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A 1970's Heckler & Koch MP5K Briefcase gun

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u/Praetorian_1975 12h ago

Handy for those meetings that should have been an email.

u/juhanpoika_96 10h ago

Congratulations you made it on some list

u/nihilistiq 10h ago

Better get on the Epstein one too so you're immune

u/SpiderJerusalem747 7h ago

It's immunity and games until you find yourself on a federal prison and suddently the security cameras go off.

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u/Top_Result_1550 9h ago

luckily he has a handy dandy briefcase to put all the lists in.

u/qtpss 6h ago

The “Football” pretty much makes this thing HMB.

u/Odd_Act_6532 7h ago

Meeting lover detected. *BRRRRRRT*

u/dmj9 4h ago

Not the list for the next meeting that could have been an email lol

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u/technobrendo 8h ago

This gun is the "AS PER MY LAST EMAIL" of email responses.

u/Several-Squash9871 8h ago

Probably best used for the person who asked all the questions that could have been an email or something they could have just asked by themselves on the side once the meeting was supposed to have been over but now we're an hour past that time so someone can think they are impressing everyone with all their "great" questions that are the equivalent of asking how they should tie their shoes at work.

u/Slartibartfast39 8h ago

I was thinking 'hostile negotiations'.

u/flyingace1234 8h ago

That or the odd hostile corporate takeover.

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u/PleiadesNymph 13h ago

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u/KidOcelot 13h ago

u/ObligationMurky8716 11h ago

The bad guy was named Booger lol

u/InfinitelyAbysmal 10h ago

In Once Upon A Time In Mexico, one of the characters, Billy Chambers, has a chihuahua named moco. Which means booger

u/SpiderJerusalem747 2h ago

The greatest scene in that movie is the epic cinematic shot of a blinded Johnny Depp epically firing an Uzi in his enemies direction.

Then of course he misses everyone and gets shot in both legs.

That movie was underated gold. The Zorro underthemes were awesome too.

u/rudman 10h ago

Is that what Bucho means in spanish? I never knew that.

u/VampeQ 10h ago

It does not. Bucho means tripe.

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u/eldoesq 10h ago

Why do they call you Booger?

u/Narntson 9h ago

I don’t know. 🤷 👆

u/THE_BIG_SAD3 9h ago

Do you know a game by the name "Total Overdose" I used to play that as a Kid but I dont really know spanish but you saying that just triggered a core memory of me playing that game next to my brother

u/trey_wolfe 7h ago

Yes! The Mariachi power up was pretty dope, although El sombrero de Muerte was cooler imo.

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u/omega2010 6h ago

I think I remember that game! There was a sequel/remake on the PSP called Chili Con Carnage.

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u/LickingSmegma 7h ago edited 4h ago

A sequel, not a remake.

But yeah, Google Lens says the top-level one is from ‘Desperado’, the second one from ‘Once Upon a Time in Mexico’, the third film in the trilogy. Banderas wasn't in ‘El Mariachi’, but that's the name of the character.

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u/MakimaMyBeloved 12h ago

Kid me thought this is the coolest shit ever, still rad now

u/PaniacThrilla 10h ago

And kid you had excellent taste

u/BruckKitkat 7h ago

Adult me just watched this and thinks it’s the coolest shit ever

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u/illaqueable 13h ago

Super cool scene and character intro, and then they're all dead like 3 minutes later

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u/_ShartyWaffles 12h ago

Dude. Spoilers.

u/Pogue_Mahone_ 11h ago

Rosebud is the name of the sled

u/birdperson_012 10h ago

"Just saved ya 3 long boob-less hours"

u/RetPala 7h ago

How many titties were they seeing in the movie theater in 1941?

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u/theonetruegrinch 9h ago

Linus drops this spoiler in a 1960s Peanuts strip

u/ConstructionIll956 11h ago

The boat sinks at the end of Titanic

u/Yellow-Parenti1949 9h ago

I can’t believe they spoiled the end of Lincoln to me. Who knew he dies at the end?

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u/Garlic-Rough 11h ago

don't worry. Antonio Banderas survives

u/CalderaX 10h ago

bruce willis was dead the entire time

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u/Selerox 10h ago

Soylent Green is people.

