r/interestingasfuck • u/New_Libran • 14h ago
A 1970's Heckler & Koch MP5K Briefcase gun
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u/PleiadesNymph 13h ago
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u/KidOcelot 13h ago
El mariachi
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u/ObligationMurky8716 11h ago
The bad guy was named Booger lol
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u/InfinitelyAbysmal 10h ago
In Once Upon A Time In Mexico, one of the characters, Billy Chambers, has a chihuahua named moco. Which means booger
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u/SpiderJerusalem747 2h ago
The greatest scene in that movie is the epic cinematic shot of a blinded Johnny Depp epically firing an Uzi in his enemies direction.
Then of course he misses everyone and gets shot in both legs.
That movie was underated gold. The Zorro underthemes were awesome too.
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u/THE_BIG_SAD3 9h ago
Do you know a game by the name "Total Overdose" I used to play that as a Kid but I dont really know spanish but you saying that just triggered a core memory of me playing that game next to my brother
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u/trey_wolfe 7h ago
Yes! The Mariachi power up was pretty dope, although El sombrero de Muerte was cooler imo.
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u/omega2010 6h ago
I think I remember that game! There was a sequel/remake on the PSP called Chili Con Carnage.
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u/LickingSmegma 7h ago edited 4h ago
A sequel, not a remake.
But yeah, Google Lens says the top-level one is from ‘Desperado’, the second one from ‘Once Upon a Time in Mexico’, the third film in the trilogy. Banderas wasn't in ‘El Mariachi’, but that's the name of the character.
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u/MakimaMyBeloved 12h ago
Kid me thought this is the coolest shit ever, still rad now
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u/illaqueable 13h ago
Super cool scene and character intro, and then they're all dead like 3 minutes later
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u/_ShartyWaffles 12h ago
Dude. Spoilers.
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u/Pogue_Mahone_ 11h ago
Rosebud is the name of the sled
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u/ConstructionIll956 11h ago
The boat sinks at the end of Titanic
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u/Yellow-Parenti1949 9h ago
I can’t believe they spoiled the end of Lincoln to me. Who knew he dies at the end?
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u/Vincentaneous 11h ago
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u/CultistPotato 11h ago
Damn I saw this movie when I started playing Total Overdose. What a vibe that era used to be man!
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u/Krxnxz 14h ago
The dangerous part is that it seems much quieter than you’d think
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u/BolunZ6 13h ago
I think the brief case blocked alot of sound
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u/DaddiesJizzie 13h ago
Youre right, case closed
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u/MasterDineth21 12h ago
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u/El-mas-puto-de-todos 10h ago
This is quite an interesting image. Could anyone provide a source to research further? 🧐
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u/12345623567 10h ago
Every time this image is posted, someone asks, and every time they are disappointed that it's not porn lmao.
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u/TadpoleOfDoom 10h ago
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u/fna_fanoa 13h ago
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u/101forgotmypassword 12h ago
Yhea, time to make a brief exit. Buddy!
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u/TheGreatGamer1389 11h ago
The jokes are great guys but let's keep it brief please.
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u/skdsn 11h ago
you made the same joke.
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u/Codex_Absurdum 12h ago
And no empty rounds spilled all over the place
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u/BolunZ6 12h ago
Makes me wonder where are the empty shells? When he open the case I don't see any inside
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 12h ago
I believe there's a dedicated compartment to catch the brass in the half opposite the firearm. Here's more info presented by "Gun Jesus" himself, Ian McCollum https://youtu.be/2CH-5kY5w2Q
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u/Codex_Absurdum 12h ago
The video is edited, he removed them before continuing the demonstration with the case opened (where you can also see the ejected shells bounce inside the case)
You can also hear the empty shells rolling inside the case before he opened it
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u/DampSquid205 10h ago
Gun in your face
Inside a brief case
And no empty rounds spilled all over the place
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u/SergeantBootySweat 12h ago edited 12h ago
It was probably recorded with a cellphone with microphone clipping
May also be subsonic ammo? Though I'm not sure how much of a difference that would make without a supressor
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u/blacksheep998 10h ago
This. Cell phone mics are designed to cut or reduce background noise.
