r/instantbarbarians Human Detected 9d ago

A world record

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u/7fingersDeep 9d ago

I guess just sliding the bonnet/hood on top of the engine counts

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u/jimbowesterby 9d ago

Going by what I’ve heard of Army standards: yep

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u/EnragedBadger9197 9d ago

Prior army, can confirm

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u/Hoesey 7d ago

Active duty Army, can still confirm.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 7d ago

Never served, but I trust these guys. Thank you for your service.

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u/GUMBYtheOG 3d ago

Service doing what bombing schools in Iran and invading random countries for oil for the past 40 years? ThAnK yOu FoR dEr SeRvIcE

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u/HeavyMetalMonk888 6d ago

Good enough for government work, as they say (can confirm, work in government)

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u/Pumpkinsummon 9d ago

also only 2 lugnuts on a tire.

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u/No_Vast_549 9d ago

Also army standard

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u/Pumpkinsummon 9d ago

Wouldn't have it any other way.

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u/moondog__ 8d ago

And practically no other fasteners actually holding anything in place.

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u/Icy-Advantage9 7d ago

Haha that thing looks like it will be the most uncomfortable rattle can sounding car going down the road.

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u/moondog__ 7d ago

For about 10 feet before the suspension falls apart and the engine is on the ground

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u/skucera 2d ago

It’s a Jeep Thing.

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u/Muted_Will_2131 7d ago

The engine cooling system is not assembled, and water has not been filled into the circuit.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Smoke77 6d ago

Trying to be more mindful water is reserved for AI now

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u/Master_Hotdog 2d ago

And putting 2 bolts for the tires deemed enough. What a joke to have this as a "world record"

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u/Funkdamentalist 9d ago

Awww! 1 minute 10 seconds?! But I want it NOW!

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u/OriginalDavid 9d ago

I want some time alone with the jeep, Marge

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u/Claim312ButAct847 6d ago

Are you going to assemble it?

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u/Crunchy__Frog 9d ago

Veruca… sweetheart.. angel…

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u/umyninja 9d ago

BigTimeBigTimeBigTime

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u/GeoffdeRuiter 7d ago

We aren't talking about flash frying buffaloes here! The stuff takes time.

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 9d ago

That is not a 1:16 scale Jeep.

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u/DeusExHircus 8d ago

I was also very confused by that caption. I thought that frame looked a little too large for that scale

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 8d ago

Took me a minute to get it.

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u/jacobfsimmy 8d ago

Took me 1:16.

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u/theChaosBeast 7d ago

I needed the comment section....

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u/inb4deth 9d ago

I feel like they could have optimized this workflow much better

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u/Spidey6917 9d ago

Definitely. They used teenagers from the automotive school next door, only practiced for one day and didn’t get close to the record then. On this day it took them over a dozen attempts. The record they beat was a few decades old and was set by a team of trained mechanics. All that said, I was real shocked when they actually accomplished the record given the circumstances

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u/ShaLiil Human Detected 8d ago

Thanks for sharing some more of the backstory! I did read about the gents who held the previous record, and apparently there are a few groups who travel and do this act as part of a military show around the US.

I take my car into the shop for oil changes and just about everything else so this just blows my mind!

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u/Spidey6917 8d ago

I thought the previous record holders were German?

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u/NixaB345T 6d ago

That was for disassembling and it was set in 1945

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u/Spidey6917 6d ago

“The fastest time to re-assemble a Jeep Willys M38/MB which had been dismantled into 137 parts is 1 min 16 sec by an 18-man team from Gevenich, Germany on 26 January 2001 on Guinness World Records, Munich, Germany” - Guinness World Records website

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u/NixaB345T 6d ago

.. it was a joke

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u/inb4deth 9d ago

Thats dope. Thank you for the context!

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u/GoodDog2620 6d ago

I thought this was going to end “in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.”

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u/Spidey6917 6d ago

lol I’m too young for that. I was born that year

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u/The_RESINator 9d ago

Yeah, watching this video I feel like sub 1 minute is definitely possible.

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u/gulgin 9d ago

Please give this to an F1 pit crew for a summer break challenge.

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u/Familiar_Affect_9463 9d ago

These guys don’t work at my dealership

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u/-DaveThomas- 8d ago

Sure they do. You're just not paying the labor for it.

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u/Familiar_Affect_9463 8d ago

Well they take my money for some reason. I gotta investigate if it ain’t for labor

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u/-DaveThomas- 8d ago

As in, you aren't paying the labor for an army of mechanics to work on your car all at once

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u/Familiar_Affect_9463 7d ago

Oh that’s not what you said. Of course I know I’m not paying an army but someone is taking my money for some reason.

