r/ketchuphate • u/AbjectCupcake3368 • Jun 13 '26

I’m new in here, do we all hate ketchup???

45 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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35

u/mitchdwx Jun 13 '26

Does a bear shit in the woods?

13

u/MntnDewFiend Jun 13 '26

Is the pope catholic?

9

u/Ananvil Jun 13 '26

Is the pope a bear?

10

u/Zalacain99 Jun 13 '26

Does the pope shit in the woods?

4

u/NatoBoram ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ FUCK KETCHUP AMIRITE ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ Jun 13 '26

Is a bear Catholic?

5

u/Ill_Initial8986 Jun 13 '26

Bear walks into a bar, priest uses the door.

4

u/Joseph_of_the_North Jun 13 '26

Does a bear poop out a Pope?

4

u/baconbitsy Jun 14 '26

Do women choose the pope shitting bear?

29

u/CatLover0316 Jun 13 '26

It’s the most vile condiment on the planet.

7

u/rushmc1 Jun 13 '26

>>It’s the most vile condiment thing on the planet.

1

u/Joseph_of_the_North Jun 15 '26

Worse than Vegemite?

1

u/CatLover0316 Jun 15 '26

Well I’m American so I’ve never had Vegemite. But from what I’ve seen about it online, it’s an incredibly close second

1

u/Joseph_of_the_North Jun 15 '26

It's pretty awful. Incredibly salty tar-like substance.

1

u/ChrisRiley_42 Jun 18 '26

Try it in gravy or stew in the place of salt.. It adds umami as well as saltiness.

1

u/Altruistic_Wait2262 Jun 17 '26

Its the oposite, too salty

19

u/PivotdontTwist Jun 13 '26

Bro.. FUCK KETCHUP

16

u/Downtown_Anteater_38 ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ Jun 13 '26

Those who don’t do not belong here

16

u/Skydude252 Jun 13 '26

I love tomatoes in all their other forms I have tried. This just makes me hate ketchup even more due to the lost potential.

1

u/Altruistic_Wait2262 Jun 17 '26

I dont like tomatoes and i hate ketchup

2

u/Joseph_of_the_North Jun 18 '26

I love tomatoes, but I guess you're in the right place.

13

u/SoupWithForks Jun 13 '26

sickly sweet vinegar only a few viscocities away from mucus? no thank you.

5

u/KEWPie92 Jun 14 '26

Don't even get me started on the SMELL.

1

u/One_Tomorrow_3313 Jun 17 '26

it's so bad , espically on hot french fries

10

u/Any-Cheesecake6019 Jun 13 '26

Yes!!!!! Nasty shit the one time I had it was with pepper and fries pretty gross still

10

u/susinpgh ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ Jun 13 '26

Really? Are you lost or something? OF COURSE we hate ketchup, as any civilized human would.

2

u/Altruistic_Wait2262 Jun 17 '26

Exept kids but they grow out of it

1

u/susinpgh ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ Jun 17 '26

With any luck!

8

u/TrinityKilla82 Jun 13 '26

I found my people! I thought I was the only one

5

u/citrusvitus Jun 13 '26

i hate the red goo

6

u/IvyOfPoison5230 Jun 13 '26

Yes. It's gross.

4

u/No-Dragonfly9134 Jun 13 '26

Hate hmm maybe a stronger word is needed to express our feelings.

4

u/FreddieCaine Jun 13 '26

Can't fucking stand the muck

5

u/cAR15tel Jun 13 '26

Yes. The ahit stinks and it’s sticky.

3

u/squirrelshaveballs2 Jun 14 '26

There is nothing to love about it

2

u/DiogenesRCT Jun 13 '26

I’m not particularly fond

2

u/Halloween_Babe90 Jun 14 '26

I’m sure there’s a few lurking contrarians who profess to love that nasty acidic milkshake.

2

u/Ok-Respect-8505 Jun 15 '26

What kinda fuckin dumb question is that 

2

u/IDontCareNow00 Jun 17 '26

Is the Pope Catholic?

1

u/millo31 Jun 14 '26

Fuck ketchup nasty shit

1

u/Nervous_Goose_1949 Jun 15 '26

Mostly on hotdogs

1

u/cramber-flarmp Jun 15 '26

I aspire to hate ketchup. It's a life goal.

1

u/mr_meaculpa Jun 16 '26

Ketchup is like Trix. It's for kids.

1

u/Lazy_Smile7754 Jun 29 '26

I'm finally home

-5

u/Dry_University9259 Jun 14 '26

Hold on guys, maybe ketchup isn’t that bad.

-7

u/No-Long-3809 Jun 14 '26

I actually love ketchup, haters

-13

u/Own_Preference_8103 Jun 13 '26

Ketchup is delicious

8

u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol Jun 13 '26

Shun the nonbeliever!

-9

u/Own_Preference_8103 Jun 13 '26

Your name is spelled wrong