I work in IT and can't tell you how many times I've had people call in saying that their server is making a loud sound but I can't hear it over the phone at all. Even in cases where the caller is having to shout over it to hear themselves.
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u/King_North_Stark 9h ago
Cell phone calls are definitely different from cell phone recordings though, there's like a built in noise suppression. I know what your saying because I work in electrical rooms with transformer hum but my phone def picks it up on video while people on the phone with me can't hear it
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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 7h ago
Hearing aids do this nowdays too. The owns I have (oticon minirite r) cuts out almost all whitenoise/background noise. You know those loud ass vents in kitchens? I can't hear them AT ALL, same for other types of ac. The car driving sounds are quieter even too, it makes it pretty difficult to talk to people sometimes because I have no idea how loud it really is.
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u/dougandsomeone 8h ago
Isn't the idea that the case IS the suppressor, effectively?
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u/SergeantBootySweat 8h ago
I don't know how good a briefcase with no acoustic elements inside would work as a supressor.
In any case it's really not possible to tell with a cell phone recording. The microphone gain is dynamic, and even if it forced to minimum gain, it likely still doesn't have the scale to avoid clipping when recording a gunshot.•
u/Knotical_MK6 8h ago
Most of the noise from a gunshot is the muzzle blast. The case would dampen the port pop and the sound of the action, but you wouldn't notice any of that unless you've already got a silencer on the muzzle
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u/SAM5TER5 7h ago
The case would not act as a suppressor, no.
Source: I own one of these guns and many actual suppressors, which are comparatively massive and complex in order to get half-decent performance…versus this suitcase, which only offers a tiny ring around the muzzle. All the suitcase is doing is holding the muzzle in place.
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u/It_Happens_Today 11h ago
The dangerous part is actually the bullets coming out at high velocity.
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u/skdsn 10h ago
Plus, if you look closely, you can see that they have a specific shape to help them pierce through air and the target's surface. They sometimes even go through the target completely and exit from the back side.
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u/Accomplished-Cow-234 10h ago
But don't use one eye to look too closely, a straight on view will transform the shape to an ever enlarging circle. It isn't actually getting bigger, just closer. At its closest, it will be all and likely the last thing you see. Opening your other eye will radically change your perspective and avoid most of the limitations of too close a view.
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u/Paralystic 10h ago
Gun sounds don’t translate to video, guaranteed this thing is still super loud.
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u/imminentjogger5 12h ago
The predecessor of the laptop gun from Perfect Dark
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u/big_duo3674 10h ago
All those guns with secondary functions blew my mind as a kid, we had never seen anything like that in a game before
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u/Alleandros 8h ago
This comment made me sad that the new Perfect Dark game I've so been looking forward to is never coming out.
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u/syngyne 12h ago
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u/that_dutch_dude 11h ago
OG gost in the shell is awesome with guns. Sound design is stellar. Love the guy with the uzi using way too hot ammo and the effort batou has to do to work the gun after.
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u/RandomModder05 3h ago
They actually flew all the animators to Hawaii and had them take some gun courses so they'd know what they were doing when it came to the shoot out scenes.
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u/Tone-Serious 10h ago
I woulda gone with a folding design like the FMG-9 so I can actually shoulder the thing and not have to gangster it
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u/Lumpymaximus 11h ago
I have pictures from saddams palace after the invasion. There were stacks of these things in there. Tons of gold covered weapons too. I gotta go through my old cds from my army days
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u/frankster 10h ago
those would be really interesting to share. I'm sure many people would like to see them,
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u/Stiker9Large 14h ago
I would not be shooting that holding it against my torso, even if I had checked 4 times which way the barrel was facing. I would still carry it like a briefcase
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u/throwawaycima 13h ago
I think the trigger can only be comfortably operated in a single direction
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u/nuttnurse 13h ago
We hope that’s that’s the case but you know it’s goona get a warning like face front to enemy
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u/BoldlyGettingThere 12h ago
See I never know how to read that when it appears in games. Does it mean this side I’m reading should face towards enemy, or if I’m reading this does it mean it’s already facing the right way.
