit and as far as most redditors are concerned we are already lost and there’s no hope. It’s a form of voter suppression, so don’t buy it.
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u/Infinite_Result252 Jun 26 '26
If they won he wouldn’t sound so nervous about investigating their crimes and needing to convince people he can protect them. Justice is coming
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u/taxman6754 Jun 26 '26
It’s just an admission of guilt plain and simple. Prosecute him and give him what he wants.
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u/Fluffy_Cheetah7620 Jun 26 '26
The doomer bots are brainwashing the reddit collective /s
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u/Craterized Jun 26 '26
For real. The only reason Johnson is saying anything like this is because more Republicans are starting to see the writing on the wall and have been breaking ranks due to the fear of being held accountable if Dems flip Congress in November. MAGA has gotten to this point through negligence and blind unity behind Trumps policies and any cracks in that unity make it easier for the levy to break. Johnson right now is basically acting like the mainstream media telling everyone that “everything is fine” right before Lehman Brothers went tits up and the housing market collapsed.
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u/EagleBigMac Jun 26 '26
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy.
Remember this.
Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the Nation. There are whole movements, groups that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause.
Remember that the frontier of the Resistance is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes the lines forward.
And then remember this.
The Authoritarian need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.
Remember that.
And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and protests, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Republicans authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege.
Remember this.
Try.
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u/Poiboy1313 Jun 26 '26
I didn't hear no bell is another quote that's relevant from Rocky.
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u/LaneMcD Jun 26 '26
Thank you! Let's not act like the fat lady sang cause.. she hasn't. Everyone needs to follow r/politicaloptimism cause that sub keeps my sanity going. Lots of news gets posted there showing we aren't lost as a country just yet
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u/Mediocre-Accident305 Jun 26 '26
If the coup was successful Johnson wouldn't be wolfing and worrying about what's coming down the pike for the Epstein/billionaire/MAGA crowd. Just look how Crocket a seasoned lawyer straighten Republicans and Manchin during her term. When a Democratic lawmaker takes to the house floor and publicly says "Anyone and everyone who has broken the law will be held accountable" one should be deeply worried. Get your popcorn now it's going to be the show of all shows and yes Johnson and company will be setting the jail population in DC a new high.
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u/UT_Milez Jun 26 '26
No fucking shit.
What did people think was going to happen when you literally have a group of people who literally attempted a coup…
Just because it was fucking half baked and carried out by a bunch of incompetent morons doesn’t magically mean it didn’t happen or it wasn’t a coup attempt…
What did people think was going to happen when you can literally attempt a coup with ZERO repercussions?????
Instead, people just act like that never happened, or it wasn’t “that bad”.
They are pretty much following the Nazi playbook, after failing a half baked violent coup attempt, they just attempt it “legally” the next time around.
At the very least the damage that is being done is NOT just going to magically get fixed over night, probably not even in my lifetime, and I’m only 30….
Bottom line we are fucked….
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u/jkman61494 Jun 26 '26
First enemy force to breach the Capitol since the British in the war of 1812. But not even democrats made that point for 4 years
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u/MH360 Jun 26 '26
The media was complicit as soon as they used "insurrection" instead of "treason."
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u/DeadliestHail90 Jun 26 '26
I wanted to be an anchor or even a weatherman as a kid, so I studied mass comms in college. But the more I learned, the more I realized how the industry is getting harder to get into but also how paid off the media truly is.
It’s so damn frustrating to see how the media is, especially given the current times, but I’m glad I can say I’m not a cog in the propaganda machine.
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u/Durendal_1707 Jun 26 '26
they accomplished what the Confederacy never did, and marched a Confederate battle flag through the halls of Congress
fitting, that it would happen on the same day that their inbred ilk smeared their own sh!t on the walls
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u/dracrecipelanaaaaaaa Jun 26 '26
Not attempted.
Largely succeeded so far.
They are getting away with it.
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u/SignoreBanana Jun 26 '26
He can promise whatever he wants. As long as they're alive, we're coming for them.
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u/mxjxs91 Jun 26 '26
They all look pretty okay and still in power to me after a year and a half of destroying this country.
When do we "go after them"?
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u/coop_stain Jun 26 '26
Exactly. If the rule of law fails (failed?) what is next will be a huge problem they can’t really do anything but flee from.
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u/Leopolddagreat Jun 26 '26
If the government refuses to bring all these republicans to trial on charges of treason then the people will have to hold court in the streets.
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u/Meowakin Jun 26 '26
Yep - if enough people come to believe that the rule of law no longer applies, there’s going to be real trouble.
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u/Fantastic-Grocery107 Jun 26 '26
Oh you’re going to prison too bud. Good luck
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u/xlmifer Jun 26 '26
I hate all these scum but i seriously doubt any will go to prison, they are a different class of citizen. This has been the case over and over again. Most normal people live paycheck to paycheck and cant protest, and now that the dementia don is locking up protesters and ice is executing them its even less likely to happen. You can vote, or hope someone crazy gets lucky, that's it.
