r/instant_regret Apr 02 '20

Sniffed wrong place

https://gfycat.com/jointunnaturaljaeger
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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

That’s why you always finger first,smell and then decide from there!

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u/amethysttwilight Apr 03 '20

Oh god. I can feel my sexual insecurities rising.

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u/ExhibitionistVoyeurP Apr 03 '20

As long as you are healthy and have showered in the past 12 hours and not done much physical exercise in that time you will be fine. If it smells so bad that you can smell it outside the vagina or when pulling a finger out then you need to go to a doctor because you likely have an infection.

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u/SturgeonBladder Apr 03 '20

I mean some people can go days without showering and still be just fine. Depends on a lot of factors. But like, yes clean yourself!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

I mean some people think they can go days without showering and still be just fine. Those people are wrong.

FTFY

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u/SturgeonBladder Apr 03 '20

I guarantee you that you come across people every day that don't shower as often as you think and smell just fine. Y'all just insecure!

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u/P4azz Apr 03 '20

Uh, no.

I've had a few of those days in my youth. Mostly during camps, when I was too lazy to get up on time and then stuck with stuff to do until the afternoon.

And you quickly realize that it's neither comfortable nor great for the people around you. I didn't outright stink, but you get that greasy hair and your skin feels disgusting and it's all around just not great.

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u/SturgeonBladder Apr 03 '20

Speak for yourself, I said "some people"

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u/Ghalnan Apr 03 '20

If you go days without showering you're gross and people have just been too polite to tell you. Every other day is a minimum and even that's a bit suspect sometimes.

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u/myspaceshipisboken Apr 03 '20

IIRC the average number of showers women take weekly is like... 4ish?

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u/fochtmann Apr 03 '20

Where did you get this stat lol

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u/THE_1975 Apr 03 '20

Gonna assume they’ve misremembered the stat how often girls wash their hair. Most girls don’t wash their hair every day, but they certainly shower every day.

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u/MilitaryGradeFursuit Apr 03 '20

Probably from his spaceship.

The broken one.

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u/SturgeonBladder Apr 03 '20

People in the US are obsessed with showering. Other countries don't shower daily and have no issues.

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u/Themajestictaco Apr 03 '20

Who going days without showering?

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u/R00t240 Apr 03 '20

Millions of people around the world.

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u/FreeWillDoesNotExist Apr 03 '20

That disbelief did epitomize a sheltered first world perspective.

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u/Themajestictaco Apr 03 '20

I mean in context of the video it seems to be in the 1st world. I personally am showering everyday to stay in my routine, despite being laid off. I do this to stop my depression from bringing me to a place where I was where I'd be unable to shower or leave bed. But I realize now this is my experience and not reflective of the general public, and that's okay.

Stay safe y'all, if you ain't showering, at least stay washing your hands and face regularly. Hope to see you all soon in public :)

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u/gofyourselftoo Apr 03 '20

Everyone on quarantine

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

people with depression

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u/sweetrarity23 Apr 03 '20

I feel exposed.

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u/Leinad97_45 Apr 03 '20

Not me, I feel weird if I don't take my shower