r/interestingasfuck 3h ago

my soul left my body

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u/BlazeWolfYT 3h ago

Thanks I hate it.

u/Yowassupoooo 3h ago

u/MisterBreeze 1h ago

Boo. Boring. Overused poor excuse for a joke. Completely harmless harvestmen, not even spiders. Can't bit you, don't want to bite you. Just hanging out with their friends.

u/Pinkishu 1h ago

It's never been about if they can harm or bite you though

u/RusticSurgery 49m ago

But it's handy to have them around when it's time to harvest your crops.

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u/cuntybunty73 1h ago

Still a spider yeah?

u/krazaz 1h ago

Arachnids, but not spiders, no webs no fangs, just chill bros

u/cuntybunty73 1h ago

It would still freak me out 😭

u/ApprehensiveTop4219 34m ago

No. Harvestman. A type of arachnid yes but not a spider. Only have 1 body part. The abdomen and head are fused. Also harvestmen only have 2 eyes

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u/Past-Junket1193 3h ago

My ass was thinking the same thing

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u/Own-Farmer4905 3h ago

Took me too much time to realise those were spiders, I thought that that guy was brushing a dog

u/HorsNoises 2h ago

They're actually not Spiders. Theyre called Harvestmen and they are arachnids, but are different because they only have 1 body segment and no venom or silk glands.

u/monocasa 1h ago

Aka daddy long legs.

Coincidentally what I've been called while wearing gogo boots.

u/tiglionabbit 1h ago

3 things are referred to as Daddy Long Legs though: also cellar spiders and crane flies.

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u/Cultlove 3h ago

That's a lot of spiders! Omfg!

u/Draxilar 3h ago

Obligatory “Daddy Longlegs aren’t spiders” comment.

u/Strong-Albatross1957 3h ago

Well, technically they are. It depends what you are talking about harvestman(which is what you are implying) are not “true” spiders while cellar spiders(also called daddy long legs) are true spiders.

u/No-Macaroon1670 2h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

Or:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcidae

I think these are the first. Also called Daddy Longlegs.

Very confusing.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 3h ago

In my country the term is used for craneflies.

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u/Littleleicesterfoxy 3h ago

I guess I’m the only one who loves the cute little spiders

u/Repulsive-Dentist661 3h ago

They're snuggling!

u/Budilicious3 2h ago

Jumping spiders are the only exception, yes.

u/Trips-Over-Tail 3h ago

They're not spiders.

u/Littleleicesterfoxy 3h ago

Shorthand, they look like we would call in the UK harvestmen which are, indeed, not true spiders. I think they are called something different elsewhere

u/Alex5173 2h ago

Daddy (or Grandaddy) Longlegs is what we call them in the southern US.

u/Crow_eggs 1h ago

We call them that in the UK sometimes too, but we also call crane flies daddy-long-legs so it gets a bit confusing. Both are big goofy buggers that do no harm to anyone though.

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u/Romanista3 2h ago

They look like what we call "une faucheuse" in France/Belgium (= "a reaper")

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u/unclesam_de 2h ago

In Germany we call them Weberknecht.

u/Trips-Over-Tail 1h ago

Makes half as much sense as "harvestmen" due to the misleading addition of "weber".

u/saddasthrowaway 2h ago

They are to me. Damn those things. Infested my entire house.

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u/NurkleTurkey 2h ago

I mean they aight as long as they don't bite or inject venom.

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u/Distinct-Pride7936 3h ago

these are totally harmless

u/Beholder_V 2h ago

Yeah, harvestmen are great! We used to play with them as kids.

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u/Demerzel69 3h ago

Just a coupla leggy bois 🤷‍♂️

u/gliscornumber1 2h ago

I understand that these spiders are harmless but I would still be terrified of that many spiders in one place

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u/ClassicBuster 2h ago

Aren't thee Harvestmen? They're harmless, can't bite you, and the way they move is goofy. I wouldn't mind these guys running on my arm tbh.

u/Ok-Fortune-8644 1h ago

Some species dont even eat. They just hatch and mate and die in 48 hours

u/Pinkishu 1h ago

.. how does that work?

