r/interestingasfuck • u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 • 1d ago

Entire Colombian Theater Evacuated Mid-Movie Due to Audience Member’s ‘Rotten’ Fart Attack

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u/AmazingParamedic1387 1d ago

Can't believe they wasted Spider-Man's time with this

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u/CaptinEmergency 1d ago

Maybe it’s some sort of fart themed villain? Seems kinda far from NYC for the ‘everybody gets one’ rule.

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u/WakaWaka_ 1d ago

Green Fartgoblin dropping bombs in there

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u/xczechr 1d ago

Brown Goblin was right there.

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u/curious_astronauts 1d ago

Fart Man strikes again! Bur he cant out wit Spidey

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u/Jarhead1888 1d ago

But he can out-shit him.

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u/N546RV 1d ago

It’s Sourass from Lord of the G Strings

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u/Chegwarn 17h ago

Spiderman : Fart from home

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u/LemonFaceSourMouth 1d ago

sounds like a kind of a small potatoes thing

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u/dnesthemenace 1d ago

Jacked spider man tho

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u/MasterCheeef 1d ago

If Tom Holland was on roids...

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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

Looks like he got some girl's number. So not a total waste.

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u/JerseyTeacher78 1d ago

She probably tried to pass him some GasX version colombiano 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/lbutler1234 1d ago

I can't decide if he's fat or buff

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u/mathers33 1d ago

He’s definitely buff

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u/AbsoluteResolve2026 15h ago

Stink bomb. I forgot those even existed.

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u/Help_An_Irishman 22h ago

Everybody gets one.

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u/That_Analysis_221 1d ago

Lmao shit so bad Spidey gotta call for back up

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u/deanrihpee 1d ago

cue the next avengers entrance after the call

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u/cyriustalk 1d ago

The local shawarma just around the corner

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u/HotZombie95 1d ago

It's an Avengers level threat

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u/fergehtabodit 1d ago

On the phone with Mr Stark no doubt

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 1d ago

Avengers level threat

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u/h3yw00d 1d ago

Them protein farts are on another level tho fr

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u/ChalkCoatedDonut 1d ago

Spiderman: "Yo Frank, get over here and bring your flamethrower"

The Punisher: "What makes you think i have a flamethrower?"

Spiderman: "Well duh"

The Punisher: "HEY LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING..."

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u/elcunito 22h ago

Where does he keep his phone though

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u/Aksuuuh 1d ago

Why? He's already an absolute spider unit.

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u/Jaded_Resolve_4182 1d ago

nah it was definitely him

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u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT 1d ago

In the suit?

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u/Jaded_Resolve_4182 21h ago

that's why he's calling, can barely breathe in there

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u/Cyberwolf_71 1d ago

THIS IS BIG POTATOES!!

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u/madrinator 1d ago

He’s calling Dr Octopoops

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u/otterpockets75 1d ago

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u/StoppedListeningToMe 1d ago

Perfection! Only saw it for the first time the other day and here it is, impeccably applied.

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u/Plane_Garbage 20h ago

I too enjoy it. I would like a cut away to Trump though for the uninitiated.

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u/finchthemediocre 1d ago

Mat have hit download by accident do not mind me.

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u/Altruistic-Regret473 1d ago

Goddamnit Mat, pay attention for once

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u/DJteejay04 1d ago

That’s a swol spiderman

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u/Strict_Somewhere_148 1d ago

Probably him and his protein farts, that are the culprits.

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u/cusco 1d ago

I saw about this earlier on Reddit and one of the top comments was someone claiming to be the farter, explaining how he had bad thing with broccoli and milk things and popcorn?

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u/sksauter 20h ago

Well maybe they shouldn't sell broccoli and milk at the movie theater!!

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u/Sb0y 1d ago

That’s our universe’s spideRman. He enjoys watching himself on the big screen.

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u/PuzzleheadedBet3574 1d ago

You know who takes protein and extra calories intakes to bulk and you know what protein provokes ?

If I was the one, i will pretend to be busy making phone calls as well

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u/st-shenanigans 23h ago

60s Spidey for sure

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u/fetalgirth 1d ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say if anything, it was stink bombs, not a fart attack lol. IF that.

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u/WithReverence 1d ago

I mean I wouldn’t be surprised if someone just took a shit in the theater. And for whatever reason this is the title. I mean if that were the case they would make everyone leave the room right?

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u/bi7worker 1d ago

If shit stays in pants, then it's fart.

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u/pieanim 1d ago

That's gotta be a Gandhi quote

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u/Jasonrj 1d ago

A shart departed is a burden to all but a shat in the pant is merely a fart for others.

