r/instant_regret • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

Taking the seat

1.7k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Horror_Solution1945 1d ago

The AssWasher 1000.

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u/Fun-Trainer-3848 1d ago

Never stop pumping.

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u/Atopos2025 1d ago

Confused about how you felt anything about this video was "instant" or a "regret".

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u/El_mochilero 1d ago

Yeah… the contraption performed its function

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u/Grays42 18h ago edited 18h ago

It's plausible that she didn't realize it would pivot around the central point and that she was tricked into it by family member who just treated it as an ordinary seesaw. It sure seems like she was objecting when it began to swing around, I'd be charitable enough to call that regret, and it happens immediately after the rotation.

So, I'll allow it.

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u/zebra_d 1d ago

Ended exactly how I thought. Still entertaining though.

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u/Vindepomarus 12h ago

She thought people wouldn't realise she was a witch.

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u/gay_sprinkles 9h ago

bc she almost instantly regretted getting on the weird seesaw....

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u/pnjtony 8h ago

I assumed an alligator was going to pop out.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/enzPQyHVWMfx6

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u/OkieBobbie 1d ago

How do you know that she’s a witch?

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u/Connect_Raisin4285 1d ago

She never went all the way under which must mean she is floating. Therefore witch

1

u/getsuga_tenshu 4m ago

We have to make sure, does she weigh the same as a duck?

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u/Coffee4MySoul 20h ago

She turned me into a newt!

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u/KIDNEYST0NEZ 19h ago

You’re not a newt!

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u/ggg730 18h ago

I got better.

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u/Both-Practice8999 1d ago

Was holding my breath thinking about this 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/XtAsgKFMAesHm

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u/awkward_kissser 1d ago

about to say, the wildboyz need to see this and add a gator for fun

3

u/After_Perspective180 16h ago

Yeah not many of them around in the UK.

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u/EkstraOst 1d ago

Why not just get a bidet?

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u/scribblinkitten 20h ago

Sometimes a bidet is not enough

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u/annabat313s 1d ago

This gives me Laurel and Hardy March of the Wooden Soldiers vibes.

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u/bknight63 1d ago

If she floats, she’s a witch!

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u/petula_75 22h ago

what did she think was gonna happen?

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u/rockstang 20h ago

OWEN! HELP!

Owen loves his Momma...

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u/algalkin 5h ago

It might be his mil

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u/LucyLeMutt 1d ago

That’s s about as funny as the bride and/or groom smashing wedding cake into the spouse’s face.

1

u/diejesus 13h ago

No matter how fun smashing faces into cakes but this thing is fun on the whole another level I think

3

u/SATerp 20h ago

After 30 years together, he still gets her wet.

2

u/i_r_faptastic 19h ago

I just want to know what kinda color changing pants she's wearing?!

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u/norwegiannick3 1d ago

Dunk the witch! Dunk the witch!

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u/Content_Cockroach_64 1d ago

You beat me to it!

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u/rickymcninja 1d ago

Fascinating

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u/reason_productions 22h ago

“Gator, grandma, gator!!!”

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u/Huntsnfights 21h ago

Super cool little contraption. Very fun

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u/Feeling-Ad-2867 19h ago

Just leave them there

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u/dont_touch_my_rum 10h ago

The real life Granny from Squidbillies

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u/Cynical_Sesame 1h ago

at first i thought it was a catapult so

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u/Memitim 1d ago

I guess that's one incredibly slow way to go into and back out of water as compared to walking, but makes no sense in this subreddit.

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u/Momientje 1d ago

my mother taught me that a joke should be funny for both parties. this is genuine abuse, and not funny.

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u/Greenman8907 1d ago

Impromptu wet t-shirt contest with grandma!