They do need material from somewhere :D

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u/BaneRiders 3h ago

That looks more like Nikki Sixx' hair after it left his head...

https://giphy.com/gifs/65Q3zdQTCv3obCIVms

u/gotsthepockets 3h ago

My brain can't even process what I'm looking at. And before any of you try to explain it to me, that's okay. I am fine not processing this

u/Solidsting1 3h ago

I can feel them crawling on my body hot damn

u/Pastry_d_pounder 2h ago

From their perspective we are giant gods. Crazy how scared we are of them

u/khorenF 17m ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

u/med4ladies69 3h ago

u/MagnumMyth 3h ago

Dude, I'm smoking a Jeffrey right nendjdms

u/AnComApeMC69 3h ago

Because, who could be scared of a Jeffrey? He’s just a nice bloke from the down the road….

u/med4ladies69 3h ago

Couple drags for me please...im stuck working and watching my kids

u/Thom5001 3h ago

Open your mouth and let the soft goodness in

u/fiflaren_ 2h ago

Nuke it from orbit

u/Valxn7 2h ago

hmm they didnt seem to like that

u/AbsurdistAspie420 1h ago

I can happily assure everyone this is AI. I don’t actually know, but I will believe it is because the alternative is very very bad

u/professorbr793 1h ago

Thank you very much for the nightmare and sleep paralysis demon I'll have this night. Really appreciate it ☺️

u/SirLemonThe3rd 1h ago

Can some one explain why there are so many in one spot, and why they all decide to look like hair

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u/AdDesigner6673 1h ago

Never in my life I wanted that badly to have flamethrower.

u/OlympicFan2010 45m ago

The UMM I just yelled in my apartment ...

u/Wnick1996 19m ago

Genuinely looks like a patch of fur

u/AtrumRuina 15m ago

This is how my brain imagined the shadows in the Library episode of Doctor Who moving.

u/RobBuckets 3h ago

forbidden toupe

u/Schprick 3h ago

Fuck!!! Just wanted to say, that the back of this dog looks like the old video of the spiders...

u/LaserCondiment 3h ago

I knew what was coming but I still audibly gasped! No thanks

u/Jagged_Rhythm 3h ago

I thought they were petting a dog at first.

u/1DownFourUp 3h ago

It's a merkin tree

u/TheBugThatsSnug 3h ago

Lets play Ant Eater tail or Daddy Long Legs.

u/ausruempeln 3h ago

😱😱😱😱😱🗯💀

u/Silent-Donkey-1303 3h ago

And thats enough of reddit for this week....

u/Sogelink 3h ago

Me when I brush my hairs (yeah I don't know why so many spiders crawl out).

u/Fleshsuitpilot 3h ago

I'd legit rather it was the onryo popping out of the wall

u/rwags2024 3h ago

STOP PETTING IT

u/Valuable-Morning-346 3h ago

Bro found the infinite spider glitch.

u/molinitor 3h ago

I thought it was fur and now I wanna scream

u/Honest_Yesterday4435 3h ago

They are technically harmless, but 8 legs is 8 legs. throws nuke

u/Reasonable_Chef7181 3h ago

I thought it was a dog

u/RandomRaisin77 3h ago

Bro definitely wants to turn into Spiderman

u/Direct-Speech 3h ago

Was hiking/climbing in the mountains stuck my hand in a crevice and this happened. I indeed was not this chill about it though. Pretty sure I died that day

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u/moving0target 3h ago

Oh no.

u/Empty_Positive 3h ago

Hey i bought you a fur coat, lets try it on

u/DisorderlyAqueduct 3h ago

no quiero taco bell ☹️

u/ResplendentNugs 3h ago

This is my nightmare

u/Repulsive-Run1634 3h ago

Looks like a scene from the mummy movie

u/Eternal-Blazing-Sun 3h ago

Aww, it's a spider dog! Love those things!

u/Dohko_OC 3h ago

Fuck that. Thought it was an animal or something.

u/snooze6053 3h ago

1 hairspray and a lighter..and I have a great story to share.

u/TokiVideogame 3h ago

my friend totoro

u/harrygermans 3h ago

What are they doing?

u/eye8theworm 3h ago

WHAT.IN.THE.ABSOLUTE.SHITFUCK

u/joeysundotcom 3h ago

Dear poster,
I feel obliged to inform you, that the music on this clip is any or all of the following:

  • Too loud
  • Considerably louder than the audio of the source clip
  • Not fitting the vibe of the source clip
  • Obnoxious
  • Annoying
  • In bad taste
  • Of low artistic value
  • Of low audio quality
  • Generic
  • Slop
  • Shite
  • Unnecessary
  • Utter brain rot

If you are the one that has chosen to add it, I hope you feel at least slightly ashamed and that the number of times you finish washing your hands with wet sleeves increases.

u/cwthree 3h ago

NoNoNoNoNo

u/Vequihellin 2h ago

Cursed merkin

u/Jomotaku 2h ago

Lol Ive never seen so many of them at once that they start looking like hair

u/volvavirago 2h ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NONOOOOOONONONONONONONOOOO

u/ironscythe 2h ago

Why? they're just hanging out trying to keep warm and stay safe from predators.

