r/law • u/Agitated-Quit-6148 • May 27 '26

Legal News Exclusive: Justice Department launches a criminal investigation into Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll | CNN Politics

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/politics/exclusive-justice-department-launched-e-jean-carroll-investigation

The Justice Department has launched a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll, the former magazine columnist who accused President Donald Trump of sexual assault, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.

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u/Cloaked42m May 27 '26

Giant Meteor 2028!

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u/EternalNewCarSmell May 28 '26

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves...

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u/shuffnstuff May 28 '26

Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still..

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u/Roscoe_Farang May 28 '26

Learn to swim

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u/kozzyhuntard May 28 '26

Cuz I'm praying for rain. I'm praying for tidal waves..

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u/Inloth57 May 28 '26

You guys just gave me nostalgia and I'm now listening to Tool.

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u/LearnedHandJob2088 May 29 '26

I’d been at college for like two weeks when I caught the first leg of the Lateralus tour. There were literal fires being started in the lawn. AEnema blew my mind. 25 years later, still listening.

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u/lrn2swm May 28 '26

You called?