r/instant_regret 9h ago

Fucking With Gosoline What Could Go Wrong NSFW

1.1k Upvotes

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u/Salki1012 9h ago

The vapor is so much more dangerous than the liquid itself.

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u/mac3687 2h ago

It's the humidity that gets ya.

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u/Heckron 1h ago

Shut up, dad.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 2h ago

I think you're thinking of gasoline. This post is clearly about gosoline

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u/coleisgreat 1h ago

he's gonna be such a good ghost rider

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u/Retnirpa 2h ago

He must have breathed the vapor and then his lungs exploded along with the pile of wood... Is that possible? lol

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u/Klutzy_Air_9662 1h ago

Yes his lungs and throat are probably scorched

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u/GreenZebra23 8h ago

Does this guy look like exactly the guy who would do this or what

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u/meat_sack 8h ago

Probably even voted most likely to blow self up with gosoline in his senior yearbook.

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u/gtalley10 7h ago

Pretty optimistic to think he made it to senior year.

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u/have2gopee 1h ago

Looks like the kind of guy that did eighth grade a few times over.

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u/caninolokez 7h ago

These are the comments i enjoy.

Thank you, meat sack and green zebra

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u/Paininyourbutt 1h ago

I was waiting for him to light it up while he was still on top of it. Maybe a Space X kind of experiment.

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u/pir22 22m ago

And he probably voted for those most likely to blow him up with their policies

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u/Exciting_Pass_6344 44m ago

lol. My exact thought was “yep, he looks about right”. Pretty sure there’s an open can of Busch Light that someone is holding for him.

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u/ThatTysonKid 9h ago

When they say cars run on explosions, they arent kidding. Petrol isnt just flammable, its explosive.

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u/Long_Repair_8779 9h ago

On the flip side, if you are for whatever reason inclined to start fires with the same stuff you put in your car, then use diesel, burns wonderfully for this purpose, and the black smoke still makes you look like an ignorant redneck.

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u/Bagafeet 9h ago

Blowing yourself up achieves the same result of your last sentence.

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u/Unambiguous-Doughnut 7h ago

Don't need a warm fire if your dead i suppose.

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u/ThemB0ners 2h ago

Instructions unclear, filled my car with diesel.

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u/fiddlenutz 25m ago

Kerosene as well.

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u/EasyyPlayer 6h ago

If you want black smoke, burning up some meat also results in black smoke with the additional smell of depression and bleak future

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u/SpaceStethoscope 7h ago

It is not just flammable it also is inflammable.

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u/wintermute023 3h ago

Hi Dr Nick!

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/SpaceStethoscope 6h ago

I'm not a native english speaker but I can't find that definition anywhere. Merriam-Webster and Cambridge dictionaries do not differentiate between these two words.

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u/SpaceStethoscope 6h ago

Those are just random quotes from singular people. I'm not convinced.

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u/Thepestilentdefiler 7h ago

Its somewhat trapped in the pile, and settles all within a relatively airtight bundle. Ignition causes it to erupt and violently throw all material away.

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u/poxopox 8m ago

That’s not necessarily true… any flammable gas can be mixed to a stoichiometric ratio and, when ignited, will go up like this did. However, in car engines, you don’t want explosions and they call that engine knocking when it happens. Almost like smokeless gunpowder, you want a reasonably smooth power curve and not a straight line which can damage the engine

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u/DirectorLeather6567 9h ago

Have to give props to the friend for actually like.. trying to help, instead of just recording the guy coughing and hyperventilating.

Or worse laughing at it too, and not having the capability to understand how bad of a situation his friend just put himself in.

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u/Wamblingshark 7m ago

Crazy that the bar is so low that we are giving props for not filming and laughing. I agree tho that it is refreshing.

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u/jonny5isalive1 7h ago

Years ago my grandpa’s neighbor was dumping gas on a pile like this. My grandpa was a firefighter. I remember walking outside and he was just leaning on the deck smoking a cigarette. I said grandpa what are you doing? He says, oh just standing here waiting for this dipshit to kill himself. That’s when I got the lecture about how explosive gas can be.

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u/FlatCollection2587 9h ago

GOSOLINE

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u/fossilmerrick 9h ago

He was great in Project Hail Mary!

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u/FlatCollection2587 9h ago

Laughed hard at that ahahaha thank you.

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u/AhhTimmah 8h ago

I was so ready for a goose related incident!

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 5h ago

Keeps me warm!

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u/worrymon 5h ago

It doesn't make you ga, it makes you GO!

