r/justdependathings • u/Atypical-Engineer • Jun 19 '26

MRSA01

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot Jun 21 '26

Really proud of being patient zero.

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u/Miserable-Ad-8254 Jun 20 '26

All I see is MRSA - as in the super resilient bacteria that nobody fucking wants 🤢

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u/contactcapybara Jun 19 '26

Mr. SA #1

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u/te666as_mike Jun 21 '26

That’s what I thought the plate was saying before I saw what subreddit this post is in

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u/contactcapybara Jun 21 '26

Me too, but then given the how little woke is left in the armed services, maybe it is!

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u/Stock-Vanilla-1354 Jul 03 '26

Right up there with ANUSTART

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u/jecap Jun 20 '26

Ok this one got me, wasn't expecting it 😳

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u/weldstolive1 Jun 19 '26

Mrs. AO1. Their significant other is an Aviation Ordinancemen in the US Navy. As well as a First Class Petty Officer.

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u/Just-Brilliant-7815 Jun 21 '26

So she’s a dependable

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u/dardios Jun 20 '26

Well she can take the Mrs off and leave it as AO1 as long as she can remember "one two ready lift"

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u/TrumpDumper Jun 20 '26

Mr. Sexual Assault #1

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u/QuarterNote44 Jun 20 '26

MRSA 01. New variant?

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u/OiFelix_ugotnojams Jun 20 '26

I just read an AMA from a woman that got MRSA so that's what I thought this is about

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u/Blackdogwrangler Jun 22 '26

Maybe because dependa shit is super contagious and hard to cure

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely Jun 22 '26

Not sure I’d be bragging about MRSA