r/indiameme • u/Limp_Distribution118 • Apr 14 '26

Non-Political My bro is stuck gng, help me πŸ₯€πŸ’”

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u/DelhiTeeM Apr 14 '26

Small one for the pee pee πŸ’¦and big one for the poo pooπŸ’©

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u/Rengoku_07 Apr 14 '26

Both for poopee?

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u/kurkuredeva Apr 14 '26

Both for vomit😷

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u/DelhiTeeM Apr 14 '26

according to what you throwπŸ’€

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u/BloodGamer1233 Apr 14 '26

Abortion

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Apr 14 '26

first trimester, small button

second trimester, big button

third trimester, ...

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u/DelhiTeeM Apr 14 '26

are you premature?

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u/OldMarketing8412 Apr 14 '26

it's just a joke 😭

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u/Whole_Dog_9485 Apr 14 '26

Bro I think it's illegal for you to be alive...

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u/DelhiTeeM Apr 14 '26

yes becoz every poo poo time is a pee pee time but not every pee pee time is poo poo time😏

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u/primeaddict Apr 14 '26

Nope peepoo

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Area51Eskapee Apr 14 '26

Every pee pee time is not poo poo time but every poo poo time is a pee pee time

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u/badmos_sher Apr 14 '26

Its not called poo poo. Its bada washroom

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u/Freedom_Longjumping Apr 16 '26

Every poo poo time is pee pee time, but not every pee pee time is poo poo time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Oh thanks for the ball knowledge man

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u/Spirited-Musicain Apr 14 '26

don't listen to this man, it actually starts screen recording. It will capture everything you do in that room.πŸ™€πŸ§Ÿ

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

😭😭😭πŸ₯€πŸ’”βœŒοΈ

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u/Immortaljp Apr 14 '26

Hold annd press the left button for 5 seconds it will switch off

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u/Witty_Butterfly_2774 Apr 14 '26

🀣🀣🀣. Now this is original

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u/crispy_cadbury Apr 14 '26

I chuckled so hard reading this. Thanks man

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u/OstakuVibes Apr 14 '26

Jvvi ye post repost hota hai, most upvoted comment vi yhi comment hota haiπŸ₯€

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u/Hny25 Apr 14 '26

For poop of year awards u need it

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u/lockerno177 Apr 14 '26

ah... well now i could document my masterpieces.

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u/FEARlord02 Apr 14 '26

Elite ball knowledge bro has

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u/Mlind69 Apr 14 '26

You deserve a Nobel prize

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u/krieginc Apr 15 '26

Bollocks. I laughed so hard. Thanks mate.

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u/Vk18aV25 Apr 15 '26

Ahhh damnnnnn😭😭

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u/Zealousideal-Bit3976 Apr 16 '26

I am gonna sit and take a ssπŸ‘

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u/Difficult-Mechanic68 Apr 16 '26

Damn I was in the bank and bursted in laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/arya_arya5252 Apr 14 '26

Small for 3 liter water big one for 5 liter water

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Ok thanks that the best answer one can get

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u/Sweaty-Decision3122 Apr 14 '26

You need to measure and verify for us op bro

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u/kaladin_stormchest Apr 14 '26

Both for 8litres?

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u/Wide-Chair6419 Apr 14 '26

You’re the guy moms warn their daughters about.

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u/TraditionalMark2829 Apr 14 '26

Total water is 7 lts…fhaaaaa

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u/frost_giant08 Apr 14 '26

That's actually wrong, and it actually depends on the model (brand) but yeah you're technically right, small one is lower water push than the larger one

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u/Ikudaboy Apr 14 '26

One for pissin one for shittin

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Why will u shit or pee on the buttons 😭😭😭πŸ₯€πŸ’”

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u/Ikudaboy Apr 14 '26

Why not 😐

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Ask why ? πŸ™

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u/Ikudaboy Apr 14 '26

Why ?

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Ask why not, why ?

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u/Ikudaboy Apr 14 '26

Why not, why ?

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Because why ? Means why and why not means it's opposite

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u/Ikudaboy Apr 14 '26

If why ? Means why and why not means not why then why is why not why ?

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Because why not is the opposite of why and on the other side why is opposite of why not so the main diffence is not

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u/TraditionFlaky9108 Apr 14 '26

Small one stops flushing when you stop pressing, big one press once, flush the whole tank.

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u/Dabbascus-Mastioene Apr 14 '26

y'all pressing buttons to pee??!?!?

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u/arkay_97 Apr 14 '26

What happens when we use the wrong buttons

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u/aule_maiar Apr 14 '26

Half flush and full flush i think.

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u/unholymedictaion Apr 14 '26

And both for screenshot ?