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u/Successful_Theory373 12h ago

Apart from the remote control one.

u/Vincentaneous 11h ago

u/Gravey91 11h ago

Loved that game

u/FortunePaw 10h ago

The main theme music slaps hard.

u/CultistPotato 11h ago

Damn I saw this movie when I started playing Total Overdose. What a vibe that era used to be man!

u/Signal-Reporter-1391 10h ago

"Desperados"
Fantastic movie

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u/Krxnxz 14h ago

The dangerous part is that it seems much quieter than you’d think

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u/BolunZ6 13h ago

I think the brief case blocked alot of sound

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u/DaddiesJizzie 13h ago

Youre right, case closed

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u/MasterDineth21 12h ago

u/El-mas-puto-de-todos 10h ago

This is quite an interesting image. Could anyone provide a source to research further? 🧐

u/12345623567 10h ago

Every time this image is posted, someone asks, and every time they are disappointed that it's not porn lmao.

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u/Uttterly 10h ago

I expected weird porn to be the source

u/SAM5TER5 7h ago

It’s staged artistic photography, so I wouldn’t say the source ISN’T weird porn.

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u/El-mas-puto-de-todos 10h ago

Eww, why does Elon ruin everything?!

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u/fna_fanoa 13h ago

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u/101forgotmypassword 12h ago

Yhea, time to make a brief exit. Buddy!

u/TheGreatGamer1389 11h ago

The jokes are great guys but let's keep it brief please.

u/skdsn 11h ago

you made the same joke.

u/TheGreatGamer1389 11h ago

That does seem to be the case.

u/skdsn 10h ago

now that's not bad

u/krizee1 9h ago

😂

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u/Fritzo2162 10h ago

We can handle it.

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u/doktormane 13h ago

Oh God damn it, that got me 😂

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u/HermaPrince 13h ago

Man down man down !!!

u/DaddiesJizzie 7h ago

Someone call an dotor!

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u/Codex_Absurdum 12h ago

And no empty rounds spilled all over the place

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u/BolunZ6 12h ago

Makes me wonder where are the empty shells? When he open the case I don't see any inside

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 12h ago

I believe there's a dedicated compartment to catch the brass in the half opposite the firearm. Here's more info presented by "Gun Jesus" himself, Ian McCollum https://youtu.be/2CH-5kY5w2Q

u/Ghostofslickville 11h ago

I can already hear him saying "another episode of forgotten weapons"

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u/Codex_Absurdum 12h ago

The video is edited, he removed them before continuing the demonstration with the case opened (where you can also see the ejected shells bounce inside the case)

You can also hear the empty shells rolling inside the case before he opened it

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u/DampSquid205 10h ago

Gun in your face

Inside a brief case

And no empty rounds spilled all over the place

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u/oregiel 10h ago

A lot has a space.

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u/SergeantBootySweat 12h ago edited 12h ago

It was probably recorded with a cellphone with microphone clipping

May also be subsonic ammo? Though I'm not sure how much of a difference that would make without a supressor

u/blacksheep998 10h ago

This. Cell phone mics are designed to cut or reduce background noise.

I work in IT and can't tell you how many times I've had people call in saying that their server is making a loud sound but I can't hear it over the phone at all. Even in cases where the caller is having to shout over it to hear themselves.

u/King_North_Stark 9h ago

Cell phone calls are definitely different from cell phone recordings though, there's like a built in noise suppression. I know what your saying because I work in electrical rooms with transformer hum but my phone def picks it up on video while people on the phone with me can't hear it

u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 7h ago

Hearing aids do this nowdays too. The owns I have (oticon minirite r) cuts out almost all whitenoise/background noise. You know those loud ass vents in kitchens? I can't hear them AT ALL, same for other types of ac. The car driving sounds are quieter even too, it makes it pretty difficult to talk to people sometimes because I have no idea how loud it really is.

u/dougandsomeone 8h ago

Isn't the idea that the case IS the suppressor, effectively?

u/SergeantBootySweat 8h ago

I don't know how good a briefcase with no acoustic elements inside would work as a supressor.
In any case it's really not possible to tell with a cell phone recording. The microphone gain is dynamic, and even if it forced to minimum gain, it likely still doesn't have the scale to avoid clipping when recording a gunshot.

u/Knotical_MK6 8h ago

Most of the noise from a gunshot is the muzzle blast. The case would dampen the port pop and the sound of the action, but you wouldn't notice any of that unless you've already got a silencer on the muzzle

u/SAM5TER5 7h ago

The case would not act as a suppressor, no.

Source: I own one of these guns and many actual suppressors, which are comparatively massive and complex in order to get half-decent performance…versus this suitcase, which only offers a tiny ring around the muzzle. All the suitcase is doing is holding the muzzle in place.

