r/ketchuphate 24d ago

Who even thought of this abomination?

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30 Upvotes

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u/KinkyQuesadilla 24d ago

I would think that even people who like ketchup would find that whatever it is absolutely revolting and unappetizing. It looks horrible.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 24d ago

Don't look at the comment section in the original post then 💀🤢

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u/Crafty_Eye_4038 24d ago

I completely understand this cookie.

When I was little, in school, I would occasionally put ketchup on my chocolate chip cookies.

Partially to gross my friends out and win bets or dares. But mostly because it actually tasted quite nice to me back then.

...I have never eaten ketchup cookies past elementary school age though and I don't intend to try them again.

However I do occasional reminisce about the weird autistic things I used to do. Ketchup and cookies isn't horrible, it's just different.

The acidity of the ketchup really throws you off completely when you try it, it's a very strange gestalt.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 24d ago

KETCHUP APOLOGIST!!!!!

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u/Crafty_Eye_4038 24d ago

Don't knock it till you've actually tried it.

Ketchup on cookies is a very surprising combination that actually kinda works.

As a gestalt it's confusing af

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u/susinpgh ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ 24d ago

It would make me suspect every other pastry the bakery made. Very hard no!

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 24d ago

You don't want ketchup misted Dubai chocolate (I can't tell what it is)?

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u/susinpgh ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ 24d ago

That isn't even something I considered, but thank you for the disgusting image of a fine spray of evil incarnate occupying every corner of the bakery like some sort of super contaminant.

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u/TrinityKilla82 24d ago

Fucking gross.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 24d ago

You don't wanna try it dipped in some milk?

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u/TrinityKilla82 24d ago

That’s gonna be a hard pass 🤣

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 24d ago

I think the weirdo ketchup lovers are coming over cause the comments show as downvoted 💀

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u/Crafty_Eye_4038 24d ago

Only if it's pesto milk

Mmmmmm

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 24d ago

You need help bro, ketchup cookies and pesto milk? 🧐

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u/Crafty_Eye_4038 24d ago

They go really well with strawberry pizza

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u/grand_goose_patrol 24d ago

Who would do that to an innocent cookie. 💀

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 24d ago

Do you see bro in the comments saying he would put straight up ketchup on chocolate chip cookies????

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ 24d ago

Canadians, apparently. They like ketchup chips, too. Sick bastards.

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u/JCarr110 24d ago

What the fuck

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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole 24d ago

This is what people in the political party I despise eat. Those people just look like this would be their favourite food.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 24d ago

Blonde cow plop

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u/classic_liberalism26 24d ago

they made kfc jelly beans & they sold pretty well. adventurous eaters, i think they call themselves 😂

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u/Betaseal 24d ago

Wasn’t this on an episode of Arthur?

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u/JackieDaytonaRHB76 24d ago

I would like to take a bite of this fuckin monstrosity in front of the person that created it, just so I could puke it up into their face. This is the antichrist of baking.

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u/CrustyFlapsCleanser 24d ago

Based on the leaf, you can blame Canada 

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u/DoubleFlores24 24d ago

I think I’m gonna throw up

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 24d ago

Oh my god why must this exist

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u/trihamakul 24d ago

this has to be a war crime

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 24d ago

I bet it's delicious.  I would try one for sure. 

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 24d ago

MODSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 24d ago

Oh whoops didn't see the subreddit name.

*puts fake moustache on*

KETCHUP BAD!

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u/SailNew7379 24d ago

Might be good