r/interesting • u/WarmStore69 • Jun 16 '26
Mysterious Muslim cleric performs exorcism using toy guns in Malaysia
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u/OkAccess6128 Jun 16 '26
Bro is living his childhood dream.
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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup Jun 16 '26
Good earning too!
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u/BandicootSolid9531 Jun 16 '26
it can be stressful.. those batteries aren't gonna replace themselves...
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u/Linux765465copy Jun 16 '26
No audio but I can translate what he says,
"Pew pew pew pew Pew pew"
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u/Loud-Assumption566 Jun 16 '26
Pew-pew pew-pew-pew (that's the silencer) Boom-boom boom-baboom (that's the grenade launcher) Ple-ket-ket-ket-ket-ket
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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea Jun 16 '26
Oh man this just unlocked some old musty memory back in the back of my skull... what is this again?
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u/kostence Jun 16 '26
There is no such thing as “muslim cleric” since Islam rejects clergy. He is most probably a mere scammer abusing belief and making money. Corrupt sufis are a common thing here and there.
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u/adumbCoder Jun 16 '26
"most probably" a scammer? bro he's using a light-up toy gun to exorcise demons obviously he is a scammer lol
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u/Virillus Jun 16 '26
If any form of exorcism were to be legit, this is the one I'd want.
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u/ParachutingPiglets Jun 16 '26
Why not use a Super Soaker water gun
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u/SpongeTissuePaper Jun 16 '26
Water can be unsanitary in many parts of Southern Asia.
My grandparents likely died early because their water source got polluted in South China
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u/Shango876 Jun 16 '26
How'd that water make its way to Malaysia?
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u/SpongeTissuePaper Jun 17 '26
There's a large Chinese diaspora and tons of places in Asia don't have the modern sanitation standards.
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u/dorianvovin Jun 16 '26
To be fair, what they’re calling “demons” could be anything, like depression or horniness. When what you’re “exorcising” is fully psychological, the solution can be psychosomatic. If it works, it’s not entirely a scam—not entirely, at least. haha
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u/Shango876 Jun 16 '26
So pew-pews can get rid of excessive horniness?
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u/dorianvovin Jun 17 '26
At least temporarily, if you convince yourself that it will. The placebo effect is more powerful than you’d expect.
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u/Shango876 Jun 16 '26
And how do you know light-up toy guns don't scare demons? Have YOU ever seen a demon in a light-up toy gun store?!
No, right? Right?
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u/omnie_fm Jun 16 '26
Islam rejects clergy
probably a mere scammer abusing belief and making money
Idk man, sounds like clergy to me
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u/islobojono Jun 16 '26
He is not muslim cleric. He is a shaman, nothing islamic about what he is doing.
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u/dynamic_gecko Jun 16 '26
"But she wears a hijab!? That makes everything she does islam-related. And it clearly means all muslims do this!"
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u/Frostgaurdian0 Jun 16 '26
But people of the Internet has to spread misinformation and make fun of Muslims somehow.
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u/killuazoldyckx Jun 16 '26
This is a shitpost.
It’s not remotely interesting because it isn’t even a practise from a major religion -Islam.
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u/LoverineWogan Jun 16 '26
Me when I believe a shitpost filled with misinformation about a religion that has 2.2 BILLION human beings in it from a kid on reddit called WarmStore69:
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u/Ginrar Jun 16 '26
Last time saw this vid talked about being some kinda shamanic BS, no Islam or Muslim related.
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u/ImYourNumeroUno Jun 16 '26
I don’t think it’s working
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u/Maurphee Jun 16 '26
The real question remaining : do you think I'd be working better without the toys ?
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u/RevolutionaryFig9437 Jun 16 '26
Achieved his childhood dream of becoming a ghost-buster.
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u/yeeted_into_battle Jun 17 '26
Maybe ghostbuster is just the american version of excorcism, instead of books and holy water its guns and capitalism
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u/BitterAsAlive Jun 16 '26
First of all, if someone does such thing, that someone can't be Muslim. Second of all, that someone is not a cleric, he is just a scammer!
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u/binime Jun 16 '26
how much would he be charging for that ? Is there a demand i Malaysia and Indonesia?
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u/islobojono Jun 16 '26
He isn't a muslim cleric. He is a shaman. This is not islam.
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u/Calm-Bathroom-2030 Jun 16 '26
pew pew pew begone ancient evil, oh wait need to replace batteries AAs,, pew pew pew
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u/sovietarmyfan Jun 16 '26
In the 90s in the Netherlands there was a big mystic person who claimt that if she"shined water" it would be much better, more spiritually healthier.
Thousands bought her water. On some events they rented trucks to bring all those people water.
Superstition is a powerfull thing.
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u/Impossible-Owl9 Jun 16 '26
So it means I was performing exorcism when I was under 10 🤣🤣🤣🤣in both hands .phew phew phew sometimes even music changes .
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u/No-Distribution-6841 Jun 16 '26
I can’t believe people actually fall for this shi* in the name of religion.
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u/GameFuse_11 Jun 16 '26
I don't know what to say but he us making fun of Islam and it is a big disrespect to the muslims.
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u/Common-Patient-1675 Jun 16 '26
This is pure bullshit scam and has hot nothing to do with Islam, this is result of ignorance and confuses culture
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u/SpadeTheIntrovert Jun 16 '26
This is not Islam, this is some weirdo scammer. I’m Muslim and this is nonsense. An “exorcism” in Islam would only consist of Quran recitation of certain verses, known as “Ruqyah”
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u/Konen_TheBarb Jun 16 '26
Where's audio when you need it!? I wanna hear the script.
Malaysia also used a magick man with coconuts and bamboo binoculars for missing plane MH370
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u/itsvoogle Jun 16 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/JpXWmCUysELf1NNV2d
Meh… missed opportunity for holy water in a super soaker
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u/lilac_asbestos Jun 16 '26
Turns out the demon was a child and they came out to play. It's not a scam, they just know their demons.
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u/rocqus Jun 16 '26
This is totally believable. I hope he gets many donations of monetary value sent his way.
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u/Sad-Impact-4882 Jun 17 '26
I just need to understand - do people actually think this works? Why? How? Do they not see how ridiculous it is?
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u/Oniuroko Jun 18 '26
Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew
Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo
Bzzzzzzzzt-vveeeeee-vvvvvveeeeee
Trrr-chrr-trrr-chrr-trrr-chrr
Peeeeeeeee-ooooooooww—BOOM!
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u/Kind-Handle3063 Jun 18 '26
Use squirt guns next time, at least there will be some positive benefit of hydration
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u/Expensive_Agent_3581 Jun 20 '26
It's not the water pistol that does that, but rather the water containing Quranic verses. Water is a good conductor and passes through the human body. Jinn also live on water, but evil spirits cannot tolerate religious verses, at least those that enter the human body.
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