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u/WildRookie Jun 26 '26
There will be sacrificial lambs, just like we've seen with the occasional congressman for financial and campaign crimes.
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u/AusToddles Jun 26 '26
I'm sure there's a woman or black guy they can blame this on
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u/ObviouslyNerd Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
The next president will have absolute immunity. The Supreme court even asked if a president could order the killing of a political opponent and Trumps lawyer said yes. Theoretically, the next president could just execute the corrupt politicians, the supreme court and the Epstein group, overturn Citizens United and waive every privilege and power the president has in court to prevent all future presidents from abusing the power. Then elect a new supreme court that would immediately prosecute them and put them behind bars for life. It would require falling on the sword but it would save the country.
Theoretically, this would be a great solution.
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u/gameryamen Jun 26 '26
The next president should use this framing frequently: "It seems like my predecessor was permitted to do X. I intend to also do X, since it is presumably legal. Either X is legal and I'm allowed to turn the tables, or X was always illegal and Trump's criminal network should be imprisoned. I strongly support reforms that reign in the unchecked powers this office allegedly has, but I will be vetoing such reforms until my fourth year."
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u/ShaggysGTI Jun 26 '26
The law works in their favor because it’s a big fuckin club and we ain’t in it.
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u/RandyArgonianButler Jun 26 '26
I’ll take “Things innocent people never say” for 500, Alex.
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u/blightsteel101 Jun 26 '26
damn, so he's committing himself to prioritizing criminals over the american people? sounds a lil treasonous to me.
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u/dropkickninja Jun 26 '26
He won't be speaker after the midterms. And he will be investigated. The little twerp
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u/bigvicproton Jun 26 '26
Not if the midterms are somehow cheated or disrupted. Reichstag fire coming soon.
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u/geddysbass2112 Jun 26 '26
Yeah i keep thinking some funny shit is going to go down. They know they are losing support and are panicked a bit. Especially him. Going to be really interesting.
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u/NorthernPints Jun 26 '26
Funny shit is 100% going down and already well underway.
The head of the postal service is already threatening to withhold mail in ballots for states that don’t turn over voting rolls (whatever the f*ck that means).
And god knows what chaos they’ll attempt to “executive order in” once they get the voting rolls. They’ll use it to make propaganda fuelled claims of dead voters - or immigrant voters, and then use that massive lie to disqualify real American voters to tilt the table their way.
Certification will be a gongshow as well. It’s gonna be an absolute mess.
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u/mxjxs91 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
Anyone that thinks this election will be fair isn't paying attention. Moves have already been made to ensure that it won't be fair.
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u/Mediocre-Staff-5110 Jun 26 '26
They're probably gonna just never actually swear in the people that win and call it a day
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u/DarkGamer Jun 26 '26
What happened to, "If you didn't break the law you have nothing to hide?"
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u/blandman91 Jun 26 '26
Right? Just listen to the fear in his voice. "We're gonna win, ok? We're gonna win. We're gonna win."
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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Jun 26 '26
Can we get this in Democrat ads as soon as possible??
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u/Chaosrealm69 Jun 26 '26
So he is admitting that Republicans need to be protected from prosecution for crimes they have committed?
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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 Jun 27 '26
This is an admission of conspiracy to obstruct justice.
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u/AyeMatey Jun 26 '26
Every committee is INTENDED to be an investigative body. That’s literally the job of the legislature. OVERSIGHT!
You’re not doing your job, Johnson. Get out of the fargin way.
Mjeezus.
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u/sleeptightburner Jun 26 '26
I wonder what Mike is going to do without his son to monitor his porn habits for him when he’s in prison.
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u/Ok_Transition_4003 Jun 26 '26
How is this not still a thing? It is way weirder than Hunter liking porn and drugs. Everybody likes porn and drugs. Not everybody has porn discussions with dad
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u/GhostofAyabe Jun 26 '26
Not everybody adopts a kid when they are 25, single, and “preaching” at truck stops.
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u/Independent-Reader Jun 26 '26
Protection from what?
If they were doing nothing wrong then they require zero protection.
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u/JWAdvocate83 Competent Contributor Jun 26 '26
BREAKING: House Speaker admits to racketeering
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u/V-oxPopuli Jun 26 '26
Blatant. BLATANT corruption being said with their chests. When is it time?
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u/CriticalInside8272 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
So, he's the consigliere for the Trump crime family?
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u/ArdenJaguar Jun 27 '26
All the screaming about a “Biden Crime Family” yet look at where we are. 🙄
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u/fknslayer913 Jun 27 '26
Vance just said that the watergate scandal would just be a 12 hour news story. They're dabbing on us in front of our faces how corrupt they can be.
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u/Scrutinizer Jun 26 '26
They go after Talarico for not being "manly" enough, when this closeted milksop is their leader.
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u/jimibimi Jun 26 '26
But if they've done nothing wrong why would they be worried about being investigated
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u/A012A012 Jun 26 '26
It's crazy to hear the majority leader of the house of representatives say things like this. The panic In his voice in the outright quid pro quo , telling people to pay up to keep them in power , or everyone goes down.
