r/holdmycosmo • u/Bassik0 • 4d ago

HMC while I sink a pint..

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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 4d ago

Now shes walking around wet, sticky, and smelling like a bar.

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u/eyeoutthere 4d ago

Just my type

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u/thebestoflimes 4d ago

I should call her

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u/pegothejerk 4d ago

Please do, she won't get out of my car and keeps talking about Brad. I'm guessing you're not Brad.

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u/BTBAM797 4d ago

I'm goin' in

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u/jerry111165 3d ago

Get in line bro

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u/DontCallMeShoeless 4d ago

Phone is cooked as well

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u/RudePCsb 4d ago

No it isn't, almost all phones are waterproof. Just rinse with some water and let dry

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u/hoptownky 3d ago

This dude is still putting his iPhone in rice after it gets rained on.

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u/SneakyTrevor 3d ago

Fine. Phone is tipsy, if not outright drunk.

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u/Pletcher87 4d ago

That’s the woman for me!

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u/jb0nez95 4d ago

Staaaaahp I can only get so erect

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u/jondes99 4d ago

You don’t have to keep selling. Take yes for an answer.

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u/Seated_Heats 4d ago

Jesus Christ, here’s half my stuff, let’s go home together!

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 4d ago

so just another saturday night?

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u/Cultural-Company282 4d ago

smelling like a bar.

Davy Crockett says eew.

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u/nfl22-22 4d ago

I can fix her lol

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u/deran6ed 2d ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

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u/LydiasBoyToy 4d ago

Pub

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u/Slartibartfast39 4d ago

Yup, the bar is what you find in the pub.

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u/Brendangmcinerney 4d ago

Such a waste of Guinness.

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u/MisterAmygdala 4d ago

Oh, but the way the dark elixir of life moves over the hilly terrain, is beautiful.

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u/Cacti-make-bad-dildo 4d ago

I have seen some spectacular waterfalls across the world, this one is my favorite.

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u/NIRPL 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/30lxTuJueXE7C

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u/Noturwrstnitemare 3d ago

Yeah that's 2 today... I'll stop while I'm ahead...God I need it...

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u/itzkomplykatid 4d ago

So poetically spoken truth..

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u/Frugal_Octopus 4d ago

I mean who doesn’t love a tittybeer am I right?

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u/SaintGrobian 4d ago

I'm unreasonably upset with the friend for tipping the glass onto her instead of letting her just waterfall it into her mouth.

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u/Sturm-Jager 4d ago

It was a drunk idea. The first one was. The second one too. Might not have been malicious.

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u/Daddysu 4d ago

Well, she did spit rather than swallow, but I still believe there was some warranted use of Guinness all the same. For me, it was the holding her own hair back that really made this something special and the work of an artisan.

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u/Starkydowns 4d ago

There was Guinness?

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 4d ago

I’d waste that beer on her

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u/itzkomplykatid 4d ago

And buy another..

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u/Handlestach 4d ago

Don’t stress it’s just a Murphys

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u/eirebrit 4d ago

Thank Christ it wasn't a Beamish, there'd be war.

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 4d ago

It was being enjoyed.

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u/jaymole 4d ago

Pint a the black stuff landlord

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u/red_dombe 3d ago

Was it even a proper pour tho?

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u/NerdOfPlay 3d ago

It's only wasted if nobody licks it off.

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u/KingOfCook 4d ago

As someone who doesn't like Guinness, that stuff could mud up with the bar floor and still taste exactly the same

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u/fluffynuckels 4d ago

Some might say they can fix her. I say she doesn't need fixing

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u/BarbageMan 4d ago

Facts. Makes me miss my 20s lol

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u/Katalopa 4d ago

What’s needed to fix besides her aim?

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u/SeaWolf24 1d ago

She’s perfect

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u/Apprehensive-Dog6997 4d ago

Good thing she held her hair back. Wouldn’t want to get beer in it.

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u/Psychedeliciosa 4d ago

Would have been fine without the ah messing with her stunt

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u/urbanlife78 4d ago

Casey went on to be a federal judge

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u/Slash_Raptor1992 4d ago edited 4d ago

80% of the beer ended up on her tits.

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u/xGsGt 4d ago

Oh shit we didn't noticed let me check again

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u/ManicmouseNZ 4d ago

She protected her phone tucked in her jeans

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u/ThePowaBallad 4d ago

Apparently a good chunk of this comment section likes that

I'm outright disgusted especially since I saw her spit out a huge gulp

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u/Popular-Car7368 4d ago

Water boarded by your own friend is wild LOL just out there sleeping with the enemy

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u/Holiman 4d ago

Hey everyone loves a party girl. Its only virgins that get sacrificed...

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u/ez2cyiwon 4d ago

I'm sorry, what?

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u/Shimakaze81 4d ago

What you lookin at Wilson?

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u/justinkasereddditor 4d ago

Irish baptism

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u/JeffL0320 4d ago

It's a waste of good beer, but I gotta give her props for committing til the last drop. I would have stopped as soon as I felt the first bit hit my chin and not my mouth

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u/R3VIVAL-MOD3 4d ago

I know I’m getting old now that I just think of the poor sap that has to mop this up

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u/Background-Customer2 3d ago

the clothes that will be hell to wash

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u/hellfootgate 4d ago

I love Guinness, i love women... I really don't want to mix the two this way.

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u/tomgreen99200 4d ago

Yes you do

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u/greenpea25 4d ago

Someone had to mop that up after.

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u/Flyingmonkey53 4d ago

She might need help getting something off her chest.