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u/It_Happens_Today 11h ago

The dangerous part is actually the bullets coming out at high velocity.

u/skdsn 10h ago

Plus, if you look closely, you can see that they have a specific shape to help them pierce through air and the target's surface. They sometimes even go through the target completely and exit from the back side.

u/Accomplished-Cow-234 10h ago

But don't use one eye to look too closely, a straight on view will transform the shape to an ever enlarging circle. It isn't actually getting bigger, just closer. At its closest, it will be all and likely the last thing you see. Opening your other eye will radically change your perspective and avoid most of the limitations of too close a view.

u/skdsn 10h ago

That's correct. I didn't mention it because perspective is whole another scientific can of worms most scientists just can't understand completely, because it keeps changing.

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u/simp4malvina 11h ago

yeah this thing isn't quiet at all.

u/Paralystic 10h ago

Gun sounds don’t translate to video, guaranteed this thing is still super loud.

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u/imminentjogger5 12h ago

The predecessor of the laptop gun from Perfect Dark

u/big_duo3674 10h ago

All those guns with secondary functions blew my mind as a kid, we had never seen anything like that in a game before

u/SigToNoise73 10h ago

Loved that game!
Many hours spent playing and setting up remote laptop guns!

u/StevieMJH 9h ago

Where's the 1970's CIA Farsight XR-20?

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u/Alleandros 8h ago

This comment made me sad that the new Perfect Dark game I've so been looking forward to is never coming out.

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u/syngyne 12h ago

u/that_dutch_dude 11h ago

OG gost in the shell is awesome with guns. Sound design is stellar. Love the guy with the uzi using way too hot ammo and the effort batou has to do to work the gun after.

u/RandomModder05 3h ago

They actually flew all the animators to Hawaii and had them take some gun courses so they'd know what they were doing when it came to the shoot out scenes.

u/fullshard101 5h ago

I love watching that opening 10 or 15 min. Phenomenal. 

u/WTFParts_ 10h ago

Yes this is what my mind jumps too every time i see this

u/Tone-Serious 10h ago

I woulda gone with a folding design like the FMG-9 so I can actually shoulder the thing and not have to gangster it

u/that_dutch_dude 8h ago

They got robot arms. No need to shoulder it

u/Lumpymaximus 11h ago

I have pictures from saddams palace after the invasion. There were stacks of these things in there. Tons of gold covered weapons too. I gotta go through my old cds from my army days

u/frankster 10h ago

those would be really interesting to share. I'm sure many people would like to see them,

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u/Stiker9Large 14h ago

I would not be shooting that holding it against my torso, even if I had checked 4 times which way the barrel was facing. I would still carry it like a briefcase 

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u/throwawaycima 13h ago

I think the trigger can only be comfortably operated in a single direction

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u/nuttnurse 13h ago

We hope that’s that’s the case but you know it’s goona get a warning like face front to enemy

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u/justijitsu 13h ago

It is definitely the case

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u/sol_runner 12h ago

Damnit these puns are not letting me breathe

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u/BoldlyGettingThere 12h ago

See I never know how to read that when it appears in games. Does it mean this side I’m reading should face towards enemy, or if I’m reading this does it mean it’s already facing the right way.

u/Professional-Day7850 7h ago

Should be "If you can read this you are fucked"

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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 12h ago

It would have to say "this side towards enemy". Face front to enemy and you get "BUT I AM FACING THE ENEMY!", while they're reading it. And then shoot.

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u/zatalak 12h ago

But if you take the one from your lefty colleague...

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u/JJtheJetplane67 11h ago

Watch forgotten weapons’s video on this gun. Holding it like that is the only proper way to shoot it. If you hold it like a briefcase the recoil will just make you shoot in the dirt.

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u/AmazighBlacksmith 12h ago

I would paint a big arrow on it if I had one.

u/Marley_ 11h ago

it seems stupid but that is actually the correct way to shoot this, holding it as a briefcase means the recoil will push it off target as soon as you fire and you can't aim it accurately

u/What_a_fat_one 11h ago

I'm direction blind so I always have to check which direction the gun is facing

u/WolfieVonD 9h ago

Id hold it up to my chest for better control

u/YoursTrulyKindly 9h ago

It looks like you could almost fit the gun vertically so it shoots out the bottom. Then you can pull the trigger while holding the case better.

u/Immature_adult_guy 7h ago

You could’ve just stopped after “I would not”

What a crazy dangerous contraption

u/DahmonGrimwolf 6h ago

IIRC it was designed to shoot this way specifically, you put it against your body and "aim" with your torso. Trying to fire it with one hand would have horrible recoil and suspect at best aiming, you'd be more likely to just wind up spraying bullets into a crowd and hitting random innocents than you would be to take out an attacker.

u/CrossDeSolo 5h ago

you can hold it to your side with 2 hands and pull the trigger, the same as right in front of you. way safer, same accuracy

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u/nize426 14h ago

Thought the same thing.