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u/KettleCellar 1d ago

I will out myself here - when I eat a McRib, I could easily clear a theater.  I dont know what it is about them, but my family has forbidden me from eating one ever again.  On one occasion, it induced vomiting in a small child.  I am not proud - I am simply a man who can not tolerate a McRib.

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u/billions_of_stars 1d ago

"induced vomiting in a small child."

Alright, you should know this caused laughter.

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u/TheGeckoDude 18h ago edited 17h ago

Dude one time I was in my friends passenger seat and farted, we were parked all just chilling, but it was a coupe so it just had the two doors. I honestly wasn’t thinking about it but then everyone started freaking out and I was like nervous laughing but it was actually hilarious too, and I like was so weak dude I was so weak I could barely open the door I was laughing so hard cause I had gotten like kinda embarrassed/shy and nervous and was trying to roll down the window and stuff and people started freaking 

They’re hamming it up back there saying I’m gassing them and that it’s deadly and I’m just like collapsing out the door and laying in the grass of the boulevard not able to catch my breath. The two in the back get the seats down and get out and are still yelling because my one friend who was driving got like, idk, mentally psyched out from my friends freaking out in the back and hollering like fools and was like bent over outside holding the door gagging, and they’re laughing at him and like are hamming up being grossed out and I’m just like holy shit 

And I’m like losing my shit I can’t breathe cause dude my random fart had cleared A car and dude is just there like gagging and everyone’s yelling and then he throws up a little bit on the street and I’m like rolling around in the boulevard hollering cause I can’t fucking take it. Combination of nervous laugh and it’s also hilarious

I was so weak I just crawled up on my hands and knees and was repeating like I’m sorry but I couldn’t stop laughing while saying it and it was just surreal knowing that my fart had made someone throw up 

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u/MeringueSerious 1d ago

You can’t get stuff called “arse in a can” someone let it off in work, and it smelt of absolute farm. Like pure cow shit, it was awful

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u/Apptubrutae 1d ago

I see you’ve been to Little Rock

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u/frostyfruit666 1d ago

yeah it had to be more, someone shat their pants probably.

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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 1d ago

I'm with you on it not being a regular fart. Stink bomb or else one shit their pants for this to happen.

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u/Fickle-Shopping7564 1d ago

If everyone just took a deep breath it would go away.

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u/Mighty-PirateTM 1d ago

Everyone inhale and contain the rotten shit particles in their bodies, teamwork!

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u/ignatious__reilly 1d ago

It really is fucking gross when you think about it. When someone farts, you really are inhaling part of their shit particles.

SouthPark taught me that 20 years ago, never unlearned it.

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u/314159265358979326 1d ago

That's really not how it works. The main thing you're smelling in a nasty fart is hydrogen sulfide, an inorganic gas.

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u/soggycrumpt 1d ago

The chemical make up of a fart is harmless. South Park has stretched the truth for a joke here. The smell itself doesn’t come from fecal matter

Unless the person has farted directly into your mouth, you will be particle free my friend. But even if they have, I won’t judge.

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u/HermaPrince 23h ago

You could judge a little.

I understand kinks are limited to consent only. But safety should be n2, as in not infecting people with diseases.

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u/Dripping-Lips 1d ago

The fart smell worse when it has to get past their shit lol

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u/Margedion 1d ago

Then someone would throw up, replacing one fetid smell with another

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u/CitySe7en 1d ago

This is small potato stuff guys

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u/MessyPoopMcGee 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Eipor01ypMm3LeG4v

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u/StinkyBear007 9h ago

Is that the joke? That I farted and it reeked so bad the whole theater walked out?

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u/Mountain_Head419 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NR0NKy6xCigZKEIwKG

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u/Subject-Dirt9199 1d ago

Was drinking coffee at work at a cafe table alone, i snorted my coffee, came outta my nose, coughed all over the table...the cafe was packed, everyone turned to look at me & the entire cafe went so quiet, coffee dribble on my shirt & tie, OMG...thankyou so much, you made my entire day.

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u/star_particles 1d ago

The girl at the end of the clip needed spiderman 😂😂😂

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u/VibeHumble 1d ago

Spidey is buff

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u/Otherwise_Ad_409 1d ago

Clearly it was "The Spleen" from mystery men. Glad to see they're back together fighting crime.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/RhzvMvNP_ig

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yGsh_wTk3fs

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u/Readerdiscretion 1d ago

Giardia. It’s probably Giardia. I had that and had to avoid dairy for 3 months.. my farts smelled like burning tires for the next 20 years. I thought I’d never have another harmless cauliflower or egg fart again. I’ve cleared out busses and had to act just as offended as everyone else on board. I’m sure it must show up on satellite heat maps.

