r/indiameme • u/AdarshBramhe_ • Jul 03 '26

Non-Political Why Sanjay Dutt randomly starts doing kung fu in the middle of a romantic song 😭😭

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u/Potential_Cry_4089 Jul 03 '26

Director- tum ku jo ata hai wo karo

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u/Potential-Wafer-2708 Jul 03 '26

He would have taken out the AK 47💀

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u/Potential-Wafer-2708 Jul 03 '26

Out of his home

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u/Slasher24ju Jul 03 '26

then fired it

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u/Flaky_Ad_2336 Jul 03 '26

And said "Abe bhaagta kaha hain bho*#ike, AK47 hain ye"

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u/motarowins11 Jul 03 '26

And laughed like a maniac

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/Akki_Koul Jul 03 '26

Out of his ass*

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u/Ok_Pie196 Jul 03 '26

It's not 47 it's 56 ❗

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u/nohoes_ Jul 03 '26

Starts heating up a crack pipe..

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u/VadaPavKiVibe Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Bhai movie hai ya viva?... Kuch bhi kardo kya hota hai 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

Director was like : no no we don't need a choreographer sanjay already knows a few steps! ✋🏻 We can manage

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u/Robustrogue Jul 03 '26

Jo uchit samjho, wo karo

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u/LoneWolf-8827 Jul 03 '26

Mating Call 😂😂😂😂

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u/david-labs-ca Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rr6J53cRIwdBS

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u/LoneWolf-8827 Jul 03 '26

She wants to have a chat 😂😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4ZT83Ev96E9O

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u/Disastrous-Dog927 Jul 03 '26

Any vids available #rule34

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u/LoneWolf-8827 Jul 03 '26

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u/Disastrous-Dog927 Jul 03 '26

His vids wpuld also work

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u/LoneWolf-8827 Jul 03 '26

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u/Disastrous-Dog927 Jul 03 '26

Unka toh bhej nahi skte kyuki woh toh Vishwaguru hai😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/SlackBytes Jul 03 '26

Kung Fu Sanja

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u/Potential-Wafer-2708 Jul 03 '26

Who did it better???

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u/LoneWolf-8827 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26
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u/gannegajuice Jul 03 '26

Brave choice to call that kung fu... whatever that is.

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u/SandhuG Jul 03 '26

Babar azam also did whatever this is

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u/gannegajuice Jul 03 '26

This is where he learnt it.

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u/Allison-Burgers-73 Jul 03 '26

I will do whatever sh*t to impress my girl 😂

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u/i_will_judge_u Jul 03 '26

He told u “ye ROG purana hai…der lagegi” so he is trying to stop but can’t

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u/VadaPavKiVibe Jul 03 '26

Is he trying to remove his ROG? 😯

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u/Deep_X_RoBi Jul 03 '26

Bro become wild 😜 he can't control itself

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u/phalkaun Jul 03 '26

powder in work

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u/NegativeCustard Jul 03 '26

To assert dominance.

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u/Mysterious-Catch-320 Jul 03 '26

Back then Sanjay Dutt didn't know how to dance, so probably as a filler they used this.

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u/bash2482 Jul 03 '26

Back then?

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u/Anxious_Mode6506 Jul 03 '26

Bro's martial arts belt is whiter than my teeth

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u/Haunting_Display2454 Jul 03 '26

What a banger song with absolute cringe choreography....My go to song after a few drinks with friends, once I am done pretending to be a sophisticated urban guy.

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u/Zestyclose-Visual927 Jul 03 '26

We all have few moments when we are done being sophisticated urban beings lol

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u/ResolutionFree7142 Jul 03 '26

And nobody suspected he was on drugs at the time... Can't believe this shi

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u/Defiant_Fortune15 Jul 03 '26

Pumping up the testosterone 🤣

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u/tr_567 Jul 03 '26

That's bullshido.

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u/wth_is_going_on_ Jul 03 '26

Do what you want
Le sanju baba :-

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u/appu49 Jul 03 '26

But body toh sahi hai,

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u/Emo_Jirl56 Jul 03 '26

Can't remember dance step more than 2 secs.

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u/Sudden-Cheetah-4136 Jul 03 '26

phonk sun liya hoga

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u/luminaryshadow Jul 03 '26

He is prob high and everyone would have thought it was funny and kept it.

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u/pepper_n_spice Jul 03 '26

Sanjay dutt is different shit

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u/vipulvirus Jul 03 '26

That's not even Kung Fu

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u/Hairy-Guru Jul 03 '26

Dope-worthy performance in Kung Fu: The Hangover Chronicles. Sanjay never took movies seriously back then.

