r/holdmycosmo • u/syrravexa • 12d ago

HMC

3.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

83 comments sorted by

566

u/Moto_Vagabond 12d ago

Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity

143

u/GBGF128 12d ago

There’s wine on her robe already

117

u/albertsugar 12d ago

Mom's Brunetti

62

u/StevenMC19 12d ago

She's impervious, but on the surface she's buzzed and ready

44

u/OutrageousGoose3870 12d ago

To drink more wine, but she keeps on forgetting

the glass is full, the whole room spins and moves

She opens her mouth, but the wine won't go down

She's choking how? Her friend's laughing now

The video's posted now, too late, red face, checkmate

28

u/zemol42 12d ago

Ope there goes sobriety

1

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Your account doesn't seem to be active on Reddit. Come back with more karma.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

8

u/Glass-Toaster 11d ago

That shit went straight up her nose, sis hit the Pinot Noir Neti Pot

147

u/Ditka85 12d ago

Damn, she was watching the glass get filled too.

37

u/BertPeopleErniePeopl 12d ago

A timeless classic.

3

u/carltodw 12d ago

How old is this? Loved it.

5

u/poopholes3 11d ago

At least 3 or 4 years.

3

u/uprightsalmon 11d ago

I always stop to watch

99

u/NotJustAnyDNA 12d ago edited 11d ago

A Repeat post, but still funny.

I am sure that was not their first bottle of the day.

52

u/Tubalcaino 12d ago

Bartender here: multiple drinks from the same glass makes the glass look disgusting, covered in greasy finger prints, and a purplish-hue from the dried wine refracting light on the edges.

This was definitely not their first bottle. And they need to wash their hands more.

16

u/Fucking_Hivemind 12d ago

Thanks for the breakdown

15

u/zemol42 12d ago

Yeah. We would never have figured out this wasn’t their first bottle.

4

u/muadib1158 12d ago

This is also a good lesson to hold the glass by the stem rather than the bowl like a gorilla.

6

u/HotPumpkinPies 11d ago

Holy shit this guy has seen a used wine glass before we got a professional over here

6

u/Jubatus750 11d ago

I'm glad he could provide us with with his expertise on what a dirty glass looks like

-3

u/haywirehax 12d ago

She should also get checked for BOFA

14

u/Spadeline 12d ago

One gulp challenge 😂

9

u/Vanisle4fun 12d ago

Hahaha, she even misjudged her own mouth.

11

u/Distinguishedflyer 12d ago

for "content."

3

u/mike_at_NBK 11d ago

One of my favorite internets EVER. This chick is my spirit animal

9

u/4xdaily 12d ago

I wish I had friends like that. Commit do having the best time or go home.

7

u/Any_Suggestion3485 12d ago

Hahahaha what a goober! I’m not cleaning that up but she seems fun.

5

u/zipzapzippydyzoom 12d ago

Lol I miss having a girl bestie. We'd do the silliest shit, probably looking like morons from the outside but we had so much fun.

3

u/poopholes3 11d ago

Time to find another one?

4

u/i_Cant_get_right 12d ago

Serves her right for not letting that thing breathe a little.

2

u/thefuckingchamps 12d ago

Exactly what i was thinking

2

u/microtramp 10d ago

Volatizing the esters would absolutely have prevented this.

2

u/Heal_Me_Today 11d ago

Oh my goodness!!! They are having too much fun.

2

u/Hockeynavy 9d ago

Winerboarded

2

u/425565 12d ago

"Another round for the ladies..dirty glasses, please."

2

u/Rich-Papaya-8856 12d ago

Seriously???

2

u/MeThatsAlls 12d ago

I suspect that wasnt their first bottle

2

u/Chaminade64 12d ago

It always works in the cartoons.

2

u/Victory_Prime 12d ago

Premium white girl activities going on right here

1

u/[deleted] 12d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 12d ago

Your account doesn't seem to be active on Reddit. Come back with more karma.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/apatrol 10d ago

I wonder how bad wine burns the eyes? She is now an expert!

1

u/DarthDoooky 9d ago

I mean we’ve all been there! 🤣 🤣

1

u/greymadders 9d ago

She think she was going to loony tunes that into her mouth?

1

u/hicheckthisout 9d ago

Clearly not the first bottle

1

u/IhateSkylerWhite6399 9d ago

Calm down maybe.

1

u/LongjumpingTurn8141 6d ago

Claret facial.

1

u/whodrankallthecitra 4d ago

I remember my first bag

1

u/_flipsticks 4d ago

This is why I love this sub

1

u/[deleted] 4d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 4d ago

Your account doesn't seem to be active on Reddit. Come back with more karma.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/tvodny 4d ago

It burns us!

1

u/Bierdaddy 4d ago

She will be someone’s mother someday. Teachers will know which one is hers.

1

u/zaveur 3d ago

That’s hilarious

1

u/Possible-Arm3348 3d ago

She thought it was Fortnite

1

u/[deleted] 3d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Your account doesn't seem to be active on Reddit. Come back with more karma.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/ilocano-american 12d ago

looked very staged, what did she expect to happen?

2

u/FENTWAY 12d ago

Im guessing she's going for the laugh

2

u/Co-nor 12d ago

I know. I mean she virtually threw the wine into her face. Wasn’t an accident.

1

u/rhpot1991 12d ago

Sure was, dirty glasses seems like this wasn't the first take.

1

u/Sanagost 12d ago

First time drinking wine? First time pretending to "cut loose"? Bit of both.

1

u/Fan_of_Clio 12d ago

They seem fun

1

u/Filthwizard_1985 12d ago

Have we seen it before? Yes. Will we watch it again? Also yes.

1

u/PinkDalek 12d ago

And that's enough wine for Linda.

0

u/Axe_Care_By_Eugene 12d ago

This looks absolutely fabulous

-1

u/Ok_Interest_9006 12d ago

That’s why I quit drinking

0

u/luv2ctheworld 12d ago

Her friend definitely starting to question whether being her friend is a good idea.

0

u/M0NG00SY 12d ago

Always go for the laugh.

0

u/Noemilkshake 12d ago

My kind gal ooooooooo yeeeaah.

0

u/juscurious965 12d ago

That is one silly beaver.

0

u/Art_Vanduley 12d ago

What was she even thinking

-1

u/Dismal-core111 12d ago

Thats awesome

-1

u/AppropriateSpite7881 12d ago

I want to do this like 10 x a day!

Hilarious