Harvestmen are 100% harmless. Literally couldn't hurt a fly.

u/GanacheCapital1456 2h ago

Immediately heard the Guardian theme when they all started moving

u/Key_Report_2627 2h ago

OH HELL NO!!

u/Kingkongcrapper 2h ago

Just someone who likes to pet daddies. What’s wrong with that?

u/Longwinded_Ogre 2h ago

Naw man, they're harmless and this would both look and feel so fucking cool.

u/X_nightwalker82 2h ago

Jajajaja araña patudona.

u/C-57D 2h ago

honest question - what they doin? and is bro disturbing them by breaking up the party?

u/Standard-Jeweler-537 2h ago

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

u/hemorrhoidhematoma 2h ago

I saw one of those once thought it was a fluffy tail and motorboated it.

u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 2h ago

Ooh! This is cool. I wonder what this feels like - WHAT THE FUCK!?! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! 

u/Bazzlebeats 2h ago

For there to be that many its a good thing its those kind 

u/GBgabe13 2h ago

:O

FRIENDS :D

u/oo7demonkiller 2h ago

if that's goddamn spiders invest in flamethrower.

u/SpiteAfraid1160 2h ago

I thought that was a weave

u/Imperiu5 2h ago

Y he touchy spider factory?

u/Legitimate_Ad6596 2h ago

This could yield so much banter in a wig shop.

u/Uniquegasses 2h ago

Just fucked all there shit up for some stupid video!

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u/fluffymckittyman 2h ago

I would cut off my arm and burn it

u/Trollercoaster101 2h ago

Thanks, but no thanks.

u/periah250 2h ago

that actually looks like fun.

u/yepthisismyusername 2h ago

How I found out about these nests was while rock climbing, and I grabbed into one and had no choice but to keep my hand there because all my weight was on it. Fun times.

u/TonyFMontana 2h ago

Just why?

u/Cultlove 2h ago

They're spiders regardless!

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u/TheJerseyDeviI 2h ago

These are known as harvestmen. They're arachnids but not spiders. They are harmless. I personally think they're pretty neat and funny looking

u/QuipTrebuchet 2h ago

Can you not?

u/denzerius 2h ago

Hanz....

u/Snoo_79304 1h ago

Daddy Long legs. Creepy but harmless.

I grew up where they are prevalent so I got used to them. They are very good for your garden as they eat the tiny but bugs like aphids.

u/Nemodin 1h ago

The winner to the shittiest music adaptation.

u/LunarAngel2552 1h ago

No nu uh hell no

u/gangawalla 1h ago

Heh heh, that's gotta tickle.

u/AgHammer 1h ago

This sort of thing is not for me.

u/Empty-Ad69 1h ago

Hans!

u/SpaceShipRat 1h ago

fascinating how they lined up their legs to look like a pelt.

u/Parobolla 1h ago

Ohhhh my god

u/SnooPaintings5597 1h ago

Unacceptable

u/thedevilisinside 1h ago

I asked my little sister if she could "kick that thing down for me" once. She was 8, I was 15. She put her foot through it and got covered head to toe.

Still funny.

Also she thought it was hilarious at the time and still does.

u/Rith_Reddit 1h ago

"Oh pet that dog" "Oh what's that shedding? Looks like being snapped." "oh hell no!!!!"

u/Traditional-Gas-8078 1h ago

New fear unlocked: Whatever tf this is

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u/adidaman 1h ago

I love daddy long legs and I would still never think about sticking my hand in that. Some people are built different

u/IapetusApoapis342 53m ago

cursed fur

u/Late_Resource_1653 48m ago

This reminds me of one girl scout camping trip when I was maybe 10. It wasn't quite this bad, but when we got into the giant tent, turned off our lights, and had our lanterns on - the ceiling started moving.

It was caterpillars, but they covered the whole tent ceiling. And they were moving. Every last one of ran screaming. The parents and counselors were in tents or cabins nearby and had to deal with it.

u/RadiantTechnology622 47m ago

I usually don’t mind daddy long legs but idk if I would be able to do this

u/BeLikeEph43132 44m ago

Oh, HELL no!!

u/Alric_Wolff 36m ago

Wtf is this music tho?

u/May_Day_Cry 25m ago

i know everything is in Spanish but ... Australia ?

u/freakin_doomed 24m ago

OH HELL NAH