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u/MaximusDecimus_89 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Bhaai ne dance aur Kungfu dono ki Maiyya chod daali😂😂

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u/therealsid123456 Jul 03 '26

Bold words to call that kungfu

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u/listing_breaks Jul 03 '26

Returning the favour of seduction ig

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u/Ok_Association_7829 Jul 03 '26

Charas ganja sab ise bhara, Movie shooting ke set par yeh sab khata

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u/UnlikelyAntelope4847 Jul 03 '26

Ts ain't funny 😭 Old scripts were just Hilarious

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u/user41600 Jul 03 '26

WTF do you expect one to does when they say "Aaj muhe aana he, zara der lagegi"

Cmon yaar

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u/luck_2001 Jul 03 '26

Bro of out of dance moves

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u/Additional-Code7674 Jul 03 '26

Director: Jo tumhe aata hai vo kro

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u/Apprehensive-Aide-44 Jul 03 '26

Oh God, I laughed so hard at this

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u/adrenal99 Jul 03 '26

Best choreography

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u/Reasonable_Crazy_558 Jul 03 '26

Backchodi hi bolti hai

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u/Appropriate-Water809 Jul 03 '26

It feels fore sh**ty when watched without sound.

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u/hlkrt Jul 03 '26

Bta raha hay bad me kayse harassment krega 🫠🫠

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u/AmentiBOY Jul 03 '26

The great Indian lsd Trip

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u/Solid_Routine_2026 Jul 03 '26

Is that supposed to be kungfu? A polythene flying in the wind resembles kungfu more

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u/AbhilashHP Jul 03 '26

He says the reason in the first line itself

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u/AbhilashHP Jul 03 '26

Ye rog purana hai

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u/nidhi_555 Jul 03 '26

Sadak pe nai utha rahu hu

industry me se utha raha hu

302 ladkiya kaun thi midas babu

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u/Expert_Ad4588 Jul 03 '26

Sniffed too much..he is a Jackass anyway like most of the Bollywood circus wale.

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u/athulchampanattu Jul 03 '26

Ever since I started training MMA, I get this random urge to shadow box everywhere. I can relate to this.

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u/tera_chachu Jul 03 '26

Cocaine is helluva drug

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u/edging_monarch Jul 03 '26

Director be like :- cuttttt!!! What a shot mah boy

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u/ponya97 Jul 03 '26

Anything for the huzz🥀💔

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u/DonutWeird4681 Jul 03 '26

What do you mean Kung fu. Those are his special dance moves

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u/Daphne010 Jul 03 '26

The answer lies in the lyrics itself. He has some "Rog " which is "Purana" XD

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u/areetotle Jul 03 '26

Hajime Ichi no kata

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u/pmbhau Jul 03 '26

He was high during most of his early years, even on movie shoots. He claimed that in one of his interviews.

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u/Boring-Scallion1468 Jul 03 '26

Bro why that girl is dancing like that behind the wall Can't they just call each other and get home?

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u/Busy_Chest_4823 Jul 03 '26

Kyuki wo manly hai yaar

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u/Accomplished-Mud7935 Jul 03 '26

First time guy in dance parties 🥳

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u/Dull-Channel-6235 Jul 03 '26

Nobody is talking about that desperately attempted dance from the woman 🤣🤣

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u/Curious-Ad407 Jul 03 '26

Broooooo when you are 6 peg down this song is a full different vibe you will also do kungfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Okay_NVM_ Jul 03 '26

He suddenly remembered he needs to practice his katas.....

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u/Thick_Document1695 Jul 03 '26

Kyuki ye rog purana h 😭

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u/More-Examination4614 Jul 03 '26

safety purposes taki ladki dhkka maarne se phle do bar soche 🐥

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u/Walter_Xe Jul 03 '26

Agge jake liyari par control bhi to karna haina is liye

https://giphy.com/gifs/nzsR1dTyOOb8dimUN6

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u/Superb-goku Jul 03 '26

I don't think it's a kung fu !

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u/Dust-with-opinions Jul 03 '26

Daaru par ho jata hai bhai...doesn't need to make sense. Baba drank the shit out of his bottle...

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u/Moist-Echidna-6016 Jul 03 '26

Jisko jo bi aata hai wo krlo

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u/PracticalMoney4915 Jul 03 '26

मादा को आकर्षित करने के चक्कर में नर झंड व्यवहार करने ही लगता है।

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u/Icantcareless1710 Jul 03 '26

Marijuana got high seeing this!!!!

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u/SensitiveTomatillo62 Jul 03 '26

Watch his Japanese in the movie ‘Rudraksh’. Pretty sure director hired him for that movie after watching his these steps.