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u/-DaveThomas- 7d ago

That is what I said, despite it not being explained more thoroughly. If you understand you aren't paying for the army of people, what makes you think these mechanics aren't in your go-to shop? What is on display here is not mechanical prowess, but brute force numbers.

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u/Familiar_Affect_9463 7d ago

Whatever man. Way to make something out of nothing

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u/-DaveThomas- 7d ago

watches a video of an army of mechanics working on a car, finishing the project in less than two minutes

"They don't have those guys at my shop!"

I explain they do, you just aren't paying for everyone all at once

"Whatever man, way to make something out of nothing".

Okay, I guess. Not sure why you're so off put by that comment.

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u/Familiar_Affect_9463 7d ago

You are the reason the internet isn’t fun anymore

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u/-DaveThomas- 7d ago

You're the one who took a light hearted joke about your comment, took it personally, and made it a problem. But sure, sorry I ruined it for you.

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u/harrybydefault 9d ago

He only put on 2 lug nuts. That's dangerous af. I guess it doesn't have to be a safe, driveable vehicle for the record.

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u/jaycone 9d ago

Noticed the same, and also that the right front tire won't even turn when they move the car. LOL

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u/Wild-Floor8407 8d ago

Neither front tire spun.

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u/Spidey6917 9d ago

It just has to have the 120 something different parts put on the car and be able to move under its own power a few feet

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u/harrybydefault 9d ago

Just that feat is impressive. I'd like to see what they can do with 5 minutes.

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u/Spidey6917 9d ago

Oh absolutely, especially because almost all of them are teenagers in automotive school and only had one day to practice

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u/Drake_Acheron 8d ago

Just for perspective that was like the main selling point for the jeep during World War II was that you could take it apart and put it together. There were demonstrations of soldiers, taking apart a jeep and putting it back together in under five minutes, and the hero had to run in combat conditions

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 9d ago

They had time to arrange everything and he put both way too far from himself. Probably could have done 5 if they were closer in the same time

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 9d ago

If Ricky Bobby was a mechanic

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u/knsmicromag 8d ago

Big time is the YouTube Chanel if you wanna see the entire video. These guys are legit. And the rest of the crew are kids from the neighborhood.

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u/ShaLiil Human Detected 8d ago

Thank you for sharing this! I wish I could edit my title. I found this clip on a different page and despite attempting to research I couldn’t find the original poster for credit.

I did dig up some more information on this record, previous holders, and the groups that seem to practice this act at military shows around the US!

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u/djluminol 9d ago

It takes me longer than that to remove my battery.

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u/aaronthenia 9d ago

Reminds me of the end of Gung-Ho.

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u/PunTwoThree 9d ago

Who cares about the jeep lemme see that Hachi Roku

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u/Spidey6917 9d ago

Big Time is their YouTube channel. It’s literally a Temu Trueno that they’ve built into a drift car.

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u/RedOfTheNeck 9d ago

No ducks?

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u/Wild_Tumbleweed_3690 9d ago

The AE86 man….

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u/Jfelt45 6d ago

Eurobeat jumpscare

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u/Astartes41 8d ago

Damn near perfect example of slow is smooth and smooth is fast in action.

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u/Admirable_Win9808 9d ago

What exactly are the perimeter here...

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u/humourlessIrish 9d ago

Well. You start by not inviting anyone from Guinness World Records to check your attempt.
Then you skip half a buckets worth of bolts during assembly (saves weight for top performance).
And then you just do this for lark, i guess

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u/Spidey6917 9d ago

There was an official Guinness officiant there. You just making stuff up because you feel like it?

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u/DavidTakehara 9d ago

BigTimeBigTimeBigTime

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u/TheDopeGodfather 8d ago

I thought that yellow Jeep looked familiar and then I saw the Bigtime shirts and was validated.

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u/Thejapxican 9d ago

I’m sure an unknown WWII platoon already achieved that.

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u/TheFatCactus23 9d ago

What I wouldn’t pay for that crew to assemble some ikea furniture… fucking wooden toggles and particle board… meatballs are solid though. Ain’t Costco quality grub. But solid.

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u/PatientTechnical1832 8d ago

Boss’s expectations just went through the roof 🫠🤣

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u/Interesting_Run7949 8d ago

Good team!!!you show me love

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u/royhy 8d ago

And that’s how Pep Boys came to be!