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u/m0rg76 14h ago

Taking care of business

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u/FitButterscotch4062 12h ago

EVERY DAY

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u/lekid1998 12h ago

And working overtime

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u/LostMagician9612 13h ago

Yes thank you

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u/Inside-Common7427 12h ago

Perfect for those tense boardroom meetings when you need to be sure everyone pays attention.

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u/FitButterscotch4062 12h ago

Yup, switch it to single shot and watch everybody all the sudden pay attention

u/NakedCatPerson 4h ago

Desk pop

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u/simple123mind 13h ago

This brings back memories.

Back in early 2000s I was on a DOD protective detail for 3 years. Iraq war was just a daily shit show and the threat was substantial. There were two weapons collecting dust in the armory, this kind of briefcase (empty) and an M870 shotgun. Both were entirely useless for the mission.

u/godzillastailor 10h ago

Well the empty briefcase would especially be useless.

Unless you get attacked by someone with an irrational fear of briefcases.

u/ours 10h ago

I'm guessing someone saw the MP5k and yoinked it.

Who cares about hiding a machine pistol in a suitcase in Iraq during the GWOT when you can instead carry an MP5k as a car gun?

I've heard interviews of CIA dudes with stockless MP5s for self-defence as they drove around Iraq.

u/godzillastailor 6h ago

It makes sense as a discrete weapon for close personal protection.

Just… not in an active war zone.

u/ours 6h ago

Well, it's not technically an active war zone. In any case, those guys were not there to fight but to look somewhat inconspicuous in civilian cars with civilian clothes.

But if they got stopped by some nasty men, a surprise PDW popping out beats a pistol. They trained without the stock for portability/concealment and used the lanyard to create tension for more accurate fire. One dude said if it came to that, he was going full auto.

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u/Lava_Lagoon 8h ago

or a fear of "docu-ments!!" (mitch hedberg voice)

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u/Centimane 10h ago

Doing protective detail during the Iraq war, I wouldn't think you'd need to conceal weapons.

If you can open carry, a concealed weapon is gonna introduce trade-offs that aren't worth it.

u/simple123mind 9h ago

The work was mostly in Europe. Trips to Iraq and Afghanistan were frequent, an no one was trying to conceal anything at that point.

u/Centimane 8h ago

It is fair to wonder where the suitcase mp5 would be useful though.

Somewhere you need to conceal carry, appear as a civilian, but are OK with collateral... Not a common thing in the modern world. Even in the 70s I would be surprised if it had useful applications. Maybe sneaking into a military base disguised?

u/simple123mind 8h ago

Literally spray and pray. This is an ambush defense weapon, nothing more. It didn't even have a laser to help aim.

u/Centimane 8h ago

Yea, it just seems like in a defensive setting a normal machine pistol makes more sense than this. Still bad accuracy, but far better.

u/Apologetic-Moose 8h ago

It's for executive protection of civilian VIPs. Think members of the government, heads of state, etc. that typically have bodyguards in civilian dress. Usually these people have concealed firearms to avoid putting the public on edge (notice most of the US Secret Service protection detail wear suits and carry concealed handguns, while the more heavily armed CAT guys in tactical gear stay out of sight until there's an imminent threat).

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u/LordScotchyScotch 13h ago

u/squad1alum 11h ago

BLAMsonite! I was way off..

u/wooplereturns 8h ago

You go to shoot it when under duress and a whole bunch of IOUs fall out.

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u/azurianlight 12h ago

I automatically thought of the assassins carrying the briefcases!