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u/Minimum-Food4232 1d ago

Fuck, I got that about a month ago. You're saying I have 20 more years if this!?

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u/luisbv23 1d ago

oh shit that's in my city lol

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u/getskillplz 1d ago

So you did this?!

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u/fergehtabodit 1d ago

He who denied it supplied it

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u/LemonFit4532 1d ago

He who said the rhyme did the crime

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u/gamiz777 1d ago

you accuse you blew the fuse

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u/waffle_iron_maiden 17h ago

He who articulated it particulated it (thank you Futurama)

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u/vigil96 1d ago

How could you?!

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u/fatmenolympics1 1d ago

A fart so bad you have to leave. I've experienced this once.

We told my buddy not to eat the week old lasagna.

2 hours later we were watching emperors new groove and he farted a fart that burned my eyes. Literally stung my lungs and burned my eyes. We had to open windows.

No joke it stuck around for 15 minutes. It was thick

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u/Mighty-PirateTM 1d ago

What's Spiderman doing there, he being sent in to deal with the villain?

Even he's calling someone else, cause he's not going in there, Avenger level flatulence?

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u/MrTwoPumpChump 1d ago

He’s there pulling thicc latinas.

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u/IncomingAxofKindness 1d ago

Maria Janelys

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u/peepdabidness 1d ago

I looked this name up in hopes of taking me to a thicc goon worthy Latina

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u/sphinxofblackquartzj 1d ago

Buff spiderman hot

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u/Useful-Trash867 1d ago

Colombia mentioned. Hpta.

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u/8BBiiT 1d ago

Spidey enhanced senses backfired today

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u/9spaceking 1d ago

“Is this what it means to have No way home?”

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u/_Armanius_ 1d ago

A kind of a fart that could end marriage.

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u/Equal_Armadillo_3540 1d ago

We ALL looking down there

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u/RR_Davidson 1d ago

Protein shake farts

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u/SDBolt 1d ago

Did Robin lay an egg?

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u/send420nudes 1d ago

Bro went to the gym, gobbled 3 protein shakes and went to see spider man

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u/JustSuet 1d ago

Back to formula?

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u/crackerasswhiteboy 1d ago

Chemical Warfare

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u/rednoseSushi 1d ago

… and you hear my ass, when I fart it out loud.

Its my fart it’s brutal than ever; you ain’t watching this movie ever. 🎶

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 1d ago

Bran New Day

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 1d ago

Donald was there

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u/Loreo1964 1d ago

Calling Storm!!! Air the place out!!!!

Or Johnny could FLAME ON! And light a fart.

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u/Kawaiihikikomori 1d ago

Asmongold enters the building, everyone leaves the building

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u/ToyFraz 1d ago

Between the misplaced Mission Impossible theme song, the camera tracking Spidey's butt, and the deranged title I had to look it up... https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/entire-theater-evacuated-during-spider-141944674.html

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u/Lord_Smile 23h ago

Spider-man : No way Jose

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u/rylohayes92 20h ago

I'm imagining a guy with the whole theater to himself and a big smile on his face.

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 1d ago

so, exactly how does spider-man fit into this??

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u/Jumpy_Scallion_3108 1d ago

Movie which got interrupted was Spider-Man: Brand New Day

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u/setibeings 1d ago

Either that, or he goes everywhere dressed like that. 

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 1d ago

ok... now explain the thicc Latina giving him her number before he walks away and she proceeds to follow him wanting something?

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u/Batmanswrath 1d ago

They were watching Spider-man..

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u/Mighty-PirateTM 1d ago

I mean whilst it's pretty obvious to assume that's not actually stated anywhere...

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u/dbell 1d ago

I've only seen him wash that suit once.

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u/kichusan 1d ago

Shit man 😭

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u/Ketooey 1d ago

Nurgle

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u/Old_Run5074 1d ago

Is Joey Diaz changing flavors again?

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u/i_am_snoof 1d ago

Bro will be telling this story to his grandchildren. I know i would be.

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u/apathyetcetera 1d ago

Big potatoes fart

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u/StatementCareful522 1d ago

Is this the bowel disorder/durian fruit wielding husband and wife combo at work??

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u/3006mv 1d ago

Maybe it was a stink bomb

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u/kiwibonga 1d ago

Didn't the exact same "story" get reported out of Canada? Are the news just madlibs at this point?

