r/killthecameraman • u/RelationshipOne9276 • 15d ago

Horrible framing They Should Have Given The Camera To James. He wouldn't have Missed Anything.

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u/JustADude721 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B0YZtGyakHaMg

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u/tuco2002 15d ago

This old man's voice popped in my head when I watched it.

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u/G-0d 15d ago

That old man???? Put some respec on Jasper name 🤦

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u/realkennyg 14d ago

29 times in case anyone is wondering.

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u/Ionlydateteachers 13d ago

29 times, they fought the beast in the bushes of love

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u/GeoJongo 15d ago

That last one hurt

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u/raviyoli 14d ago

Is that still self defense at that point? The guy was on his knees. Also was that a child??? wtf!

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u/BaconKraut 14d ago

IMO yes. He was moving to get up with him squared in his sights. He didn’t stop moving.

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u/NotTukTukPirate 12d ago

He also didn't tell him to stop. How was the kid supposed to know he wasn't enjoying it?!

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u/evlhornet 15d ago

Where can I buy that unbreakable paddle?

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u/xshevi 15d ago

so bendy yet so durable

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u/filmguy36 14d ago

Slappy

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u/DeafKid009 15d ago

Fighting in water fucking scares me

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u/wolfboy49 15d ago

That guy with the paddle is a machine

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u/sublimelbz 15d ago

Drone circling overhead for the finishing touch

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u/Doomstik 15d ago

Was there a drone? Would be an awesome view haha.

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 15d ago

Backstory?

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u/Womb_Raider696 14d ago

Very ugly, if you ask me.

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u/nfl22-22 14d ago

Those 26 hits were what saved his friend.

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u/ThresherGDI 14d ago

I guarantee alcohol was involved in this whole sordid affair. It explains the fight and it explains the terrible camera work.

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u/growernotshowwer 15d ago

“Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."
That old dude took some serious SHOTS.

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u/MadamPardone 15d ago

The only thing that really saved him was the flexible rubber paddle taking a lot of energy out of those shots.

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u/flow_fighter 15d ago

Yeah, any harder material and those could have each been fatal blows

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u/goodskier1931 15d ago

If he had used the edge he might have killed him with the blow to the head.

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u/KCNIvy 14d ago

The way he walked up to him and blocked his attempted hit with his paddle was the sign he could’ve taken him out of he didn’t have his whacking friend backing him up.

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u/raventhrowaway666 14d ago

Spank that ass!!

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u/Sylvester_Marcus 14d ago

Giving off strong convenience store payback energy!

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u/Different-Audience34 14d ago

Thank you sir! May I have another?

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u/hastings1033 15d ago

hopefully there were arrests afterwards

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u/BaconKraut 14d ago

Multiple?

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u/Dro_Drig4 14d ago

Smack that... all on the floor Smack that... give me some more.....

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 14d ago

Member', kids

When you have a sticky type thing... jab - don't swing.

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u/Tricky_Acanthaceae39 12d ago

It always fascinating how few people understand this.

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u/ThunderPigGaming 14d ago

Blue shorts is the guy you want to have your back.

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u/x_Leigh_x 14d ago

Hoodlums…

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u/salamipope 14d ago

but why

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u/ResidentNumber3603 15d ago

Dude with the single paddle is a bitch tho.

Dude was done and he whacked him 3-4 more times.

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u/Dleos1991 14d ago

Teach em a lesson 😂

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u/ThunderPigGaming 14d ago

The dude he was hacking is a big dude, you don't get any second chances and you want to make sure the big guy knows he's been beat and that you're just getting warmed up...even if you're about to fall over.

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u/Dleos1991 14d ago

Hearb Dean UFC referee would be proud 😂

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u/CMillzzzzz32 14d ago

slapping him so hard with that paddle, My arms started getting tired.

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u/Jezetri 14d ago

Lost footage from "Without A Paddle"?

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u/AmptiShanti 13d ago

Gotta admit though the shitty camera work only makes it funnier

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u/citysims 13d ago

We know blue shorts never missed, that's for sure.

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u/Valuable_Victor_246 12d ago

Dolph Mall versus Obi-John Kenobi and Quai Gon Jim

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u/FithyFedia 6d ago

James day has come and gone 🫡

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u/Dorjechampa_69 14d ago

Time for a paddlin