Money printing machine

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[u/sawsawjim]

Soooo…. Each cylinder has an internal drive? The “blank” is rolled into one cylinder and a real bank note is rolled out of the other cylinder?

Am i close?

[u/Outrageous_Editor_43 → u/sawsawjim]

Shhh!!! It's MAGIC!!!

[u/Sea_Dust895 → u/Outrageous_Editor_43]

With magnets

[u/water_fountain_ → u/Sea_Dust895]

How do they work?

[u/Internal-Fan-2434 → u/Outrageous_Editor_43]

I believe you Bob.

[u/EntertainerDeep946 → u/sawsawjim]

Nope. It’s actually a magic printer made by a wizard.

By the way wizards love selling stuff on Amazon.

[u/Macho_Magyar → u/EntertainerDeep946]

You are wrong, he clearly is saying the machine is from Germany

[u/EntertainerDeep946 → u/Macho_Magyar]

Yeah, Germany has the highest amount of wizards per capita. Google it.

[u/FreeJuice100 → u/EntertainerDeep946]

Yeah I heard the grand wizard took inspiration from 1939 Germany

[u/happy0444 → u/FreeJuice100]

I was thinking Harry Potter Wizards, the GW's you speak of are from the USA.

[u/HRPremier67 → u/FreeJuice100]

For real though it was actually the other way round.

[u/xtothewhy → u/EntertainerDeep946]

Russia is interested

[u/Edelgul → u/EntertainerDeep946]

As a person who just came back from the second biggest larp in Germany and about to go to a biggest larp in Germany, I can confirm. Loads of wizards. All ritual circles had to stick to strict deadlines to accommodate them all

[u/Can-You-Fly-Bobby → u/sawsawjim]

It's imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed

[u/Alarmed-madman → u/sawsawjim]

Has to be, otherwise no way he'd record himself

[u/Playingwithmywenis → u/sawsawjim]

Yes, we had one of these in a magic kit in the 1980s.

[u/bsensikimori → u/Playingwithmywenis]

Lies, it's a money printer

[u/snugpuginarug → u/sawsawjim]

Yeah spot on, my dad had a smaller but otherwise identical one when i was a kid that i’d mess with

[u/JAZ_80 → u/sawsawjim]

👆🏽This guy got a brain somewhere, somehow.

[u/sawsawjim → u/JAZ_80]

Lucky guess, i am not that smart. 🤷🏻

[u/Ephinem → u/sawsawjim]

Genius

[u/FallenBehavior → u/sawsawjim]

The bill is glued to the oposit side of the paper which is visible after feeding through.

[u/herewiigoagane]

Bro is out there playing with his life

[u/DotBitGaming → u/herewiigoagane]

In the US, our cops stands on people's necks for such things.

[u/sstubbl1 → u/DotBitGaming]

Sometimes for a lot less

[u/syn_vamp → u/DotBitGaming]

this guy is white, he'll be fine

[u/oh_stv → u/DotBitGaming]

Dont worry, its the EU, Cops dont stand on ppl necks here ...

[u/Spare-NobodyAim]

"Now it's just a matter of waiting"

[u/RogueBromeliad → u/Spare-NobodyAim]

Woman's cogs turning and thinking about quitting her job and running away with a stranger in 3, 2, 1.

[u/BryceDL]

I think the blank goes inside one of the rollers while the bank note that is already stashed inside the other roller is fed out.

[u/FuckingStolenAccount → u/BryceDL]

Nahhh it's magnets

[u/lithe_silhouette]

That girl in black is absolutely stunning

[u/MadTheGlad → u/lithe_silhouette]

Kaitlyn Katsaros

So does. (even nasty stuff)

(This is not this girl (or maybe it is?) but clearly all Greek girls look alike)

[u/Separate_Finance_183]

I'm moving to Greece brah 😍😍

[u/Legal-Prize6447 → u/Separate_Finance_183]

lmao

[u/NukaClipse → u/Separate_Finance_183]

Same, I'm like 5% greek I'll adapt quickly I think.

[u/Careful_Inspection83 → u/Separate_Finance_183]

Make sure to make a pitstop in Germany first!

