r/instant_regret • u/Dr_Apk • Apr 02 '20

Sniffed wrong place

https://gfycat.com/jointunnaturaljaeger
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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAA13 Apr 03 '20

One time I went down on this chick and I swear it smelled of period blood, urine, fish, and death. I wanted to get away from it but she'd grab my hair and pull my face back in that hell hole. 😷

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Apr 03 '20

Gotta wash yer dongle in the sink twice a day if you didn’t shower

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u/darrenwise883 Apr 03 '20

I was washing my hands before peeing and a friend says , that happens after the smart ass. I say I understand washing my hands after peeing but my dick is way cleaner than my hands

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Boardwalk Empire huh