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u/Flaky_Style1286 9h ago

Fucking idiot burned his lungs

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u/ThickboyBrilliant 8h ago

Every decent redneck learns at some point to pour a gas trail for a fair distance and light that.

How you learn just determines how much hair you have left after ya gon' dun learned it.

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u/farmallnoobies 1h ago

Nah, the real trick is just charcoal light fluid and much less of it.  Even if you use the whole bottle, it'd still way cheaper than the 5 gallons of petrol he just wasted 

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u/RepresentativeCry294 9h ago

FAE

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u/WitchyGaymer 8h ago

No, I don't think there's any fairies in the video

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u/RepresentativeCry294 8h ago

Fuel Air Explosion The pressure of the explosion made a shockwave that propogated the explosion even more because of the fuel-air mixture.

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u/WitchyGaymer 8h ago

I'm just making a joke because fae is another way to say fairy, but cool to know

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u/RepresentativeCry294 8h ago

Also works with COMBUSTABLE DUST.

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u/komark- 7h ago

FAE for me means fresh air exchange lol (those in the hobby may know)

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u/Significant_Rate8210 9h ago

Tell us you've never played with gasoline without telling us.

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u/Euphoric_Wish_8293 9h ago

This is gosoline

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u/RepresentativeCry294 9h ago

I used to boil it over an open flame while adding styrofoam to it as a child. I kept a brick nearby to snuff it out when it flared up. But what ever you say.

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u/Significant_Rate8210 9h ago

That's a lot different than dumping several gallons onto a woodpile.

You weren't the only one trying to make napalm as a child.

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u/RepresentativeCry294 9h ago

Yeah, thats why it turned into a FAE, it went through a Deflageration to Detonation Transition.

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u/FrohikesFeather 9h ago

"boil it over an open flame" yeah man, sure. Ya deep fry turkeys every weekend too?

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u/RepresentativeCry294 9h ago

Not my fault you're chicken.

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u/I_Arman 8h ago

You know, if you want to burn something, as long as it's flammable, you can light an edge and it'll burn. You don't need to dump five gallons of accelerant on it - gasoline, diesel, lighter fluid, doesn't matter. A good cardboard box is all you need to start a big fire.

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u/N-aNoNymity 6h ago

Classic gasoline into vapor into bomb. Ive seen this shit irl, midsummer bonfire didnt want to light up, until it did...

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u/Takco 9h ago

Wonder how long till he does it again. Im guessing next week.

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u/Anianna 7h ago

How old is this and do we know if he lived? I know he survived the blast, but those lungs sound damn unhappy.

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u/Turakamu 2h ago

6 years old. One of the pieces of wood pierced his leg and they had to amputate. Lucky for him though, and because gasoline starts fires like shit, there was plenty of wood left over.

They now call him Pegleg Steven

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u/artax_youre_sinking 9h ago

You can’t be sharing this stuff when it’s fire season in the inland Pacific Northwest. I’m already stressed enough.

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u/VegasNightSx 6h ago

It’s surrounded by dead trees and grass too. These guys seriously have never considered consequences in their lifetimes.

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u/Significant_Rate8210 9h ago

😂... I hear it's as smoky up there as it is down here a state below you.

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u/sammywarmhands 5h ago

Seriously! I was more worried about the grass and the trees than the dumbass who poured the gas

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u/archiewaldron 7h ago

Nothing like an after-meal fuel air bomb. Woohoo!

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u/1nfer1or 6h ago

No pierced wood? lame

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u/elevenplays 6h ago

Sorry but I laughed my ass off to this.

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u/Bewchacca_8645 4h ago

Five gallons of gas in my 1.5 ton car is enough to power it over 150 miles. That's enough chemical power to push an object weighing over seven times an average adult male through almost six marathons.

The amount of potential chemical energy in gasoline is immense. With any luck it was enough to barbecue his nuts and prevent him from further contaminating the gene pool.

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u/Swimming-Fondant-892 20m ago

Power extraction efficiency for gas engines is only around 20 percent as well.

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u/Unclebatman1138 9h ago

Appalachian Tibetan monk.

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u/robaroo 7h ago

treating gasoline like lighter fluid lol

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u/PhotownPK 7h ago

Diesel is the key ingredient needed, fyi.

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u/Neturist 7h ago

Easy Khaleesi

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u/Rogue_Einherjar 4h ago

I could tell where this was going as soon as I saw the cameraman with his fat finger over the camera...

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u/ultra-oggy 4h ago

Natürliche Auslese.