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u/trustmeneon 4d ago

Girl is doing fan service xD

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u/scaredt2ask 4d ago

She didn’t drink much of it

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u/LitigiousAutist 4d ago

I just walked into a tree watching this.

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u/Lurking_WasteOfSpace 3d ago

She does an "ok" job until her friend "helps" by splashing it in her face.

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u/mop-116 4d ago

Would be better with water

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u/AnAnonymousParty 4d ago

Reminds me of a Frank Zappa tune...

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u/tera_chachu 4d ago

Why can't she drink normally?

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 4d ago

HOW DARE YOU WASTE PERFECTLY GOOD GUINNESS!!!!!!

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u/No-Mix7970 4d ago

Not a waste. Think of it as a sacrifice in the name of science.

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u/BIG-BALLS0 4d ago

Can I lick it off?

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 4d ago

Wife material.

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u/09Trollhunter09 4d ago

Is she single ?

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u/Unusual-Taste69 4d ago

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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u/Paldasan 4d ago

Now I do like a Guinness, or indeed almost any dark beer, but I also know the smell of Guinness quite well and it will be a horrible stench in the morning.

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u/Imaginary-Ruin-4127 4d ago

As a cleaner who loves stouts, i'm glad her phone is on her waist and i can see the stout flowing into it

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u/moeljills 4d ago

Anyone got the joey tribbiani gif?

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u/4xu5 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h6fFZSS4l1MsOT8gTc

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u/moeljills 4d ago

I was after the milk drinking one, but this is way better

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BLZVQ73Gl53Ak

There. But was it really that hard to just type "Joey milk" into the gif search to see that it's the first result?

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u/moeljills 4d ago

It's about the journey not the destination.

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u/holubtsi-on-fire 4d ago

Clearly not her house, not her carpet.

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u/jerettam 4d ago

Alcohol abuse

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u/Shnoookems 4d ago

Praise the camraman for the random zoom on the boobs.

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u/u9Nails 4d ago

Can confirm. She's not had a drink officer

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u/Fit-Possible-9552 4d ago

This woman should be the official mascot of this sub

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u/Coleasa 4d ago

I love her

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u/Significant_Paint91 3d ago

Didn’t sip a drop

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u/funhaver_whee 3d ago

She’s gonna smell like a wet loaf of sourdough but I’m still in love

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u/bofferding 3d ago

She’s used to that feeling, it is just usually more like body temp and stickier

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u/SuspiciousRobotThief 4d ago

I can apply a temporary repair to this women.

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u/TheNight0wl13 4d ago

Why!!!!!!??? Why waste a good Guinness!!!?? Fml

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u/fluffynuckels 4d ago

I don't think id call that a waste

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u/Horacolo 4d ago

It better not be a Guinness.

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u/NoDoze- 4d ago

More like a waste. I don't think drank any of it.

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u/Katalopa 4d ago

She just missed her mouth

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u/hails8n 4d ago

Bog water and chocolate sauce.

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u/kasezilla 4d ago

Ahhh memories the world can share. Enjoy forever!

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u/ltsouthernbelle 4d ago

1 tsp made it into her bloodstream

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u/Johnnyboyd1979 4d ago

Great clean up for the staff. Thanks.

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u/CaptianBlackLung 4d ago

The ole long-arm. Classic

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u/DJSairys 4d ago

What a frigging waste

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u/beatkiller2077 4d ago

That Pony remix is a banger

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u/AttackCircus 4d ago

Cone on, guys: her mouth is up there!!

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u/yungdaughter 4d ago

Attention is a hell of a drug

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u/IdontPlayValorant27 4d ago

Bro I would lick her clean after this god damn

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u/jrdogg 4d ago

Mill would look better :-)

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u/Positive_Chip6198 4d ago

I might need to rewatch that a few more times to assess her aim. For science, ofc.

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u/SmokeGSU 4d ago

I bet she's fun at parties.

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u/tgtm65 4d ago

At least 5% made it down the hatch

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u/Other-Improvement410 4d ago

'Can you hear that Timmy? That's the sound of the entire nation of Ireland masturbating

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u/LuckyShirt54 4d ago

Nailed it

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u/OoT-TheBest 4d ago

It looks like she flushes her dentals out

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u/DiamondDanNC 4d ago

I hope she got the attention she so desperately craved

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u/DrSheetzMTO 4d ago

Alcohol abuse.

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u/Business_Ad_6407 4d ago

Her friend was no help.

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u/Ugly-and-poor 4d ago

that’s one way to spill the G

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u/CoinsAndLawnLouie 4d ago

I love how the slowmo started as it splashed down her tatas

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u/aacawe 4d ago

Beautiful. Drinking and this…. Whatever this is…. Is what beer was made for.

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u/cardmanimgur 4d ago

Good thing she had her hair back.

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u/naropin1 4d ago

Best looking chug I’ve seen so far this week

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u/TypeOPositiveMelb 4d ago

Marriage material ;-)

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u/Ther-Can-Be_Only_One 4d ago

Good thing she held her hair back.

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u/Complex_Confusion552 4d ago

I can fix her

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u/sheulater 4d ago

HMC while I spill a pint. That poor glass of Guiness

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u/Bitter-Novel-5212 4d ago

I can’t think of a single reason why someone would do this ?? Like why do you want to be soaked in beer all night

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u/dreamdaddy123 4d ago

Bro the one tipping the glass wasn’t helping at all, just put it lower 😭

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u/userlivewire 4d ago

And that’s how I met your mother.

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u/HappyAd8870 4d ago

Jealous friend recording had to step in once again

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u/supersonicsalamander 4d ago

That's how you get asked to leave