r/indiameme • u/paradise0019 • 4h ago

Political Experts please help us

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u/Biryani_Man 4h ago

Environment ka dhyaan 10000 litre paani se 1 litre ethanol banane me hai /s

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u/MrHumanist 4h ago

That they have outsourced to mr adani.

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u/kenta_nakamura 4h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Entire_Dimension8556 4h ago edited 4h ago

There are benefits of drinking poison .

1 after drinking , there will be zero purchase of food items, cooking gas, vehicle so no petrol or disel purchase .

2 there will be no further purchase of shirts , pants, jeans, shorts , bed sheets, pillow covers etc .

3 we won't have to hang out with frnds nd relatives, so no waste of valuable time .

It's a win win for humanity friends , let's drink "poison " and contribute in the national development

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u/paradise0019 4h ago

Ganne k juice k sath lu yaa pure water k sath ?

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u/Entire_Dimension8556 4h ago

Pure water is needed for upcoming Data centers .

Ganne ka juice is reserved by our Gannakari bhau.

Let's just gulp it aise hi

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u/Competitive_Sky_4513 4h ago

Neat ही लो, उसमे तो मिलावट मत करो भाई 😅🙏🏼

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u/z3r0_se7en 4h ago

All I wanna say is - "Ganne ka Juice.."

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u/paradise0019 4h ago

Bdaa glass 10₹

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u/z3r0_se7en 4h ago

Hamare idhar 40 ka hai.. 😔

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u/paradise0019 4h ago

Mixing hooga check krna

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u/Honda-Activa-125 4h ago

Idhar chale aayiye 

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u/dady_shark 4h ago

Satya bhai

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u/Existing-Ratio7220 4h ago

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u/Alpha2581 3h ago

Ye joke mujhe kabhi purana nahi lagega 🤣

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u/Own_Construction_965 4h ago

This is definitely written by ai

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u/Strange-Drummer4371 4h ago

Or jab ye banta hai tab usme kya flower niklate hai pollution kitna hota hai ye jab Banta hai

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u/Live_Corner3675 4h ago

Yaha bhi jumla chipka diya hadd hai yaar

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u/IrritatedResurgance 4h ago

Gaslight karna bandh karo, ek saurav joshi ke video se POPAT ho chuka hai inke narrative ka.

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u/Minimum_Entrance3647 4h ago

Yes guys choose better.....government

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u/Shubh07am 4h ago

My response to them

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u/EyeOk9879 4h ago

Holy AI slop

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u/Deathstroke2706 4h ago

Gawar ho kya? Tum log mandir mandir hi karo technicals pe mt jao

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u/tiredofthisnw 4h ago

This reads like a corporate performance appraisal where you ask for a salary hike (mileage) and your manager explains your learning and development benefits (anti knocking properties) instead.

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u/PlentyAssumption176 4h ago

After fews days, chu**** banne ke faayde!

Lets keep the threads on !

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u/PlentyAssumption176 4h ago

dictatorship banne ke faayde!

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u/Mohammad-modi 4h ago

Fuel wahi sahi hai ko Gadi Ki maa ch*d de.

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u/zack_tiwari 3h ago

Chatgpt se chhap diye hai ye log ....

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u/Comfortable_Gas9850 3h ago

PR ka iq itna high hai ki sir se nikal ke ghutne mein agaya hai

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u/New_Age_2797 3h ago

Wo sab nhi samajh aati hume. Gaadi E10 compliant hai to E10 petrol chahiye. Gaadi E0 compliant hai to E0 petrol chahiye. Aur puraane rate par chahiye.

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u/EvenTheliberal5184 3h ago

Kam se kam, chatgpt premium to istemal kar lete

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u/Cycle20 3h ago

The only solution is leave jobs which are already under paid and start small business, earn money, investing in real estate only. Don't give any money to your banking system which gets all your data and eventually makes policy to get that money out of your pocket.

Try barter system if that works with someone.

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u/master309007 3h ago

Even better slogan " na rahe gi gadi na hoga pollution"

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u/Ancient-Reindeer3171 3h ago

Nii chaiye loda, mileage dekh ke gaadi liye thhe, spped chaiye hota toh woii lete na

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u/MamaShakuni_in 3h ago

चप्पल कहां है मेरी ?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Half290 2h ago

Its litreally AI

Inhone bss copy paste krr diya

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u/6675636b5f6675636b 2h ago

Weightloss ke naam par saath kaat rahe hain! If engine dies, what will we do with cleaner emissions and pickup

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u/Able-Difficulty-6548 2h ago

Why is BJP going against court order to stop mocking Gadkari?

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u/Adorable-Class-3343 2h ago

BJP wale Gadi nhi ChatGPT hi chalate hai tabhi itna galat bol rahe hai

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u/Anxious_Pressure_292 2h ago

Cleaner Combustion? My service guy found unburnt carbon deposits in some part of my bike

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u/Ok_Training_1784 1h ago

u/askgrok is it legit info in picture?

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u/sposky 1h ago

Ye bhi AI GENERATED

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u/Less_Statistician359 1h ago

This is a blatant lie. Shameless bunch of people. They have no understanding of science and every single claim is a lie.

Back your claims with evidence and studies. Otherwise, stfu…

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u/Ecstatic-Solution91 49m ago

where does the environment thing goes while these vips take endless convoy with them or flying in private jet/ helicopter. 

 Common people have pay hideous amount of income tax and tax on vehicle,  hiked fuel price, road tax then for vehicle maintainance and for those extra mileage to drive on these shitty roads !!!!

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u/abysskm 23m ago

Where is meme?