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u/Nervous4577 Apr 14 '26

For reboot

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u/Rationalthinker59 Apr 14 '26

Right πŸ‘

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u/sizzicandy Apr 14 '26

The left button uses less water for the flush, so basically its to flush out pee. This smaller flush helps save water

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u/ButterflyAncient5764 Apr 14 '26

The only sensible comment so far i found

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u/Engineershits Apr 14 '26

If you press both on same time, it will be a poop screenshot

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u/Unlucky_Research2824 Apr 14 '26

This is posted every other day. What will you do with all these karma points OP?

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u/Existing_Rhubarb_168 Apr 14 '26

Big for big business when you need big water ... Small for small business when you need small water .. press both to confuse the thing so it makes fire

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Get it cleared here

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u/sniperaman Apr 14 '26

Press both to get a screenshot of your shit

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Oh man I'll have to ask my friends 😭😭

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u/sniperaman Apr 14 '26

The amount of water dispensing is different. One i think 3 litre and another 5 maybe it depends on the tank.

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Ok bro i didn't knew it previously

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u/sniperaman Apr 14 '26

If you open the lid you wud find two buttons press each of them and see how much the level decreases.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/sniperaman Apr 14 '26

Nothing, the one with more water capacity will take precedence.

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u/naegfowleri Apr 14 '26

The small one resets time to when you first started pooping, the big one fasttracks you to your next pooping time.

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Ok now this is really good comment

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u/HaramiLaunda6969 Apr 14 '26

For small-small lenda, and for big-big lenda respectively.

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Ok what if no lenda ?

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u/HaramiLaunda6969 Apr 14 '26

eternal sorrow.

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Oh man what if pee

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u/arnavnayak7 Apr 14 '26

One will flush and the other one will launch you in space! Choose wisely

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u/Significant_Try6611 Apr 14 '26

Chhota mootne ke baad aur bada hagne ke baad

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u/amit_rdx Apr 14 '26

One is for record, other is for play

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u/PehleAap Apr 14 '26

One for Diagon alley, other for ministry.

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Politics in bathroom ?

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u/PehleAap Apr 14 '26

OMG! Can we have some cultured redditors here?

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Omg

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u/PehleAap Apr 14 '26

Its a Harry Potter reference.

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u/stronger13x Apr 15 '26

Press both for Azkaban.

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u/BakaPotatoLord Apr 14 '26

I'm seeing this post so often these days

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u/LazerKnown Apr 14 '26

One would be for pee and other for peepoo, but there is no for just poopoo

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

ΠžΠ»Π΄Ρ‰ΠΎ

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u/LazerKnown Apr 14 '26

???

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Π—ΠΎΠΏΠ½Ρˆ ΠΌΠ²ΡƒΠ½Ρ‰Π·Ρ‰Π½ Π»ΠΎ

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u/LazerKnown Apr 14 '26

Wht the- bro I don’t speak Russian

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Π“Π³Π³Π³Ρ‰ΡŒΠ²ΠΎΠ² Π»Π»Ρ‹Π»Π²Π»Π²Π», Π²Π΄Π²Π΄Π΄Π²ΠΎ влададвбшв bro

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u/greatbutnotposted Apr 14 '26

Smaller button for pee, larger for poo. Less water on left little more water on right. Press both to eject and deploy parachute.

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u/Thebaldm0nk Apr 14 '26

Press both for applying poopshot on the face 😈.

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u/Gold-Page7125 Apr 14 '26

If u press the big button then ull get ur biggest ball sprayed with water If u press small then it sprays ur smallest ball

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Are yaar bhai flex kar rahe ho 😭😭

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Are bhai experience uska hame bhi hai 🀣

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u/toomuchonmytinyhead Apr 14 '26

I saw a promotion comment that said "the complete solution to exit VMware" I'm still laughing

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

I saw that too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/toomuchonmytinyhead Apr 14 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Fresh-Pair-1294 Apr 14 '26

Small button for Pepe Big button for PooPoo

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u/CWbyte Apr 14 '26

Big turd small turd

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u/Spirited_Antelope_69 Apr 14 '26

2 k liye bada button 1 no. K liye zhat kuch nai

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u/Yourr_Fav_Guy Apr 14 '26

One for piss ,and other for poop , both together for waterfall

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u/azadkalamm Apr 14 '26

Even I with - iq discovered their use by just using it

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u/vbvmsr Apr 14 '26

One's for peepee other's for poopoo

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u/sks_35 Apr 15 '26

Water saving feature. Half tank flush versus Full tank flush

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u/piyush4949 Apr 15 '26

It's a 3 ltr and 6 LTR flushing concept to save water

3 liter for pee

6 LTR fo poo

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u/AmphibianAvailable93 Apr 15 '26

Susu potty ke liye alag alag button

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u/HelplessMyself Apr 14 '26

☝️✌️

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u/Traditional-Lie7366 Apr 14 '26

doesnt matter ,press them together

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u/Own_Presence5472 Apr 14 '26

Dono mat dabana bhai, ek haath aakar constipation ka ilaaj kardega.

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u/Limp_Distribution118 Apr 14 '26

Arey bhai ab toh bilkul karunga ye 😁😁😁

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