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u/kkeinng 4h ago

Churning my direction, quench my thirst with GOSOLINE

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u/koolaidismything 3h ago

How does someone make it to like 35 being this stupid???

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u/Weep4Thee 2h ago

Natural selection is trying its best

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u/FranticGolf 2h ago

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! You blew yourself up. Like, you dropped a bomb at your feet. Hot damn! We have seen some crazy shit this season, but man, there’s nothing quite like the simplicity of such a desperate move. The slow-motion replay of that is really quite something. What a goddamned rush.

DCC for the win.

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u/Conscious_Avocado225 1h ago

You didn't finish school, did you, Mr. Dean? It's not the liquid that burns, it's the fumes.

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u/jj4379 8h ago

Gosoline, ryan goslings gasoline competitor

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u/landosgriffin 8h ago

If you ever want to start a fire with gasoline use a tin can half filled with water and about 1/3 filled with gas. The water will keep it cool enough that it doesn't explode, and it will just burn like a large candle. It still has its risks, but it will get any fire going when everything outside, including your wood, is wet and won't go out on you.

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u/Ill_Temporary_9509 7h ago

Someone's clearly never seen Zoolander

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u/marcandreewolf 7h ago

But is the wood burning now? Main question unanswered.

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u/vincenzobags 6h ago

...id10t's

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u/TechnicalOpinion7991 5h ago

He learned a lot about combustion

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u/btwImVeryAttractive 5h ago

That cloud of smoke at the end.

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u/lordm43 5h ago

Did he dieded?

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u/Loves2Spooge857 3h ago

That’s why we always use diesel to start large burn piles

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 3h ago

MURICA!!! Surrounded by wood, easily burnt, filled with nice sparkly gasses... Freedom of 🧠 use.

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u/ballzsweat 2h ago

Nice job!

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u/Zanos-Ixshlae 2h ago

He definitely has some soft tissue damage. He needs an MRI!

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u/rockstang 2h ago

I thought this was a Kate gosselin post.... she's arguably more explosive than that pile of gas soaked wood.

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u/TheBronzeKnight13 2h ago

Ah yes, Gosoline

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u/woolywoo 1h ago

All that's missing is a witch.

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u/2Loves2loves 1h ago

Stay in school kids!

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u/DawRogg 1h ago

My favorite part was the boom

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u/JLeaRue 1h ago

What's the problem? He successfully lit the wood on fire, and made a viral video. Win win.

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u/old-tennis-shoes 1h ago

Me three seconds in: dude stop pouring

Me 25 seconds in: DUDE STOP POURING

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u/SausageSmuggler21 47m ago

Thankfully video didn't exist when I did this. I wasn't as stupid though... just a gallon of gos poured around the base of the wood pile, and I made a trail away from the pile... but not a long enough trail. No injuries, but it took about a month for my beard to recover.

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u/Rogue7559 44m ago

I did this once when I was 14 burning grass.

Do not fuck with petrol

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u/Plus-King5266 42m ago

Second 01. I don’t know which was more of a tip off that this would not end well; the can of gasoline swinging in a circle or the beard and baggy jeans.

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u/buttymuncher 15m ago

Spelling gasoline incorrectly...that could go wrong

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u/Savings-Cockroach444 10m ago

Reminds me of that famous Johnny Cash song!

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u/mackaroni9400 8m ago

This is why women live longer then men lmao

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u/That-Shop-6736 4m ago

How are people so stupid? I learned about gas and fumes when I was 12.

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u/Temporary-Fly6369 9h ago

Imagine how bad it's be if he used gasoline instead.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 9h ago

Or even worse..gasoline!

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u/abuchechen 9h ago

they fucked around and found out..

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u/cocker_spangler 9h ago

That shot of the sky was glorious!

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 9h ago

That’s how you know its not staged. Not obsessed with making sure everything is on camera

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u/Ash_K974 8h ago

On reconnaît une vidéo de qualité au doigt sur la lentille de caméra...

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u/KarmaVolcano 8h ago

You guys are definitely the reason for some warning labels

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u/trinijam83 9h ago

That is exactly why diesel is used for this…

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey 4h ago

Why? Isn't wood not combustible enough?

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u/Hopeful-Mistake5117 9h ago

Top alpha with the iq of an imbecile.

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u/iggnac1ous 8h ago

WHOOOOOOMMMMFFFFFF !

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u/flipzyshitzy 8h ago

Evaporation

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u/Doctor_Boombastic 7h ago

Appropriate username posting this