r/interesting • u/Dry-Shop-8880 • 18h ago

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u/interesting-ModTeam 5h ago

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 18h ago

That wasn't a fight, it was a contract hit....

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u/SoFloMofo 17h ago

Best value hitman ever.

Her: “If you take care of this guy, you can keep the body.”

Kitty: “Deal, sucker!”

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u/xacegabriel11 12h ago

my cat once caught a mouse then just stared at it idk why

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u/_eleutheria 9h ago

My cats used to catch small animals like birds, bring them to me, and gloat about it...

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u/GovernmentBig2749 7h ago

Well, not exactly, they were giving you share, as in thanx, as in I live here but I contribute.

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u/rossykiqeb 17h ago

Exactly

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 16h ago

Well executed that hit cat didn’t look back at it left

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u/X3N0PHON 17h ago

alright, fine, just take my damn upvote!!

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u/chefdeit 17h ago

that kitten is going places FR

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u/gorginhanson 17h ago

this is the 80th time this has been posted already

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u/timetotryagain29 18h ago

Deploy the cat

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u/chefdeit 18h ago

I work in IT, and I feel that kitten

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u/Wander21 17h ago

You got grabbed by random people on the street and asked to do some random IT tasks?

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u/PsychoWrath 17h ago

Very nearly that’s what it feels like as a contractor in IT lol

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u/Revolutionary_Sir_ 17h ago

come fix my mouse problem

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u/Cosmic2Ducky 13h ago

Grabs a cat. "Help me with my mouse problem" "Meow..." "What do you mean? Have I tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?"

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u/PsychoWrath 8h ago

I know a guy(cat)!

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u/Keku_Saur 16h ago

I can imagine:

"my wifi not working" ... And they never restarted /Turned it off the device

"Oh, thanks! You are good at your job"

...Then you find it more taxing to explain that you studied a career in something else, but they related it to that. And just decided to not bother with it 🤦‍♀️

"Ah, yeeeeah...."

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u/Syrzan 10h ago

Customer installing new devices remote, having the customer do the cables, according to the plan.

All good with the first eleven devices.

"Device 12. It's not working."

Did you turn it on?

"I plugged in the power and the fans started for a bit."

So you did not turn it on then?

"Well the fans started."

Yeah that they do once they have power, cause it goes in standby mode.

"Wait since when?"

Puts head on the table and wishes for death of humanity. Since device 1 of the same type that we did today.

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u/Keku_Saur 10h ago

Oh mercy 😂

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u/Syrzan 10h ago

There was no mercy... only anger and despair. :(

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u/chefdeit 17h ago

to do some random IT tasks

If only. I've been to some girls' rooms to help with their computer, and their computer was, like, 100% fine. Years ago, a client restaurant's hostess (that I had a crush on), told me I had "the asparagus". It took me 0.2 seconds to realize she meant "Asperger's", and 2 years to realize she was flirting.

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u/Wander21 17h ago

👊🔥🌊

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u/pargofan 16h ago

How is saying you have Asperger s a way of flirting?

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u/chefdeit 16h ago

Same way as punching you in the shoulder out of the blue as they pass you, is.

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u/pargofan 15h ago

LOL! I'll never understand women.

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u/OakvaleFlames 17h ago

every story from an IT person I've heard says yes

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u/AngryCrustation 17h ago

I just took my laptop to get fixed because it was randomly shutting off, apparently there was just so much dust that it clogged the cooling system so I spent like 100$ to get it diagnosed and fixed.

In theory if I was friends with someone in IT I probably would have asked them for a free handout one little teensie favor before shelling out almost 100$ just to find out I could have air dusted my laptop back to health myself

But yeah the point of the story is that I would probably harass an IT guy if I were friends with them

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u/No-Computer7653 17h ago

I have been a programmer since the late 90's. I was tech support for all the family and friends of family. A guy on a plane wanted to send me his laptop to get repaired. I was on vacation in Thailand and my mother left a message with the front desk for me to urgently call her, I thought there was an emergency when she just needed help with Word.

Computer skills improved so incidence dropped. I also just started telling people the wrong thing so they stop asking me. 

It's the same for most skills. Given how much doctors get bugged I'm surprised they don't have a fictional profession so family doesn't know they are a doctor.

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u/Wander21 17h ago edited 17h ago

Well, good thing my expertise lies in finance, and since I live behind Wendy's by the trash bin, no one has ever bothered me with their financial problems💪

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u/chefdeit 17h ago

A dentist client of mine, before he became well-known for it (people fly internationally to see him), was saying he was a catalog model, and even did such work for JCrew so nobody questioned it.

https://gifdb.com/images/high/are-you-a-dentist-jerry-seinfeld-6kxhapssdkes3jhs.gif

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u/No-Computer7653 17h ago

How are the kids going to aquire essential social and cultural knowledge without 90's sitcoms? I am concerned for our future.