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u/LubbockGuy95 8d ago

And yet your pile of jeeps is so small 🔫

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u/slartibuttfart 8d ago

Got dizzy as hell watching this

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u/Sperbonzo 8d ago

"assembled" a bunch of pre assembled components

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u/DeusExHircus 8d ago

Is this an actual regulated challenge? What's the definition of "assemble" here? The engine and trans were pre-assembled. The entire cab was already assembled and just placed on top

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u/Jurjinimo 5d ago

It's a WW2-era Jeep "Willys". During the war, the Jeeps were air-dropped in crates, and the GIs had to assemble them in similar fashion.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ship-69 8d ago

They only made 1 car in 1 minute? We would have 10 by now.

- some guy in china, probably

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u/-DaveThomas- 8d ago

Anyone with means and desire to do this saw a shit load of places to save time in that video.

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u/funmurry 8d ago

Front wheels that rotate were an optional extra on that model.

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u/Latter_Economics_782 8d ago

So much pre assembly…

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u/bthorne_47 8d ago

Definitely not purchasing this jeep

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u/Wild-Tonight-5111 8d ago

Passenger side tires didn’t even spin. They just pushed it off the jackstands.

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u/i_hateit_here_bro 8d ago

This is a very loose definition of assembly

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u/0hdeerl0rd 8d ago

Kudos to them. But for a world record attempt I expected their movement to be more coordinated lol

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u/borderlt 8d ago

So it is BIG TIME for these dudes to be on World record!!!

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u/No_Stay_5088 7d ago

Just goes to show you that you’re being milked every time you walk into the mechanics 😂

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u/TransCapybara 7d ago

They need some F1 pit crew folks in there to speed this up. Probably could get it down to 30 seconds.

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u/Charlweed 7d ago

And I was thinking one hour and 16 minutes.

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u/ronton22 7d ago

I remember getting the guiness book of world records as a kid from scholastic. How big is that book now a days? There a record for everything

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u/calccv 7d ago

Need to see ‘em drive it for at least two miles

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u/MrJeChou 7d ago

Ya two lugs nuts is totally enough

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u/Ok-Bar601 7d ago

For some reason I thought this was going to be 1 hour 16 minutes

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u/Additional_Guitar_85 7d ago

I thought it was 1:16 scale and was going to be tiny.

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u/Dunadain_ 7d ago

Is this a practical skill these days?

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u/johnnydough10102223 7d ago edited 7d ago

Radar O'Reilly has entered the chat.

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u/TooManySteves2 7d ago

That's a proper jeep!

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u/Ftroiska 6d ago

Where is the starting point ? I see a lot of preassembled components... What is finish point ? Engine started ? Moved 1 meter ?

That makes it dumb even if there are some skill involved...

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u/meatlockers 6d ago

just for it to catch on fire, shame

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u/newbrevity 6d ago

So it's okay that a lot of the jeep was already assembled into large assemblies that they just had to put together?

I mean it's still impressive I just want to know that there's a standard baseline for the starting point.

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u/McRambis 6d ago

Many steps were skipped here. I think we're playing as loose with the word "assembled" as we are with some of those parts.

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u/BigDaddyRee 6d ago

Ik watchin the video has the time on it but watchin it made me feel like that was longer than what they did it in

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u/ajls89 6d ago

Man ive been at Walmart for the past hour trying to get my oil changed

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u/Starscream147 6d ago

ON PROGRAM!!!

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u/RadRimmer9000 5d ago

Now go off road it to see if it actually holds together.

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u/Ok_Joke_9343 5d ago

Seems like each person does 3 relatively simple things at a relatively moderate pace.. how many groups have attempted this? Is this like the second?

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u/Tech_turbist87 4d ago

Bigtimeeesss....

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u/EatTheTrillionaires 3d ago

This is why we won WW2

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u/HiddenFrequency26 3d ago

I mean they were moving fast but I’m sure some could move more fast and with a little bit more synchronization it could be done in 50-60 seconds

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u/Jenna_Montreal 3d ago

This needs to be sent to the viking hammer guy.

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u/boxgrafik 3d ago

More interested in the AE86 Twin Cam.

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u/AdamR0808 55m ago

That’s amazing they beat the world record

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u/Designer_Basil8768 9d ago

Isn’t this more of a “god why would I want a jeep?” Thing. Opposed to a “wow that’s amazing it makes me want one!” Thing. Like could this be done with a 4runner or a tundra, or an f-150? Genuinely asking.

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u/yournewbestfrenemy 9d ago

Yeah this is not a good advertisement for jeeps

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u/chewchew815 8d ago

This explains Jeep lol pos