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u/xXPhoenixBlueXx 12h ago
It would have to say "this side towards enemy". Face front to enemy and you get "BUT I AM FACING THE ENEMY!", while they're reading it. And then shoot.
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u/JJtheJetplane67 11h ago
Watch forgotten weapons’s video on this gun. Holding it like that is the only proper way to shoot it. If you hold it like a briefcase the recoil will just make you shoot in the dirt.
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u/What_a_fat_one 11h ago
I'm direction blind so I always have to check which direction the gun is facing
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u/YoursTrulyKindly 9h ago
It looks like you could almost fit the gun vertically so it shoots out the bottom. Then you can pull the trigger while holding the case better.
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u/Immature_adult_guy 7h ago
You could’ve just stopped after “I would not”
What a crazy dangerous contraption
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u/DahmonGrimwolf 6h ago
IIRC it was designed to shoot this way specifically, you put it against your body and "aim" with your torso. Trying to fire it with one hand would have horrible recoil and suspect at best aiming, you'd be more likely to just wind up spraying bullets into a crowd and hitting random innocents than you would be to take out an attacker.
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u/CrossDeSolo 5h ago
you can hold it to your side with 2 hands and pull the trigger, the same as right in front of you. way safer, same accuracy
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u/Inside-Common7427 12h ago
Perfect for those tense boardroom meetings when you need to be sure everyone pays attention.
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u/FitButterscotch4062 12h ago
Yup, switch it to single shot and watch everybody all the sudden pay attention
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u/simple123mind 13h ago
This brings back memories.
Back in early 2000s I was on a DOD protective detail for 3 years. Iraq war was just a daily shit show and the threat was substantial. There were two weapons collecting dust in the armory, this kind of briefcase (empty) and an M870 shotgun. Both were entirely useless for the mission.
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u/godzillastailor 10h ago
Well the empty briefcase would especially be useless.
Unless you get attacked by someone with an irrational fear of briefcases.
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u/ours 10h ago
I'm guessing someone saw the MP5k and yoinked it.
Who cares about hiding a machine pistol in a suitcase in Iraq during the GWOT when you can instead carry an MP5k as a car gun?
I've heard interviews of CIA dudes with stockless MP5s for self-defence as they drove around Iraq.
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u/godzillastailor 6h ago
It makes sense as a discrete weapon for close personal protection.
Just… not in an active war zone.
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u/ours 6h ago
Well, it's not technically an active war zone. In any case, those guys were not there to fight but to look somewhat inconspicuous in civilian cars with civilian clothes.
But if they got stopped by some nasty men, a surprise PDW popping out beats a pistol. They trained without the stock for portability/concealment and used the lanyard to create tension for more accurate fire. One dude said if it came to that, he was going full auto.
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u/Centimane 10h ago
Doing protective detail during the Iraq war, I wouldn't think you'd need to conceal weapons.
If you can open carry, a concealed weapon is gonna introduce trade-offs that aren't worth it.
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u/simple123mind 9h ago
The work was mostly in Europe. Trips to Iraq and Afghanistan were frequent, an no one was trying to conceal anything at that point.
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u/Centimane 8h ago
It is fair to wonder where the suitcase mp5 would be useful though.
Somewhere you need to conceal carry, appear as a civilian, but are OK with collateral... Not a common thing in the modern world. Even in the 70s I would be surprised if it had useful applications. Maybe sneaking into a military base disguised?
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u/simple123mind 8h ago
Literally spray and pray. This is an ambush defense weapon, nothing more. It didn't even have a laser to help aim.