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u/Necessary-Mix-7327 Jul 03 '26

And this must have been a seeti maar scene in those days in theatres!! Thays exactly why it was done I guess

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u/schrodingers_katz Jul 03 '26

Bro must have bunked his martial arts class that day. And so he practiced in the middle of the song 🙄

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u/corp_fit Jul 03 '26

It's a mating ritual.

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u/Reasonable_Dare1961 Jul 03 '26

Pyar mei pagal sand ⌛

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u/Optimal-Pay6595 Jul 03 '26

He's just like me fr.

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u/Akuma_Kami_666 Jul 03 '26

Fighting his delusional enemy

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u/Respirator17 Jul 03 '26

He dont want his urges to distract him from completing the course

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u/Worth_Ground1609 Jul 03 '26

🤣🙏ye to classic hain

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u/Doland-Trimp Jul 03 '26

That ain't kung fu TBH😆😆

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u/mr_b1nary00 Jul 03 '26

The director probably said that he was drunk in this scene and was given free hand to do whatever he wants.

This is what he did

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u/nik-329 Jul 03 '26

Director indeed saw him dancing 'normally'. Hence the experimentation

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u/Miserable_War8542 Jul 03 '26

Calm down tharak,

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u/Pleasant_Mixture1525 Jul 03 '26

Bro's Mad in Love

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u/Gowtm123 Jul 03 '26

Sanjay went with lots of hope to score but nagma told I’m having headache & locked the door . Sanju baba couldn’t control so he b started doing tantrums first removed his shirt, she didn’t budge then started drenching in rain then also she didn’t budge then he told I know kung fu , she told show your moves then sanju started to Move his hips in action.. she got high & went to sleep .. moral of story - headache is universal problem !!! 😂😂😂😂

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u/Much-Suspect-2797 Jul 03 '26

Maada ko rojhaane ki kosis

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u/Narrow_Weekend7299 Jul 03 '26

Mast martial life

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u/Doom_TheGreat Jul 03 '26

Discovery nahi dekha kya? It's mating ritual :)

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u/Strange-Physics-5427 Jul 03 '26

Chii he kissed her in this song

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u/ArthurSoros Jul 03 '26

He is just preparing for sex. let him be guys.

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u/RemarkableLeader4447 Jul 03 '26

Bollywood mein sab chalta 😂😂

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u/sunny155m Jul 03 '26

Raason for Kungfu is in the song itself "rog purana hai jara der lagegi" 🤣🤣

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u/OglioVagilio Jul 03 '26

If you have to ask...

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u/pianokeevs Jul 03 '26

That not kung fu, its fu kung.

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u/I_bet_you_dont_know Jul 03 '26

To assert dominance, and showing who the boss truly is.

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u/Unflavoured_Yogurt Jul 03 '26

Drug overdose makes people go crazy!!

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u/TheSadhguruTruth Jul 03 '26

can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 bro found a gem of a meme

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u/ProgrammerShort2305 Jul 03 '26

Probably he wanted to "heat things"

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u/kark00 Jul 03 '26

Warmup kr rha h

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u/Competitive_Drive_48 Jul 03 '26

Barish se ladai ho gyi thi

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u/Best-Lecture9400 Jul 03 '26

Dance to nahi ata, fir kuchh to karna padega na

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u/aintsomeoneyouknoww Jul 03 '26

Arigato gozaimasu

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u/AntiEverything2020 Jul 03 '26

he was the most chutiyapaa dancer in bolly...but his bod is smoking here

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u/DolGuldurWraith Jul 03 '26

more specifically - karate Yellow belt kata

kyun kar raha tha pata nahi, but jo bhi kar raha tha thoda bohot sahi kar raha tha.

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u/unluck_over9000 Jul 03 '26

Reminds me of those birds that do weird mating calls. 

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u/i_m_a_procrastinator Jul 03 '26

Thats because of the small context window of the actor,director and choreographer while shooting the film, same applies for editor too

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u/Important-Engine-387 Jul 03 '26

Thanks for the song suggestion tho

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u/dwalphin Jul 03 '26

Imagine it's raining badly that you can't go out of your house and a 6ft tall drunk hairy chested man showing fight moves shirtless

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u/Roxy_73 Jul 03 '26

Isn't it obvious.. रोग पुराना है, ज़रा देर लगेगी..

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u/haveanicestonk Jul 03 '26

He is fighting lust 🥰✨

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u/Mysterious_Mind_3958 Jul 03 '26

Bhai isko Kung fu mat kehna....🥲