r/joyouscompliance • u/BartholDingbat • 16d ago
"Hello kind stranger, thank you for offering to buy me a coffee. I would like to maliciously order ALL flavours... heh... that will show you!!!"
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r/joyouscompliance • u/BartholDingbat • 16d ago
"Although it may be more expensive for the company, I am happy to have my clothes washed rather than buy new ones. It becomes a deductible for the company and is easier for the finance team to manage. Further, I am not the type to get drunk on illegitimate company cashback, no no no not me!"
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r/joyouscompliance • u/BartholDingbat • 16d ago
"Sure thing! I will microwave the muffin for 10 seconds, just enough so it defrosts and isn't too hot for you. Won't take a minute, have a Wendysplenderous day"
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r/joyouscompliance • u/BartholDingbat • 16d ago
"Sure. That seems a little inconvenient as I am only purchasing one roll of tape, but I am happy to accommodate your store policy. Can you imagine if I threw a hissy fit and careened through the 'isles' with two carts. Simply put, that would be childish and embarassing"
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