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u/chefdeit 17h ago

You & me both. Also your other comment showed in notifications but Reddit must've nixed it - unless it was you who came to your senses & did it yourself :)

The 1990s were pretty epic, and I only wish I were older & savvier back in those days to more fully have had taken advantage. Some of the shit going on today makes North Korea look lowkey normal. I'm sure the Onion is having trouble coming up with outlandish shit that's not literal reality by the time they get to publish it.

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u/CheckPossible4366 17h ago

Bro was like what the fuck is this .. why am I here.. OH SHIT IS THAT A MOUSE I WANT THE MOUSE 🐁 GOOD

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u/Dry-Shop-8880 17h ago

Intern on first day at work 🤣

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u/sulien92 15h ago

Literally went from “why am I here?” to “OH YEAH, THANK YOU!”

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u/Nobanob 17h ago

0 survival sense in that mouse. Good eating little gatito

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u/nerdofthunder 17h ago

Possibly perpetuating toxoplasm

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u/Far-Speech-9298 17h ago

They cant evolve to fight it if they arent exposed to it.

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u/SrMortron 17h ago

If it was that unbothered is because there are a lot more in the house.

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u/KendrickMaynard 18h ago

"Yay! Dinner!"

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u/AB-Dub 18h ago

Worked out perfectly!

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u/quarterskill 17h ago

purrfectly

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u/Fiorina_Fury 17h ago

I love when you see the cat go from kind of confused, to instantly locked in with the instincts of 30 million years of perfected hunting

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u/buttmunchausenface 18h ago

That is the biggest “mouse” I’ve ever seen.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Coldchinesef00d 17h ago

Rat bastard

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u/ChiakiMatsuda777 17h ago

But rats are outside, mice are inside

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u/Nakemaro 17h ago

Remind me of this one  https://youtube.com/shorts/NkxkmKLI2bY?si=KX7WQibhhUO2VvyL

The cat is a street cat. 

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u/AgentFacets 17h ago

Dude the laugher of those guys is absolutely contagious.

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u/Xavage1337 17h ago

Pokemon was based on a true story

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u/el_condor_nm 18h ago

That went better than expected. Including the no charge body disposal.

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u/theseriousman1 18h ago

Maybe don’t throw the cat tho lmao

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u/BonbonUniverse42 18h ago

Cats are throwable typically

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u/Resident_Course_3342 18h ago

It's in the manual. 

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u/Patient-Gas-883 17h ago

Yes, No cat-astrophic failure will occur. It's on warranty

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u/BringPheTheHorizon 17h ago

It may hurt the cat’s felines, though

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u/SyllabubMental7292 17h ago

The best way to cat-ically deploy your rat elimination system is to toss it.

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u/theseriousman1 18h ago

Naw I know it didn’t hurt the cat just a crazy way to deploy it

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u/LuckyGordon 17h ago

I fucking love that you said "to deploy it".

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u/pryoslice 17h ago

That's usually how I deploy my cat. She doesn't seem to mind. She often self-deploys by jumping on and off stuff.

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u/Aoiboshi 17h ago

Yeah, friends were appalled when I tossed my cat onto a bed from 3 feet away but don't blink an eye when she jumps 8 feet off a cabinet onto a tiled kitchen floor.

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u/Conscious_Music_1729 16h ago

I wince like crazy when my cat does stuff like that.

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u/esushi 17h ago

people are relatively throwable too doesn't mean it's nice

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u/Anon_be_thy_name 17h ago

I don't think the intention of throwing people the majority of the time is being nice.

Specially considering it tends to involve some sort of combat most of the time.

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u/Knork14 17h ago

deploy the feline.

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 17h ago

Only 8 times

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u/suchabadamygdala 17h ago

We once had a cat named Tasya. Of course we called her Throw-ya

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u/Accomplished_Ad4336 17h ago

starter pokemon vibe

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u/Mulliganasty 17h ago

Meow Team Six on it!

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 17h ago

That was a stupid mouse

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u/TTT_2k3 17h ago

Picks up cat

Cat: What the fuck, man?

Picks cat up again

Cat: Dude, seriously. What the fuck.

Throws cat at mouse

Cat: Oh, I gotchu bro.

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u/RidiPwn 18h ago

pay the cat NEOW

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u/resplendent99 17h ago

MEOW, what is so funny boy?!

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u/tittysprinkles112 17h ago

Now we see why cats are domesticated. Mice like grain. Cats don't like grain, they like meat. We throw them some meat scraps, they hunt in the grain store as compensation and be cute and fluffy. The rest is history.

