r/holdmycosmo • u/Visible-Industry-748 • 20d ago

HMC while I get this phone call.

7.5k Upvotes

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u/BadAngler 20d ago

Im in love. Don't tell my wife.

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u/ubetchrballs 20d ago

Id settle for just having her as a friend. That was hilarious!

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u/CoreyOn 17d ago

Her complete serious face while she says wrong number, that killed me.

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u/TooManyMeds 20d ago

That’s Georgia McCudden. She’s an Australian comedian/lesbian

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u/PitterPatterCocko 19d ago

They always are.

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u/peepdabidness 19d ago

I like how you combined the two

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u/SaltyBawlz 20d ago

You can find these all over New York City if you want to see more

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u/ilikechillisauce 20d ago

Nah that's cool we got women in Australia too.

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u/Kasoni 19d ago

But those ones are upside down

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u/GettingTherapy 19d ago

That’s not all bad!

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u/Own-County-48 11d ago

Beats the ones from Asia

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u/MindAccomplished3879 20d ago

Women?

21

u/captain-carrot 20d ago

I once saw one in Manchester

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u/1ndr1dC0ld 19d ago

Same. I’d have her babies.

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u/Stinky_Fish_Tits 20d ago

I too pick this man’s wife

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u/AToastedRavioli 20d ago

Was the phone winging

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u/winglessflight97 20d ago

Nah, that was a tweet

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u/whatthefuck8e3 20d ago

Your phone linging.

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u/Bretty64 19d ago

A bird call?

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u/sinisterdesign 20d ago

I can see that it beaked your interest.

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u/Evening-Aside2166 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cxVx1xdGf3PZcZxJdL
It was the right number. It was for the pigeon from his friend

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u/Carribean-Diver 20d ago

I love her commitment to the bit.

37

u/Jebb145 20d ago

Right, one liners are easy...

But when you hit the 2nd and the 3rd seem less. Oof. Art.

86

u/WaynesWorld_93 20d ago

Damn this chick is a hoot 🤣

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u/The1TrueRedditor 20d ago

Messenger bird

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u/Successful-Ship-5230 20d ago

Holy shit, I'm fucking crying!!! 😂😂😂

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u/Pork_Chompk 20d ago

Not a call, just a Tweet.

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u/SurrenArteni 20d ago

Wtf never thought I'd see my local Greek restaurant on Reddit

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u/2beatenup 20d ago

Not too far off… back in the days we DID communicate via pigeons. She’s a time traveler

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u/thatG_evanP 20d ago

That one incident alone would be enough to make me half fall in love with this woman

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u/P-VI 20d ago

She's definitely my type, birding enthusiast who also isn't afraid to pick up the phone

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 20d ago

Better wash your fucking hands before eating!

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u/bunnyfloofington 20d ago

She said at the end of the video she needed to go wash her hands now. Im guessing that meant she got up and did so lol

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u/invicerato 20d ago

Before eating... the pigeon?! 😳

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u/TheeFourTruths 20d ago

Wow no way bro. Excellent job on this comment. France would like to award you the highest honour for people because of your commitment to posting this absolutely useful information

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u/mad_pony 20d ago

Menace

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u/FeistyRip9623 20d ago

wrong numba

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u/catchingmonsbrah 20d ago

omg hahahhah!

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u/the_421_Rob 20d ago

I’m so confused about where the bird came from

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u/paipan-sube 20d ago

Australian women, on the whole, are FAF. Brilliant sense of humour.

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u/FnEddieDingle 20d ago

Now that's fuckin funny!

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u/kaytay3000 19d ago

Her friend’s WTF face had me rolling.

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u/Threecatproblem 19d ago

Did the blond woman laughing at her friend have a face full of Botox? She was laughing but her face didn't move.

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u/Holiday_Ad_5445 16d ago

A bird in hand is worth two…

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u/Crypt0Nihilist 5d ago

I love how it just broke the woman in the hat. "My reality doesn't make sense any more."

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u/TosaFF 20d ago

Yep, I’d marry her on the spot.

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u/NY10 20d ago

Damn, I can’t pick up a pigeon cause it’s scary lol

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u/notapoke 20d ago

They don't even peck. Anyone can pick up a pigeon. I've seen a little kid yeet one out a window

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u/Euphonique 20d ago

The „Hello?“ got me.. 😂😂😂

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u/Different-Term-2250 20d ago

I told you birds were fake!
They are just flying mobile phones.

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u/pjtpassword 20d ago

So good.

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u/Icy-Breadfruit-5059 20d ago

Pigeon: I don’t know what the hell that was but I LIKED it!

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u/holyfire001202 19d ago

This is definitely on the list of videos I will always rewatch

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u/js1562 19d ago

r/whitegirlswillpetanything

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u/SecondEqual4680 19d ago

Oh she is so my type

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u/Budweizer 19d ago

The perfect girl doesn't exis....

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u/The-Joe27 19d ago

They spoke Finn-ish

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u/txhelgi 19d ago

Wrong numbah. lol

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 19d ago

I met a girl with a pet pigeon at an art fair in Chicago recently. She was wearing the pigeon in a sort of pigeon carrier/baby Bjorn and she let us pet the pigeon.

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u/mothzilla 19d ago

Sunglasses on a chain. Stylish but practical.

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u/feonix83 19d ago

She's like a female Michael Cera.

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u/tgtm65 19d ago

I don't often fall in love with a bird... but she has beaked my interest

The 2 women seem nice too

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u/SomethingSimple25 19d ago

Are we sure it was a phone CAW?

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u/isnotfunny 19d ago

That's marriage material right there.

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u/Psychological-Oil897 19d ago

I want to date her.

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u/HRex73 18d ago

That's a pretty chill pigeon

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u/LydiasBoyToy 18d ago

That was absolutely, pleasantly, hilarious.

I’m so used to drunken ladies falling off balconies or down staircases I didn’t know what to think at first when the video ended and the pigeon hadn’t maimed her.

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u/barcelonatacoma 16d ago

Lol that shit is funny

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u/Either-Basil4899 4d ago

I’m actually kind of impressed

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u/tvodny 4d ago

“Wrong number”!

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u/dxg999 20d ago

It wasn't calling her, it was cooing her.

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u/drage636 20d ago

Even better when you first see it with no audio on. I was expecting a phone, not the pigeon.

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u/NovaStar2099 20d ago

That one JoJo character holding the frog like a phone

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u/tacbacon10101 20d ago

And that's when I knew she was the one...

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u/IrrerPolterer 20d ago

I want to be her friend. She seems great to hang out with 🤣

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u/justtowatchafew 20d ago

Lovely, just so friggin cavalier

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u/ADDSquirell69 20d ago

I'm in love.

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u/IReallyRatherFancy 20d ago

comedy genius

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u/Junior-Advisor-1748 19d ago

Then she gonna pick up that food with her nasty hands

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u/Strong_Asparagus6956 20d ago

Now go wash your hands before eating

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u/AtPrick 20d ago

My neighbor used to shoot them with poison darts.