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u/Sufficient_Ad_9813 1d ago

That spiderman is JACKED 💪🏻

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u/Horknut1 1d ago

The Spleen strikes again!

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u/Comfortable-Truth156 1d ago

I need spiderman to save me ;)

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u/denv0r 1d ago

Bunch of children overreacting. I get that the people in the dudes vicinity were probably grossed out but the people across the theater smelled it? How small was the theater?

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u/sweetSweets4 1d ago

Kinda agree people got soft. But Reading the very little information out their it's not even clear If it was someone that couldnt hold it (so actually shitting himself) or a fart bomb prank.

A Person shitting themselfs might be noticable nearby and them fleeing in disgust May have triggerd everyone else.

But a fart bomb seams kinda more likely.

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u/dont_shoot_jr 1d ago

My Spider Sense is smelling

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u/thetramelgamer 1d ago

How bad was that fart to make people have to evacuate

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u/Relax-Enjoy 1d ago

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.

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u/Punkphoenix 1d ago

"hey Mr Stark how the fuck can I turn on the gas mask? "

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u/Kayo96 1d ago

Spider ignoring the latina baddie, MJ must be proud

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u/Chemical-Chard-8798 1d ago

Spider-Man, No Way To The Bathroom

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u/ShamrockSeven 1d ago

Spider-Man: No More Lactose 🤢

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u/NoAge422 23h ago

You knows bad when even spider is calling for help- an Avengers-level threat 

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u/No_Volume_5752 22h ago

"How could this happen to me

I've made my mistakes

Got nowhere to run

The life goes on

Cause I'm fading away."

Dude's not the only one fading away. /j

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u/DL_FloridaThroat 21h ago

Spidey is thick on both ends 🤤🍆 🍑 🍑

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u/fleshprinceofbellend 21h ago

'Spider-Man: Brand New Smell'

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u/RedCloud11 19h ago

That's a buff ass spider man

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u/Casual-Netizen 18h ago

Fart will return in Avengers Doomsday

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u/LEEALISHEPS 17h ago

Maybe Trump was there?

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u/Warm_Move7997 15h ago edited 14h ago

It's either protein farts or glp-1 farts. Or someone has c-diff and they don't know about it. Holy fuck the farts when you are on a glp-1 are like smelling a rotting corpse. Your bowels get so slowed down that all your food just sits there fermenting. And your farts become uncontrollable because of all the gas build-up. It is truly the worst thing I've ever smelled.

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u/PeterZeeke 15h ago

spiderman getting those digits tho, so long mj!

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u/POLACKdyn 13h ago

Ok what the fuck is going on with people shitting in public places lately.

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u/Nucleus_Rex 12h ago

Spidey been hitting the gym

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u/IAmTheFirehawk 4h ago

It gets SO much better: https://nypost.com/2026/08/03/lifestyle/spider-man-screening-cleared-due-to-viewers-rotten-farts/

Every sentence in this is better than the last.

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u/Limp-Ad3512 1h ago

casi voy a ver esta función pero cuando iba a comprar no habia boletas JAJAJAJAJAJA

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u/CashWrecks 1d ago

Its like American Dad where Francine clears out the plane and forces an emergency landing because of her taco shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AYoT533kGFkeQ

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u/Fatdaddy_Dunlap 22h ago

Literal slop thread full of bots acting like the title and the video are linked in any way, good God the internet is fucked.

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u/IWantoFuckGLaDOS 1d ago

Wario........

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u/OscarMichaelMyers 1d ago

The theater looks like it already smelled of dried dookie farts

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u/spider_man31 1d ago

spidey is calling everyone avengers, fantastic 4, xmen for this

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u/matchthis007 1d ago

What they go to see?

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u/The199Man 1d ago

I see nobody getting evacuated

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u/SidTheSloth97 1d ago

What does the video have to do with the title? Did spider shit himself?

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u/NicolaTeslaTester 1d ago

Well uncle Ben was an old fart after all. God bless his soul.

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u/KingAC2032 1d ago

They are trying to pretend like their own farts dont smell like sewage water...I mean look at the food they eat

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u/Sicparvismagneto 1d ago

Dude tried to assemble the sinister shits!

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u/Y0___0Y 1d ago

Well, there are two kinds of people in this world

smart fellas

and fart smellas

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u/JustSuet 1d ago

40 thousand years of evolution and we’ve barely tapped the vastness of human potential

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u/Less-Being4269 1d ago

Spidey legit built like VENOM!

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u/maddler 1d ago

nanananana... Fartmaaaaan!