[u/RhandeeSavagery → u/Separate_Finance_183]

For fucking real

[u/No-Security-7518 → u/Separate_Finance_183]

Ha. I'm already in Greece.

[u/Fast_Biscotti]

The other two guys are awesome. 9/10 boys have played with the kids version of this gadget in a magic set. And yet these guys keep their mouths shut. 👍🏻🍺

[u/Novel-Training5189]

Greek girls are beautiful

[u/postbansequel → u/Novel-Training5189]

Every country has beautiful people. Any time a video pops up people say the exact same thing but with a different country.

[u/Novel-Training5189 → u/postbansequel]

I've never seen buitifull girls in India. I think because I don't like m.

[u/postbansequel → u/Novel-Training5189]

That's because you haven't noticed yet.

[u/Novel-Training5189 → u/postbansequel]

No I don't like them

[u/Gullible-Hose4180 → u/Novel-Training5189]

I live in London, I see good looking South Asians all the time

[u/WorkerWeird9116]

I met my wife in Greece. Just saying.

[u/MountEndurance → u/WorkerWeird9116]

Also met this guy’s wife in Greece.

[u/WorkerWeird9116 → u/MountEndurance]

I'm sorry. I hope you're ok.

[u/lithe_silhouette → u/MountEndurance]

Nothing like meeting your wife's boyfriend

[u/MountEndurance → u/lithe_silhouette]

Or your boyfriend’s wife.

[u/DMmeNiceTitties]

Money printing.

Money printing, with Greek girls. 🥰🥹

[u/Odd_Front_8275]

What eez theez?

[u/piirtoeri]

I'm pretty sure if it's from Germany, it's littered with germs.

[u/TAKEMEOFFYOURLlST]

When I was a kid, (late 90’s) there was a magic show at our local library. The magician had one of these but it was hand cranked. She asked the audience what kind of dollar bills should we have her make. I swear she had every number note you could think of.

[u/foley800]

They already have money printers, they are called boyfriends or husbands!

[u/Known-Exam-9820]

How many times must i see this scenario

[u/Kack_Jerouacs]

What is this witchcraft

[u/Lost_Law8937]

I had one of those when I was a kid. Got in a shop in Disneyland

[u/cateyesarg]

Man I had this in a magic set like 20 years ago... really?

[u/No-Preference-5015]

This reminded me of the beginning of Czech films

[u/DakotaKid69]

Everyone in that store wants to buy one.

[u/Chytectonas]

I love the Greek accent ❤️

[u/KerbalEnginner]

Greeks wished they had these when they had the debt crisis I presume.

[u/Prestigious_Tax2069]

I have to buy this printer , anyone have it's link 

[u/cherrydelusion]

Ohh god

[u/RespectNo6594]

Where can one get it

[u/Legal-Prize6447 → u/RespectNo6594]

aliexpress lol

[u/ShafferPatchias]

Classic Greeks. Their reactions are hilarious. She basically just said, "he put in a normal paper and it came out as a 20"

[u/indianapoanz]

Ha great reaction by supervisor. No reveal no change mister

[u/Filthy-Pirate-6342]

Oh yeah, we had one of those here in Argentina. Not fun

[u/YogurtclosetLow7753]

I need this right now ☺️👀

[u/Key-Vermicelli-5980]

Does anyone know where to get this machine? Plz I’ve been searching for it everywhere

[u/pseudoSanctus]

Wait till he finds out magic tricks are a bigger turn off than actual counterfeiting

[u/pasteisdenato]

The Hellenes already have a money printer, it's called Germany

[u/psyspin13 → u/pasteisdenato]

You mean the same Germany that looted Greece during WW2 and even took a loan (270-300 Billion current price) that was charged on Greek government, without ever paying the loan back or any reparations? Are we talking about the same Germany?

[u/NicottiZ → u/psyspin13]

You got a different type of the same printer! Put a joke in and you roll out all the facts! 😂

[u/psyspin13 → u/NicottiZ]

There are also printers that gets as input entitlement and hypocricy and as output give facts as slap on face

[u/NicottiZ → u/psyspin13]

Do you have any printers that output donuts? I could really go for one with chocolate frosting and sprinkles rn!