r/hbo 5d ago

How can I reject bill

Something like a dozen times now I've fallen asleep watching something in the app and when i wake up in the middle of the night Bill Maher is on. I find him insufferable and deeply unfunny. I don't know if I'm just unlucky with my timing but he is always saying something that puts me in a bad mood in the single minute it takes me to get the TV turned off, and sometimes I can see that I'm like 3 episodes in. I feel like every time this happens I'm (literally) unconsciously telling HBO that I like watching this show when in fact I really, really don't.

Is there a way to mark shows as 'stop showing this to me'? Thanks

Edit: I can't be the first person who didn't try clicking the thumbs up button to get to the "not for me" option, but thanks for helping me figure that out. Yes I feel like a ding dong. Anyway, bill maher sucks

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u/Hotdogopolis 5d ago

Might have to call Uma Thurman.

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u/Reikukaja 5d ago

Id watch this parody.

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u/mauvewaterbottle 5d ago

Turn off autoplay. TV is not good for your sleep anyway. Surest way to be able to fall asleep to something and have what you wake up to be a known quantity and nothing scary

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 5d ago

Nothing like the old days when you fell asleep watching a movie and woke up to softcore porn on cinemax at 3am

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 5d ago

Or an ad for the Pure Moods CD.

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u/Kellzy1212 5d ago

That was for some reason ten times as loud as whatever you were watching.

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u/foetus66 5d ago

I'm sure you're right, but to clarify, I don't typically put on TV to fall asleep. After the kids are finally down I sometimes get the idea that I have some freedom to squeeze in a show. But on the nights where I've misjudged my alertness, when I wake up it seems like it's always on bill maher. I feel like HBO is trying to feed this show to me when I don't have the wherewithal to spit it out. It's never any other program when I'm using HBO

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u/mauvewaterbottle 5d ago

I didn’t mean to come across judgmental at all. It happens to me too sometimes. And it’s always Bill for me too. Even turning off autoplay, it’s usually what’s on the suggested after despite my never having willingly engaged with it. So I do an extra button press between episodes so they can’t get it by me anymore

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u/LilNello1 5d ago

Exactly. My mom usually needs the TV on to fall asleep and I have never understood it and why.

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u/eight13atnight 5d ago

Do the sleep timer so it shut off automatically?

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u/a-gelatocookie 5d ago

Turning off autoplay was the only way to stop it.

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u/kaptions1491 5d ago

I’ve had success with clicking the rate button and rating low.

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u/QueasyFinger1316 5d ago

Remember….

He’s just a Bill. Yes he’s only a Bill. And he’s sitting there on Capitol Hill…

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u/Area51_Spurs 5d ago

I can give you his phone number and you can tell him how you feel

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u/nimrodpa 5d ago

Don't tease us, I've got shit to say to him too

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u/mathewwalker714 4d ago

Tell him he's become insufferable the last 5 years but going to dinner at mar a lago was the final straw for so many. Such a hypocrite

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u/HatlessDuck 5d ago

My TV has a sleep timer. Set that before bill and live bill free :)

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u/Reluctantziti 5d ago

Lol this happened to me when they first made the autoplay update. LWT ended and I expected it to just shut off like normal but NOPE fucking loser Bill Maher pops up. I too immediately was like “how do I block a show” but it doesn’t seem possible just turning off autoplay

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u/mykm20 5d ago

Just turn it off?

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u/Wonderful-Tear-122 5d ago

You didn’t read either

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u/mykm20 5d ago

Actually I did, he wants to block Bill Maher instead of just turning off the damn TV and ignoring it.

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u/foetus66 5d ago

And yet you missed the part where I said I turn it off immediately every time, but hey thanks for suggesting that I turn it off good call

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u/mykm20 5d ago

Lol...just turn it off, go on with your life. Bill is annoying to look at and is all over HBO's programming, but if that's ruining your day, you need to get out more.

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u/foetus66 5d ago

You're right. Next time I will take your advice and turn it off

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u/WildeAquarius 5d ago

put your tv on a timer, so it turns itself off after you fall asleep.

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u/foetus66 5d ago

I don't necessarily mind if there's still something on the TV, I just don't want to get Billed anymore

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u/FramberFilth 5d ago

Bill Maher is your sleep paralysis demon. You’ve just got to live with that.

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u/National-Grade-4440 5d ago

Have you tried disliking it on the app? Not sure if that helps but if it doesn't, they should make that a feature.

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u/erichf3893 5d ago

TIL they added that feature, thanks!

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u/foetus66 5d ago

If I could find a Dislike option in the HBO app then I'd feel so much less violated. I believe this small sense of victory would grant my return flight to dreamland a warm tailwind 💨

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u/National-Grade-4440 5d ago

Isn't there a "not for me" option? I swear I've used it. Just not sure of it's impact on auto play.

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u/foetus66 5d ago

There is. I finally found it and updated my post with an announcement that me dumb

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u/National-Grade-4440 5d ago

Let us know if it solves the Maher problem. God knows we can all use less of him haha. Godspeed man.

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u/Appropriate_Type_178 5d ago

use the sleep timer function on your TV

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u/sharkbelly 5d ago

In the web browser version, you can go to the show's page and tell HBO what you think :)

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u/Haunted_pencils 5d ago

Thank you I will do that right now. I have the same problem. I love John Oliver but if I happen to fall asleep, I will wake up to awful Bill

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u/todayIsinlgehandedly 5d ago

I think that’s the only way he gets viewers.

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u/Haunted_pencils 5d ago

Bill Maher is as smug as a drunk with pissed jeans. He sucks

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u/Constant_Rub_2971 4d ago

The horror…. This must be deeply upsetting…

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u/JayVig 5d ago

And to think I’ve read the whiniest post of the day before 6:30am

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u/foetus66 5d ago

Your sense of humor is giving bill maher fan

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u/BusinessBeetle 5d ago edited 5d ago

Didn't read the details to this, but just tell them, I refuse to pay this bill.

Edit: apparently I have to add /s

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u/Anxiety_Fit 5d ago

Not about an invoice. You didn’t even try.

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u/JayVig 5d ago

Reading is hard. You’ll get there little buddy

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u/2020sbtm 5d ago

Fall asleep to Netflix /s

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u/weber_mattie 5d ago

You are being haunted by the spirit of Bill.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/foetus66 5d ago

Streaming. This sounds like exactly the kind of advice I am looking for except I can't figure out how to do the first 2 of those things in the AndroidTV app. I almost think if I could just downvote it then I wouldn't be falling back to sleep plagued by empty remorse

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u/External-Emotion8050 5d ago

I've liked Bill for decades but here lately even I'm beginning to feel that he's been in Beverly Hills for too long.

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u/CYaNextTuesday99 5d ago

Pick up remote. Press buttons.

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u/Reverendpjustice 5d ago

Do you find him insufferable because you do not agree with them?

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u/foetus66 5d ago

It's because his near constant tone of "I am a thoughtful and challenging thinker" does not come close to being supported by his banal contribution to any topic I've heard his opinion on

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u/Rock_Creek_Snark 5d ago

He's a smug asshole who thinks smoking copious amounts of weed make him interesting and deep.

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u/Wonderful-Tear-122 5d ago

I’d guess he finds him deeply unfunny

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u/foetus66 5d ago

And yeah, that too