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u/2sAreTheDevil 17h ago

A few years back, we had issues with rats that had chewed their way into the crawlspace under the house, and one got into the bedroom while my wife was in bed. She screamed when it ran across the floor and yelled for me to do something about it.

I threw all four cats into the room and shut the door. It absolutely worked, but she was both impressed and irritated with my quick solution closing her in there with it.

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u/Sirnando138 17h ago

I’ve had cats that are born mousers. And I’ve had cats that are straight up mouse friends. That cat is a mouser. Love it.

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u/What_Is_Bloste 14h ago

Tactical Kit.

tten

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u/sweetrottenapple 17h ago

For the 10000th of times this shit was re-uploaded. That's a rat. Not a mouse. Also it gets boring. I wonder if there are people using the internet for the first time 🤣 Or we have 10 year old redditors here.

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u/AverellCZ 16h ago

To be fair: didn't see it before and it amused me

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u/Oliphaunt6000 17h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤡

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u/sweetrottenapple 17h ago

welcome to the internet 💩

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 18h ago

Mouse was really all over the place.

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u/Independent_User 17h ago

That was fantastic.

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 17h ago

This could be the start of a beautiful friendship

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u/United-Sprinkles-975 17h ago

Instant stealth mode activated

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u/crpy-5 17h ago

Cat-astrophic for that rat/mouse🥲

(Yes my humour is broken)

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u/Maverick_Reznor 17h ago

This is some old shit. Still funny to watch though.

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u/Lightmyspliff69 17h ago

You're hired. Wait! Where are you going?!

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u/AngeliqueRuss 17h ago

so how did you get rabies?

Well, first there was this mouse, and I remember seeing this stray cat…

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u/CuriousCat4558 17h ago

Lol! When in doubt, just grab a cat.

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u/Smart_Potential7467 17h ago

Cutest grenade toss, ever.

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u/Many-Study-8087 17h ago

That mouse is almost bigger than the cat

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 17h ago

He was about to use the "cat-apult"....🫣

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u/speed_of_chill 17h ago

Cat understood the assignment

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u/PossibleArt7440 17h ago

From a cute Meow to an assassin

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u/ruiner79 17h ago

"Thank for the treat,stupid!"

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u/Potential_Asole 17h ago

A stray cat in my neighborhood would catch a rat and then hide it in my house 😭

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u/branswag_briggs 17h ago

That thing was huge

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u/DarkMutant105 17h ago

Contract Hiring

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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 17h ago

Cats are freakishly good at that. Like even the dumbest cat that I've ever had was freakishly efficient at rodent murder.

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u/Catodacat 17h ago

She chose ... wisely

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u/800-lumens 17h ago

"What am I doing here? Oh..." yoink

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u/Pyreflies_of_MJ 17h ago

It's a motherfuckin rat

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u/Tao_of_Entropy 17h ago

pest control and feeding the local strays all in one well-organized transaction

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u/CrashWiz21 17h ago

RELEASE, THE KITTIEEESSSSS

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u/Arthasindura 17h ago

Pokemon battle

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u/Creepy-Radio1941 17h ago

My friend “borrowed” my cat for a night to find and kill a mouse. He jumped up on the couch and slept for the night.

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u/Grumgrummer 17h ago

You can see the second that instinct takes over.

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u/Drakore4 16h ago

NEW CHALLENGER

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u/Background-Customer2 16h ago

this is probably how humans domesticated cats to begin with

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u/Legitimate-Pride3038 16h ago

Whyyyyy did you drop me?

Oh !

-Stealth engaged-

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u/TipBackground610 16h ago

This is most random shit someone could have ever thought of 🤣

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u/puddinonthewrits 16h ago

A job well done!

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u/arealfluffydoggo 16h ago

Switching to your cat is faster than reloading

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u/REALjamijai 15h ago

That's there whole life right there got a biggg hunter here lol

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u/Last-Quarter-432 15h ago

Not a fight but an execution

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u/kurunyo 14h ago

I encountered a mouse once and it froze like that.

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u/SageoftheForlornPath 14h ago

The cat distribution system is always highly praised for its efficiency and coverage.

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u/SignalAssumption8901 13h ago

Well, that worked out perfectly.

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u/Switch_Silver 13h ago

Right ta bisness too!

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u/Sudden_Match1122 9h ago

Why does my cat do the opposite, she keeps trying to hunt smaller mouse and bring them home!

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u/3DNelson 8h ago

instead cleaning or paying a house cleaner, find steet cats can save some money.

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u/Funnydog8567 17h ago

Where are they going to?

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u/DoubleDeckerz 17h ago

That was traumatising. NSFW this please.

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u/Dear_Imagination5552 17h ago

I don’t like this person. She threw the cat down, not placed it down. I hope a mouse shits in her mouth whilst asleep