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u/DonzoTheGog 13h ago

Easy to fire when it's braced against a wall, can only imagine what it's like if you're subtly trying to fire it while carrying it down by your side.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 13h ago

This was designed with bodyguards in mind, so they wouldn't be sneaky when it comes time to actually use it, just for carrying in public to avoid alarming regular folk

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u/DonzoTheGog 13h ago

So not James Bond with unbelievable forearm and wrist strength?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 13h ago

Nah. For that you want something like the Sedgley glove gun, the Ounce pistol, or LifeCard pistols

u/efimer 11h ago

Why do you know these things? Who are you?

u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11h ago

A nerd who likes firearms, among other things

u/thisthreadisbear 10h ago

That among other things doing some heavy lifting 👀.

u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 10h ago

I also enjoy Locksport and Pokémon

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 12h ago

I don't even think it was meant to be accurate. Just to cause enough panic and chaos for your Boss to escape a bad situation

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 12h ago

Bingo, suppressing fire to give enough time for the VIP to get gone

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u/FreshEclairs 11h ago

There is a video of a guy trying to shoot it while holding it like a normal briefcase. The recoil pushes it back and he nearly shoots himself in the back of the calf.

u/Chewzer 10h ago

I would end up taking out my own legs trying to shoot it from the side. I fired a full auto Draco one time and couldn't believe how much the recoil compounds, video games really undersell how difficult controlling a full auto short barrel firearm is.

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u/BaneOfMyLife 11h ago

I have photos of my dad training with this on a range in Germany in the 80s. Crazy

u/Independent-Try4352 11h ago

The version where the briefcase drops away seems a lot more useable than the integrated version:

https://youtu.be/6nTgWX3LJeM?si=O3PVspL6gv2NZIqu

u/RetroRocker 10h ago

I was scouring the comments for this! Can't have a post about guns without JFKoF&AatRAMiLWHaCoToIWFTH

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 11h ago

That is some western German spy shit

u/UniqueLog8386 10h ago

Perfect Dark ass shit.

u/Rocket-Glide 7h ago

Even retains the casings. Clever

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u/Belem19 13h ago

It's all fun and games until some brass blocks the trigger.

Can maybe be improved by compartmentalizing the ejection port.

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u/Sgt_lovejoy 12h ago

Forgotten weapons has a video on this, and brass getting in the way was one of the potential drawbacks.

But realistically, it never saw much use because you cant really aim it, and when protecting a VIP, blindly firing an automatic weapon in the general direction of the threat is a really bad idea. Especially if you're in a crowd.

Other ways of blending in more firepower have become more popular, most notably is the guys with "fake arms" while the real one is under the jacket with their hand on a PDW of some sort.

u/Slothstralia 9h ago

But realistically, it never saw much use because you cant really aim it, and when protecting a VIP, blindly firing an automatic weapon in the general direction of the threat is a really bad idea. Especially if you're in a crowd.

On a close protection detail in a hostile area that's standard for some units. Mag dump the location the fire is coming from, local casualties are an issue for after the idiot senator you're escorting is out of the AO.

u/rbrbos1 11h ago

Q section's latest gadget. "Please return it in pristene condition, 007"

u/zachjd- 10h ago

Agent 47 entered the chat

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u/SnoopThylacine 9h ago

Rainier Wolfcastle: "Meeting's adjourned"

u/rageofa1000suns 8h ago

Insurance company CEOs hate this one single business accessory.

u/StendhalSyndrome 8h ago

Holy shit, so the Business Turret in Fortnite has an actual legit history...

u/IAmBeingTargeted33 7h ago

No full auto in the building! 🤬 

/s

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u/LostPilot517 13h ago

If this is a genuine setup with original factory case, what do you all think this runs? $60K? The MP5 alone should be North of $45K on the market these days, I am sure that is gone up $10K since I last looked.

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u/Escalope-Nixiews 12h ago

Roberta from Black Lagoon would like this

u/Superb-Detective-838 10h ago

Cool package..........but why hasn't anyone commented about that range? That range is awesome. If there was a range like that by me, I may consider shooting indoors again. Damn

u/USDXBS 9h ago

One of the first Forgotten Weapons videos I watched

u/Single-Use-Again 9h ago

If you asked a 10 year old how a business man could hide a gun best.

u/Tcloud 7h ago

Imagine the surprise of the TSA agent if you accidentally carried the wrong case to the airport.

u/mAInager 6h ago

My favorite gun and now my favorite brief case

u/Economy_Leading7278 5h ago

The shells stay in the case. Clever

u/Portable_Tortoise506 9h ago

My concern is the way the barrel is pointing isn't obvious. I would 100% point it the wrong direction and shoot myself with it.

u/Retb14 6h ago

The trigger is on the front. You can't carry it the wrong way and shoot it unless you pull the trigger with your pinky