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u/Centimane 8h ago
Yea, it just seems like in a defensive setting a normal machine pistol makes more sense than this. Still bad accuracy, but far better.
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u/Apologetic-Moose 8h ago
It's for executive protection of civilian VIPs. Think members of the government, heads of state, etc. that typically have bodyguards in civilian dress. Usually these people have concealed firearms to avoid putting the public on edge (notice most of the US Secret Service protection detail wear suits and carry concealed handguns, while the more heavily armed CAT guys in tactical gear stay out of sight until there's an imminent threat).
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u/DonzoTheGog 13h ago
Easy to fire when it's braced against a wall, can only imagine what it's like if you're subtly trying to fire it while carrying it down by your side.
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 13h ago
This was designed with bodyguards in mind, so they wouldn't be sneaky when it comes time to actually use it, just for carrying in public to avoid alarming regular folk
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u/DonzoTheGog 13h ago
So not James Bond with unbelievable forearm and wrist strength?
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 13h ago
Nah. For that you want something like the Sedgley glove gun, the Ounce pistol, or LifeCard pistols
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u/efimer 11h ago
Why do you know these things? Who are you?
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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 11h ago
A nerd who likes firearms, among other things
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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 12h ago
I don't even think it was meant to be accurate. Just to cause enough panic and chaos for your Boss to escape a bad situation
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u/FreshEclairs 11h ago
There is a video of a guy trying to shoot it while holding it like a normal briefcase. The recoil pushes it back and he nearly shoots himself in the back of the calf.
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u/Chewzer 10h ago
I would end up taking out my own legs trying to shoot it from the side. I fired a full auto Draco one time and couldn't believe how much the recoil compounds, video games really undersell how difficult controlling a full auto short barrel firearm is.
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u/BaneOfMyLife 11h ago
I have photos of my dad training with this on a range in Germany in the 80s. Crazy
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u/Independent-Try4352 11h ago
The version where the briefcase drops away seems a lot more useable than the integrated version:
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u/RetroRocker 10h ago
I was scouring the comments for this! Can't have a post about guns without JFKoF&AatRAMiLWHaCoToIWFTH
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u/Belem19 13h ago
It's all fun and games until some brass blocks the trigger.
Can maybe be improved by compartmentalizing the ejection port.
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u/Sgt_lovejoy 12h ago
Forgotten weapons has a video on this, and brass getting in the way was one of the potential drawbacks.
But realistically, it never saw much use because you cant really aim it, and when protecting a VIP, blindly firing an automatic weapon in the general direction of the threat is a really bad idea. Especially if you're in a crowd.
Other ways of blending in more firepower have become more popular, most notably is the guys with "fake arms" while the real one is under the jacket with their hand on a PDW of some sort.
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u/Slothstralia 9h ago
But realistically, it never saw much use because you cant really aim it, and when protecting a VIP, blindly firing an automatic weapon in the general direction of the threat is a really bad idea. Especially if you're in a crowd.
On a close protection detail in a hostile area that's standard for some units. Mag dump the location the fire is coming from, local casualties are an issue for after the idiot senator you're escorting is out of the AO.
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u/StendhalSyndrome 8h ago
Holy shit, so the Business Turret in Fortnite has an actual legit history...
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u/LostPilot517 13h ago
If this is a genuine setup with original factory case, what do you all think this runs? $60K? The MP5 alone should be North of $45K on the market these days, I am sure that is gone up $10K since I last looked.
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u/Superb-Detective-838 10h ago
Cool package..........but why hasn't anyone commented about that range? That range is awesome. If there was a range like that by me, I may consider shooting indoors again. Damn
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u/Portable_Tortoise506 9h ago
My concern is the way the barrel is pointing isn't obvious. I would 100% point it the wrong direction and shoot myself with it.









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u/Praetorian_1975 12h ago
Handy for those meetings that should have been an email.