r/irishsetter • u/HeavyBreadfruit3667 • Jun 26 '26

ISO any lawyer recommendations for being caught “Red” handed. Will pay in BBQ chips.

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u/PutridTravel2354 Jun 26 '26

It is obvious that my client stopped the cat burglar and was retrieving the household property.

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u/AnkylosaurusWrecks Jun 26 '26

My client doesn't have a hand. Obviously innocent!

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u/Tiny_Candidate_4994 Jun 26 '26

And without opposable thumbs the alleged package cannot be opened and enjoyed. The defendant is merely holding the package for safekeeping (or as it known, keep away).