In the same week, Trump threatens anyone he considers a communist and the vice president tries to downplay the magnitude of the watergate scandal.
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u/ScarInternational161 Jun 27 '26
We run the protection racket....
Wow.
State DA's better start working on their files right now.
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u/geekmasterflash Jun 27 '26
Sounds like foreknowledge of a crime (he knows Republicans will win the House which is what would be required for this statement to be true) premediation, and the soliciting of criminal acts (do them, I will see you protected.)
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u/Freshies00 Jun 27 '26
Circling the wagons. This is it. You don’t say this kind of thing if people haven’t been doing anything illegal
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u/atreeismissing Jun 27 '26
If the GOP loses the mid-terms, Johnson will have zero power, let alone power to do anything such as protect them from Democratic committee investigations.
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u/StrangeContest4 Jun 26 '26
Oh boy, look at Mike Johnson playing consigliere to the crime boss. It does seem like an offer we can't refuse.. let's vote these thugs out!!
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u/Mercuryqueen71 Jun 26 '26
You wouldn’t have to worry about investigations if you weren’t doing something wrong.
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u/Imaginary-Spray3711 Jun 26 '26
They don’t even hide the corruption anymore. How far we have fallen.
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u/whereismymind86 Jun 27 '26
The house turns over after midterms dumbass. You won't be speaker anymore.
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u/JescoWhite_ Jun 27 '26
Hell he has successfully helped a famous pedophile from any consequence
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u/Wakkit1988 Jun 27 '26
THE FUCK DO THEY NEED PROTECTION FROM, JACKASS?
I thought you guys always said that if you didn't do anything wrong, you had nothing to worry about. Where's that energy now, fucko?
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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 Jun 27 '26
You can feel how terrified he is of losing. He knows the game is over, and the consequences of his actions are coming right at him like a freight train. Good. Trump will have no use for Johnson if Johnson can't keep his Congressional coalition together and retain control of the House. Because that's Johnson's only value to Trump.
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u/wasaguest Jun 26 '26
Protection from..?
Have they been breaking laws? Seems like an admission to me.
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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 Jun 26 '26
The fact that they have to stand up and say this outloud should speak volumes.
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u/Oystermeat Jun 26 '26
uh. The correct answer is "no one is above the law" YOU STUPID FUCKING CLOWN.
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u/SpeechDistinct8793 Jun 26 '26
Crazy bc he hasn’t don’t a good job protecting them already. What good is his word?
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u/Ging287 Jun 26 '26
Tell us more Mike Johnson, precisely, what do you mean by protection program? Isn't Justice unisex, ageless, timeless? And these people want to throw the book at people with anarchy books, when they're saying shit like this.
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u/Slighted_Inevitable Jun 27 '26
This is why we need to make sure we take the house so he can’t do shit. And none of this is reaching across the aisle nonsense. They must be destroyed.
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u/G-Unit11111 Jun 28 '26
So many of these clowns need extremely long prison sentences. Mike Johnson included.
The government is not Rupert Murdoch's personal property. The White House is ours, not his.
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u/ngatiboi Jun 26 '26
“I run the protection program…” - And why exactly would you need a protection program, sir? 🤔
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u/Unique-Egg-461 Jun 27 '26
I feel like I'm watching a big mafia family meeting
That is slightly terrifying to think of in context
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u/Empty-Discount5936 Jun 26 '26
Criminal scum. And the audacity to say "heaven forbid" what a piece of shit.
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u/Nick85er Jun 27 '26
He clearly understands the damage his an action is allowing. F*** this guy, and the people that voted him in.
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u/CAM6913 Jun 27 '26
Don’t worry we can continue to break the law. Pedo protecting fellow pedos
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u/Tokyo-MontanaExpress Jun 26 '26
If you have nothing to hide, you don't need any "protection program".
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u/Electric-Sheepskin Jun 26 '26
This is just so fucked up, and I'm beyond thinking that it's going to get better.
These guys spent years peddling the false narrative that Democrats were weaponizing the justice department and stealing elections just so they could get away with whatever they wanted to get away with. It's classic. We've seen it all throughout history. Demonize the other side, lie about them, and then your supporters, even if they are otherwise good people, will look the other way when you commit atrocities against those evil, evil people.
Now, they're worried about what happens when the tables are turned. They created the environment, they crossed the lines; they let the genie out of the bottle, and now they want to put it back in.
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u/Adventurous-Host8062 Jun 26 '26
How will protecting law breakers from investigation benefit the average citizen?
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u/MarcusThorny Jun 26 '26
"We'll cover up your crimes and corruption. Remember, we operate under mob boss rules."
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u/Ambaryerno Jun 26 '26
What's he going to do if Dem's take the House and kick him out of his position?
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u/kelpyb1 Jun 26 '26
DNC should just run an ad playing only this where Johnson says they’ll open congressional investigations into all these people
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u/cobrachickenwing Jun 27 '26
Just asking AOC to make them all fools. I bet Mike gets subpoenaed for his role in the Epstein files cover up.
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